Canuckistanians are good eggs..... except for those damn French Canucks. The bastards.
Hey now!
Then again I lived in Toronto before Montreal so, never mind. Yeah those damn frogs and their 101 laws! Bastids! But man, I will eat Poutine till I exploed!!
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: bob on October 15, 2012, 09:40:05 AM
One thing about Canada that I just can't seem to shake is that they have crazy strict investment laws when dealing with clients in the U.S. They treat us like we are Iran or something (at least in the discretionary space). Just makes my life harder.
Come on guys ease up, without America, you wouldn't have irresponsible 18 year olds spending daddy's money in Montreal.
However, I genuinely do like the Habs in this forum.
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: Nando on October 15, 2012, 09:41:17 AM
Hehe! Too-shay! Well, more like CheckMate actually! Ah Bernie, you set him right up for that one!!! ;)
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: FiftyQuid on October 15, 2012, 01:17:19 PM
Why Canadians are cooler than Americans;
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lXgxJsKFud4/TEcoqrG53mI/AAAAAAAAHKw/DpQmPh94IaM/s1600/kraftdinner.jpg) Figure 1: - It doesn't have to be written on the box for us to know it's Mac & Cheese inside. - We use a fork to eat it with. Who the hell uses a spoon to eat this stuff?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FNfolP-tQxM/SsN0J6m8AYI/AAAAAAAAFao/_Hj9bbpenBw/s400/kraft+Dinner.jpg) Figure 2: - I'll let this image speak for itself.
(http://smartcanucks.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bagged.jpg) Figure 3: - Not available in British Columbia
And finally... Canadians know the capital of Canada and the capital of the United States.
=;
:lol:
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: Bernie on October 15, 2012, 01:26:58 PM
Fifty, my balls itch.. Would ya be a bud and scratch em for me? :)
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: PunkicCyborg on October 15, 2012, 01:33:41 PM
- It doesn't have to be written on the box for us to know it's Mac & Cheese inside.
Yeah but they had to tell you it's dinner in case you guys get confused. You wouldn't write "breakfast" on a cereal box. Also those girls are too hot to be Canadian.
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: turboswimbz on October 15, 2012, 01:37:59 PM
I once had a teacher who thought it was important for us to know the following: Capital: Ottawa Provinces + terr: East to west no less, (south to north): Newfoundland Nova Scotia Quebec Ontario Manitoba Saskatchewan Alberta British Columbia Nav -i - nut or something like that NW Territories Yukon
yeah , okay i checked the map, I missed new Brunswick, Prince Edward Island, and my east to west are a little off, but find other Americans who know this much.
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: FiftyQuid on October 15, 2012, 01:40:41 PM
Yeah but they had to tell you it's dinner in case you guys get confused. You wouldn't write "breakfast" on a cereal box. Also those girls are too hot to be Canadian.
:lol: Dinner is on the American version too. Those girls are probably from Montreal.
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: PunkicCyborg on October 15, 2012, 01:44:13 PM
Yeah but ours is "the cheesiest" so HA
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: turboswimbz on October 15, 2012, 01:45:10 PM
I just want to know WHO the duck is eatin' it with a spoon? is that really a thing, You need to fork your fake cheese noodles.
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: FiftyQuid on October 15, 2012, 01:50:25 PM
I just want to know WHO the duck is eatin' it with a spoon? is that really a thing, You need to fork your fake cheese noodles.
Yeah, that one is just weird. It's like they are saying it's so damn cheesy that the cheese is dripping so a spoon is the only way to eat it. All of us know that's bullshit as the cheese in that packet is the furthest thing from cheese.
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: PunkicCyborg on October 15, 2012, 01:52:40 PM
I thought the bagged milk would get more attention. :-k
Uh it's just weird you guys can keep your bagged milk. I prefer a carton of milk so there's more room in the fridge for some awesome American craft beer.
