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NEC TG-16/TE/TurboDuo => TG-16/TE/TurboDuo Sales & Trades => Topic started by: DarkKobold on August 22, 2012, 12:40:16 PM
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This forum has been great to me, so its time I gave back in the worst way possible:
Inflicting Yo Bro on a poor, unsuspecting Turbografx user.
Raffle will be for a loose huey, with a manual.
To enter: User should have a minimum of 25 posts (easy for a newcomer). User needs to post in this thread of how afraid they are of getting the trash known as Yo Bro! It'd be nice if it went to a person who isn't already infected with this diseased hucard. Raffle will end when this makes it to the 2nd page of the Sales & Trade thread. Will post a picture soon.
People with no sense:
420Goat - Terrified!
roflmao - has avoid suffering for years, wants to submit
PunkicCyborg - Disrespects wood and beverages simultaneously!
MotherGunner - Why?!?
T2KFreeker - Has been searching for pain.
TheOldMan - Thinks he knows bad. He doesn't.
Keith Courage - Actually shouldn't have this.
Keranu - Will wish he were UP.
CPTRAVE - His vomit will vomit.
bartre - Nature must hate him.
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Um no, I really don't want this game again. Thanks for raffling it off though.
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im reluctant almsot scared, if that counts sign me up!!
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I've heard ugly things said about it pretty much since it came out, which is probably why I never picked it up, but I'd be interested is seeing how bad it really is. :) Please sign me up! +1 TurboKarma to you!
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Please enter me in the raffle! My desk is a little lopsided and this'll bring up the wonky leg just enough. Oh I can use the manual for a beer coaster too because I respect wood.
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Why not; sign me up!
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Damnit, I actually like this game and have been on the hunt for it! Please do sign me up! :pray:
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I'd like to enter. I've probably played worse games, and want to check out the skating animations... :)
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I actually don't have this. Sign me up please. From what I've seen it looks like an alright game. However, from what I've heard it should be labled on the back as a PooCard instead of a Hucard.
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Ha, i have it already no signing up for me, It has it's own charm, but the controls leave a lot to be desired. Overall not bad, but not good either.
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I am DOWN for this!
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:-& Wow I just through up!
Count me in. :-&
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This game is awesome. I dont need to be in the raffle, and it is a good thing you are doing the raffle, but i DO need to stand up for Lil Bro!
...and yes, I do respect wood.
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ah crap, i can't resist the call of a crappy game.
sign me up...
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Sign me up.....because I just puked in my mouth thinking of playing this game
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count me in i have the case for it ! :)
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Im in. I could use some eye punishment. This game is so terrible but I cant help myself. Lol
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I'll enter for this apparent rubbish of a game. I remember it being reviewed in Gamepro back in the day, and thinking it looked cool. I never actually played it. When I got into emulators in the late 90s, I was going to download it and try it out, but all the reviews told me that playing it felt like being gang raped by a large group of angry mountain gorillas, so I didn't try it out. Since then, I have had a great fear of gorillas. Once, in Oeno Zoo in Tokyo, I saw a gorilla and fell into the fetal position and started crying and whimpering, "no bro... no bro... ." So please, if I do win this raffle, I ask that you include a container of Vasoline to help reduce the pain and a box of tissues for my tears.
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I've already a copy of this crappler, but +1 TurbobKarma for spreading the
joy pain.
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Put me on the raffle. I hope I don't win it. Otherwise I'll have to make a video of myself playing it :?
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I don't have time to write up my usual "In Defense of Yo' Bro!" post, so this will have to suffice... here is one little quote from this far too lenient (7/10 score) review:
"The graphics in Yo' Bro! are not up to the quality one has a right to expect from a graphics powerhouse like the TurboGrafx-16."
Still, it is not the worst game and is strangely addictive for me (it gets challenging at the end and I guess I'm drawn to games that I can't beat easily).
(http://archives.tg-16.com/archive-two/TP-08-16.jpg)
(http://archives.tg-16.com/archive-two/TP-08-17.jpg)
More to come...
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YEEAH!!! Count me in. I don't own it, but I should!!
I've heard comparisons of it to one of my favorite arcade games - 720°. A bit of a mix of that and Camp California!! I MUST OWNZ THIS!!
+7° Turbob Karmac
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TV Sports Hockey is rated way to well.
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Never played it and would love to have a new way to inflict punishment onto others that doesn't leave visible bruises, so please count me in!
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I'm a glutton for punishment, let me have it!
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I don't have time to write up my usual "In Defense of Yo' Bro!" post, so this will have to suffice... here is one little quote from this far too lenient (7/10 score) review:
Oh man, this brings back memories of reading Nintendo Power. Every game got a ridiculously good review. Additionally, lest we forget, the magazine must also kiss the ass of the system it is on, with such gems of quotes as "a graphics powerhouse like the TurboGrafx-16."
What really amazes me is that we as childern ate this shit up! I think the best descriptive quote of nintendo power I've read was "cranking out articles that appeared to be re-worded marketing copy for the latest Nintendo products."
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/Nintendo-Power-Magazine-GameCube-Future-Publishing-Wii,news-16058.html
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I don't have time to write up my usual "In Defense of Yo' Bro!" post, so this will have to suffice... here is one little quote from this far too lenient (7/10 score) review:
Oh man, this brings back memories of reading Nintendo Power. Every game got a ridiculously good review. Additionally, lest we forget, the magazine must also kiss the ass of the system it is on, with such gems of quotes as "a graphics powerhouse like the TurboGrafx-16."
What really amazes me is that we as childern ate this shit up! I think the best descriptive quote of nintendo power I've read was "cranking out articles that appeared to be re-worded marketing copy for the latest Nintendo products."
