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NEC TG-16/TE/TurboDuo => TG-16/TE/TurboDuo Discussion => Topic started by: roflmao on December 15, 2011, 02:18:38 PM

Title: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: roflmao on December 15, 2011, 02:18:38 PM
So I was browsing through this old TG16 book the other day:

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-1qRiMWquMn8/Tuq3l8uhRcI/AAAAAAAADyw/weRiLFOkZhg/s640/TurboGrafx-Game-Encyclopedia-Cover.jpg)

and at the back of the book was a mail-in coupon for a Bonk head replacement for a wireless joystick:

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-i1bVNG1o8Ok/Tuq3mU-6JII/AAAAAAAADy0/3v5VGxdOOY0/s640/TurboGrafx-Game-Encyclopedia-Joystick-Bonk-Head.jpg)

Has anyone seen one of these in real life?  I'd love to have one, especially if I could use it on my TurboStick.  It's too bad it's just an illustration and not an actual photo of the "BONK HEAD".  Does anyone here know any more about these things?
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: esteban on December 15, 2011, 02:24:41 PM
Holy cr@p, I have never seen that item in a photo, let alone hold one in my hands.

Awesome.

Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: T2KFreeker on December 15, 2011, 02:27:13 PM
Okay, yeah I can say this is a new one on me and I was really into the Turbo back in the day. Never even knew this existed at all. I'd say to try and contact Acemore, but something tells me they may be out of business.

UPDATE, after putting that address into Google Map, it looks like Attorneys took over the building.
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: DynamiteSJ on December 15, 2011, 02:37:23 PM
wow.. thats cool.. wonder how much ebay prices those out if it ever comes up.. "limited edition"
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: T2KFreeker on December 15, 2011, 03:03:07 PM
wow.. thats cool.. wonder how much ebay prices those out if it ever comes up.. "limited edition"

"OOP" "R@REZ!!!"

Oh boy, I can see it now. :roll:
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: TheClash603 on December 15, 2011, 03:09:50 PM
I'd start the bidding at $20!
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: SMF on December 15, 2011, 03:41:57 PM
Yea I gota skid of them sitting next to a skid of Magical Chase waiting to sell on ebay.

Seriously tho that's badass would love to have one.
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: DynamiteSJ on December 15, 2011, 04:55:32 PM
definately awesome to have.. i would think they would thread on and would be awesome if you could swap them on different style arcade sticks!
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: vestcoat on December 15, 2011, 08:07:58 PM
I've asked about this item three times over the years and nobody has ever said a thing.  I also can't believe that nobody owns this book.  Turbo noobs need to do their homework.   [-X
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: ccovell on December 15, 2011, 11:56:51 PM
I have the book and saw the ad, but never cared about the topper, as it "looked stupid" according to my teenage self.  It still is a stupid idea.
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: esteban on December 16, 2011, 12:18:17 AM
I have the book and saw the ad, but never cared about the topper, as it "looked stupid" according to my teenage self.  It still is a stupid idea.

Ha! One of the sad (pathetic) things I've noticed is that I have a much higher tolerance for cheesy/corny items from the past. Things I despised in my youth (e.g. New Kids on the Block) are fresh for re-evaluation now. Let me be clear—I still am sick of certain NKOTB songs, but I have found a few tracks I *kinda* like.

This Bonk head is totally goofy, yet I don't actively despise it now.

Oh dear lord, time to play some Valis III on a standard pad whilst listening to Lykke Li to cleanse my soul.
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: Arkhan on December 16, 2011, 12:38:38 AM
I have the book and saw the ad, but never cared about the topper, as it "looked stupid" according to my teenage self.  It still is a stupid idea.

It's kind of a novel idea to me, especially since Bonk's head is so round.

If it were someone elses head, say, Dr. Bomb, that would be stupid.
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: Mishran on December 16, 2011, 01:30:51 AM
Is that supposed to be a panda on the cover? Kinda creepy in a panda/alien hybrid sort of way... :-s What in the hell does a panda/alien hybrid have to do with the TurboGrafx???
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: Ji-L87 on December 16, 2011, 01:40:51 AM
Is that supposed to be a panda on the cover? Kinda creepy in a panda/alien hybrid sort of way... :-s What in the hell does a panda/alien hybrid have to do with the TurboGrafx???

