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Title: Have you ever?
Post by: MotherGunner on December 12, 2011, 03:00:37 AM
Have you ever been in a deep sleep and farted so hard you woke yourself up?   :D


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Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: HercTNT on December 12, 2011, 03:02:43 AM
When your not playing duo this is what concerns you? :-k



and yes...............
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: Necromancer on December 12, 2011, 04:43:48 AM
Ummm, no.
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Post by: Tatsujin on December 12, 2011, 09:52:02 PM
Shocking. Positively shocking.
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: Gogan on December 13, 2011, 11:54:19 PM
Hahaha! Not only HAVE I, but I woke up my girlfriend too! (erm, fiancé now)).

The power of flatulence.
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: esteban on December 14, 2011, 12:24:40 AM
No, but I have heard all my lived ones (including friends) sleepfart and I've been startled by the powerful explosions.

I am usually reading into the wee hours of the morning (a particularly vulnerable state) when the Shock & Awe Flatulence terrorizes me.
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Post by: geise on December 14, 2011, 12:25:29 AM
Haha I hope you checked yourself just to make sure you didn't...well...you know.
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: MotherGunner on December 14, 2011, 08:46:22 AM
Bleed?  Ha ha ha!
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Post by: Necromancer on December 14, 2011, 08:52:39 AM
Poop yourself from a scary nightmare?
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: jperryss on December 14, 2011, 09:06:42 AM
Have you ever been in a deep sleep and farted so hard you woke yourself up?   :D

No, but I've made the cat jump.
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: guyjin on December 19, 2011, 10:43:39 AM
Not that I remember. But I do wake up in the night for no reason from time to time. Next time, I'll be sure to do a sniff check.
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: MotherGunner on December 19, 2011, 10:58:35 AM
Not that I remember. But I do wake up in the night for no reason from time to time. Next time, I'll be sure to do a sniff check.

You mean you would actually NOT feel a tingly sensation after such an epic fart?
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: BlueBMW on December 19, 2011, 12:28:52 PM
Interesting discussion... cant say that I have... at least not that I remember.
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Post by: blueraven on December 19, 2011, 03:01:16 PM
No.
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Post by: hizaygizirlz on December 19, 2011, 07:49:15 PM
No, but I have heard all my lived ones (including friends) sleepfart and I've been startled by the powerful explosions.

I am usually reading into the wee hours of the morning (a particularly vulnerable state) when the Shock & Awe Flatulence terrorizes me.

hilarious! I laughed out loud.
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: Tatsujin on December 19, 2011, 10:27:35 PM
If I didn't hear it, it didn't exist.
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Post by: bartre on December 20, 2011, 04:43:29 AM
schrodinger's fart?
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Post by: turbofan1 on December 20, 2011, 06:58:26 AM
Hahaha! Not only HAVE I, but I woke up my girlfriend too! (erm, fiancé now)).

The power of flatulence.

I like farting in A elevator whens there`s lots people inside.And dude,thats f*cking gross^
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: MotherGunner on December 20, 2011, 11:42:41 AM
If I didn't hear it, it didn't exist.

Okay, but you wouid still have to FEEL something, unless of course you suffer from loose-butt.  (Which there is nothing wrong with that, if that's how you roll...)   :wink:
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: munchiaz on December 20, 2011, 12:26:15 PM
this thread is great. tons of LOLs at work. As far as waking up, not that i remember but i have woken up my g/f with some.
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: MotherGunner on December 20, 2011, 02:21:29 PM
Let's keep it going.  What other "Have you ever?'s" are out there? >=)
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Post by: bartre on December 21, 2011, 06:17:47 AM
at my job, there's a walk in freezer with doors to the lobby.
it can get pretty dangerous when someone lets one out in there.
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: MotherGunner on December 21, 2011, 06:20:24 AM
at my job, there's a walk in freezer with doors to the lobby.
it can get pretty dangerous when someone lets one out in there.

Wow, that's cold...   
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: Tatsujin on December 21, 2011, 12:10:48 PM
On what you can let one go.
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Post by: Dark Fact on December 21, 2011, 03:17:28 PM
Quote from: MotherGunner
Okay, but you wouid still have to FEEL something, unless of course you suffer from loose-butt.  (Which there is nothing wrong with that, if that's how you roll...)
Just as long as it doesn't leave a big brown stain on the bedsheets...:-"
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Post by: HercTNT on December 21, 2011, 03:19:41 PM
when you rip one and pull the blankets over her head its called a "dutch oven"
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Post by: Tatsujin on December 21, 2011, 04:41:45 PM
(http://www.memehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dutch-oven1-e1290512896900.jpg)
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: MotherGunner on December 21, 2011, 06:01:06 PM
Only thing better is farting so hard, you wake up laughing...
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Post by: Tatsujin on December 21, 2011, 06:14:56 PM
only in your dreams ;)
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Post by: HercTNT on December 21, 2011, 10:27:22 PM
Nice graphic Tatsujin, i appreciate the backup :)
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Post by: Dark Fact on December 22, 2011, 03:25:41 AM
And to think I just had a Dutch breakfast. :(
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Post by: Tatsujin on December 22, 2011, 04:00:45 PM
Me a dutch shower, a dutch brush your teeth and a dutch put on your clothes.
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: MotherGunner on December 22, 2011, 04:23:05 PM
First shower ever ever with my wife (girlfriend at the time), I gave her a dutch shower.  She just about died right then and there.  I was proud.  But Karma is a bitch... A few days ago my 6 year old son farted on me and taunted the shit out of me by saying "Do you like that?  Huh?  You know you liked it!!!"


 [-(
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: Dark Fact on December 23, 2011, 03:28:54 AM
I wonder if real Dutch ovens smell that bad? :?
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: MotherGunner on December 23, 2011, 04:39:34 AM
When I was in the Netherlands, I tried the McKroket at McDonalds...  stank pretty bad and tasted like shit.  I had to eat a couple of cheeseburgers to get the taste out.
Title: Re: Have you ever?
Post by: Dark Fact on January 01, 2012, 04:01:34 PM
Even the name, "McKroket" makes me want to hurl. :-&