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/Nintendo-Power-Magazine-GameCube-Future-Publishing-Wii,news-16058.html
Yes. This dovetails with what I just posted in the Nintendo Power thread, ha! I wish I read this first. (http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcgs.png)
All magazines (media) sell the readers to their clients (the advertisers).
I always hated how 99% of articles/reviews would recycle silly stuff (a superficial regurgitation of the setting/plot/mechanics of a game) instead of diving into relevant insights that the critic/reviewer actually experienced. If you are lucky, a few scattered sentences comprise the entire "original" content of a typical review.
I can't find my real "In Defense of Yo' Bro!" post yet, so this will have to do for now.
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Sign me up...I never played this game don't know how bad it is
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I'm so scared of winning this...
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sign me up
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i dont have it in my collection so please sign me up
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Sign me up. I've played China Warrior. It can't be that much worse... can it?
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Sign me up. I've played China Warrior. It can't be that much worse... can it?
No comment. Think Zombies Ate My Neighbors without the zombies and 2 player coop.
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Did I win yet?
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Hmm, so is this raffle legit or just a way to make fun of us entrants that likie horrid games?
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Can I enter? I wanna be a bro, yo.
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I will sign up but only because I MUST Obey!
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LOL, totally spaced.
There were 23 items in your list. Here they are in random order:
420Goat
TheOldMan
roflmao
Firebomer7
T2KFreeker
joshuaTurbo
CPTRAVE
arromdee
KnightWarrior
8bitforLife
PunkicCyborg
xelement5x
MotherGunner
Duo_R
Bernie
reno5
Paisa49
sauce55
MrFlutterPie
bartre
esadajr
Keith Courage
Keranu
Timestamp: 2012-12-13 01:40:21 UTC
Step up 420Goat. If he's not coming back, #2, 3, etc will get it. Give each a few days.
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:shock:
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Congrats 420!
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Congratz 420 Goat!
Enjoy your crappy game :)
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Self loathing makes me want this
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DAMN!!! Thanks darkkobold. this is a sweet raffle. ill play the shit outta it!.
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DAMN!!! Thanks darkkobold. this is a sweet raffle. ill play the shit outta it!.
Please don't.
and please PM me your address. I'll be shipping it out ASAP.
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DAMN!!! Thanks darkkobold. this is a sweet raffle. ill play the shit outta it!.
Please don't.
wow i super lol'd here
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I've never heard of this game, cant be that bad. Sign me up ^-^
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oops never mind looks like im a lil late, time to eBay hunt for this guy
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DAMN!!! Thanks darkkobold. this is a sweet raffle. ill play the shit outta it!.
I actually don't think it is complete trash. It is not a great game, yet, for some GODAWFUL reason, I actually find myself replaying it. I won't go into my usual rant imploring you to give it a chance.
All I ask is that you save the children.
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I GOT MY yo bro AND ITS a game that its own Charm. i played for about 20 minutes then got mad, and turned it off. what the f*ck am i supposed to do?
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thanks again Dark
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I GOT MY yo bro AND ITS a game that its own Charm. i played for about 20 minutes then got mad, and turned it off. what the f*ck am i supposed to do?
Exactly what you did.
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HOW THE f*ck DO YOU LAND THE OLIES.?
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It's a super sensitive thing, I Just got to tap back a bit . . . and still fail 50% of the time. Wait unit the water level! :evil: :twisted:
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Exactly what you did.
Heh, ain't that the truth. :lol:
..... though twenty minutes is a bit much.
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I GOT MY yo bro AND ITS a game that its own Charm. i played for about 20 minutes then got mad, and turned it off. what the f*ck am i supposed to do?
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Don't stop! I'm telling you, the game can actually grow on you. I do recall, however, getting frustrated with bees/beehives? Or was it something else? Anyway, you can't shelve the game yet.
SAVE THE CHILDREN.
You're the only one who can save the kids. (http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcg0.png)
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SAVE THE CHEERLEADER.
(tried unsuccessfully to duplicate yams with jalapenos and peanuts this year.)
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I GOT MY yo bro AND ITS a game that its own Charm. i played for about 20 minutes then got mad, and turned it off. what the f*ck am i supposed to do?
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Don't stop! I'm telling you, the game can actually grow on you. I do recall, however, getting frustrated with bees/beehives? Or was it something else? Anyway, you can't shelve the game yet.
SAVE THE CHILDREN.
You're the only one who can save the kids. (http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcg0.png)
It's like Moonwalker 2!! (http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcg0.png)(http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcg0.png)(http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcg0.png)(http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcg0.png)
Yes, this game has it's own charm, you just gotta believe!!
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SAVE THE CHEERLEADER.
(tried unsuccessfully to duplicate yams with jalapenos and peanuts this year.)
The secret is too really carmelize the yams (broiling) and gotta use real yams (no canned stuff).
(http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcgs.png)
I GOT MY yo bro AND ITS a game that its own Charm. i played for about 20 minutes then got mad, and turned it off. what the f*ck am i supposed to do?
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Don't stop! I'm telling you, the game can actually grow on you. I do recall, however, getting frustrated with bees/beehives? Or was it something else? Anyway, you can't shelve the game yet.
SAVE THE CHILDREN.
You're the only one who can save the kids. (http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcg0.png)
It's like Moonwalker 2!! (http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcg0.png)(http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcg0.png)(http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcg0.png)(http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcg0.png)
Yes, this game has it's own charm, you just gotta believe!!
FOR THE SAKE OF 2012 (what's left of it), you gotta give YO BRO another chance 420GOAT. Come on!(http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcgs.png)
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I WILL. But damn, 2013 better treat me right!!! i havent vaulted it yet. wish me luck!!!
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I'm lucky for not winning this :)
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I'm lucky for not winning this :)
Lo siento mucho, pero Yo' Bro! es magnifico. Verdad.