I thought it was some kind of freaky Lemuridae...
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: roflmao on December 16, 2011, 02:12:56 AM
Yeah, I always wondered what that thing on the cover had to do with the TurboGrafx.

I have this book as well (too lazy to scan it right now so I'm hotlinking it):
(http://mocagh.org/forsale/tg16secret.jpg)

And it has another cover that makes no sense.

BTW, I'd love to get my hands on Volume 2 one of these days.  Volume 1 (pictured above) is actually very useful for the games it includes.  Great walkthroughs.
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: Arkhan on December 16, 2011, 02:15:41 AM
That is clearly a Blazing Lazers cover.
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: Necromancer on December 16, 2011, 02:27:16 AM
What timing!  I just got that book last week and had a good laugh at the Bonk stick topper.

I have the book and saw the ad, but never cared about the topper, as it "looked stupid" according to my teenage self.  It still is a stupid idea.

Perhaps, yet I still want one.  My Freedom-16 stick is a piece of crap, but with a Bonk head it'd at least be useful as something to look at.
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: T2KFreeker on December 16, 2011, 02:56:49 PM
That is clearly a Blazing Lazers cover.

I know, huh? I remember at the end of Blazing Lazers when you fought the Gauntlet characters as bosses!  8-[
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: roflmao on December 16, 2011, 03:00:23 PM
That is clearly a Blazing Lazers cover.

Aha, thanks.  I was getting it confused with Magical Dinosaur Tour.
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: snickersbar on December 16, 2011, 03:03:40 PM
i want that bonks head its so funny lol
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: GameFreak on December 16, 2011, 04:03:35 PM
My guess....There is probably a huge case of them sitting in some storage locker somewhere since hardly anyone ever ordered these. The new owner got them at an estate sale and really has no idea what they are since they're all packaged in little plastic bags with no literature. He assumes they are doll parts. Guys, check ebay under doll-parts category.
.....hahaha

I want one. Bonk is one of my favorite games.

Imagine if they had Bomberman, Splatterhouse, or JJ&Jeff ? Bomberman ones would be awesome!
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: BigusSchmuck on December 16, 2011, 04:44:43 PM
I did find this rather amusing while searching for bonk stuff on the bay:
http://www.ebay.com/ctg/Bonk-Curious-Coupling-Science-and-Sex-Mary-Roach-2008-Hardcover-/63869613?_dmpt=US_Texbook_Education&_pcategid=100847&_pcatid=4&_refkw=bonk&_trkparms=65%253A12%257C66%253A2%257C39%253A1%257C72%253A5841&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: Arkhan on December 19, 2011, 01:17:54 AM
That is clearly a Blazing Lazers cover.

I know, huh? I remember at the end of Blazing Lazers when you fought the Gauntlet characters as bosses!  8-[

yeah and then when you defeat them, You get the triforce and sail away in a ship made of cake.
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: esteban on December 19, 2011, 03:13:55 PM
That is clearly a Blazing Lazers cover.

I know, huh? I remember at the end of Blazing Lazers when you fought the Gauntlet characters as bosses!  8-[

yeah and then when you defeat them, You get the triforce and sail away in a ship made of cake.

Was it cake, or was it lady fingers?
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: TheClash603 on December 20, 2011, 11:22:28 AM

BTW, I'd love to get my hands on Volume 2 one of these days.  Volume 1 (pictured above) is actually very useful for the games it includes.  Great walkthroughs.

I don't know if it was ebay or amazon or something...  last year I got both volumes of this book for like $5 shipped.  Wish I could help you out more, but I'm sure they are out there on the cheap.

The writer is pretty good, not straight forward strategy, but a lot of personality in each issues.
Title: Re: Bonk Joystick Topper
Post by: roflmao on December 20, 2011, 11:39:41 AM
Thanks,  I'll keep my eye out for it.  I don't intend on spending too much - it's not a must-have item.