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: Nando on October 15, 2012, 01:59:14 PM
Uh it's just weird you guys can keep your bagged milk. I prefer a carton of milk so there's more room in the fridge for some awesome American craft beer.
Another great thing about bagged milk is that you can freeze it, making plenty of more room in the fridge for beer. 8)
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: BlueBMW on October 15, 2012, 07:00:37 PM
Ill admit I envy Canada for many things..
1. Their healthcare system... when will us dumb 'Mericans figure it out? 2. Snow... they get lots of it, Im jealous! 3. Theyre status in the world... seems like the whole world hates the US :( 4. A proof is a proof!!!
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: soop on October 15, 2012, 09:29:56 PM
I have to admit, there is a particular Canadian I'm thinking of. I met her about a month ago, completely not the kind of girl I'd usually go for, but I just developed a massive crush on her. We were texting each other all the time, we went to see a band, we kissed... and now she's gone, back to Canada.
I miss her guys, more than I would have thought. There's always Facebook I guess.
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: NightWolve on October 15, 2012, 09:43:35 PM
AHA! So this was another blogging entry all along, eh? ;) I thought there was something fishy about your title all along! You eased us into it, very clever... Heh-heh!
So "The One" Canadian that got away on ya, huh? Awwwwwww. Poor fella... :( Well, got any pictures of her you'd care to share? Might as well now that we know the real purpose of the thread... Hehe! ;)
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: soop on October 15, 2012, 09:53:13 PM
AHA! So this was another blogging entry all along, eh? ;) I thought there was something fishy about your title all along! You eased us into it, very clever... Heh-heh!
So "The One" Canadian that got away on ya, huh? Awwwwwww. Poor fella... :( Well, got any pictures of her you'd care to share? Might as well now that we know the real purpose of the thread... Hehe! ;)
I do like Canadians anyway, I've only met two I didn't like :D Nah I'm not gonna post up a photo. Hopefully she'll come back over to study, she really liked England and made a lot of friends. But in the meantime, I need to take my mind off of her. Or her off my mind?
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: PunkicCyborg on October 15, 2012, 10:13:51 PM
is Donna canadian?
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: Bernie on October 15, 2012, 10:25:49 PM
1. Their healthcare system... when will us dumb 'Mericans figure it out? 2. Snow... they get lots of it, Im jealous! 3. Theyre status in the world... seems like the whole world hates the US :( 4. A proof is a proof!!!
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: TheClash603 on October 16, 2012, 12:55:41 AM
I typically like Canadians when in Canada, but there is nothing worse than middle-aged Canadian women shoppers. I live in a border town and our stores and mall parking lots are filled with Ontario license plates. Once in the store, Canadian shoppers (especially the affluent ones) are obnoxious as hell. ESPECIALLY on Black Friday when they take all the good stuff, because Canadians appear to wake up earlier than everyone else.
I feel exploited like a Thai sex slave when the Canadians come around.
...on a side note, if Niagara Falls finalizes this prostitution legalization, I might finally get my chance to have my revenge on the exploitation.
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: td741 on October 16, 2012, 01:55:59 AM
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: FiftyQuid on October 16, 2012, 07:04:17 AM
I still don't understand why America doesn't use the metric system or switch over to Celsius. Do you know how confusing it is in Canada when I want to weigh something? Our scales are all imperial/metric bilingual even though we switched over years ago.
Oh, and exactly how my fluid ounces are in a milligram? ](*,)
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: PunkicCyborg on October 16, 2012, 07:09:47 AM
How did this turn from soop saying he likes Canadians to Fifty turning this into a "why Canada is better then the US?"
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: FiftyQuid on October 16, 2012, 07:27:55 AM
You could invade any time. In fact, if you lowered beer prices by $5 a case you could walk right in without any tanks.
Don't need an invasion - simply water down your beer until the cost savings are realized! Same result!
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: BlueBMW on October 16, 2012, 12:55:51 PM
Yeah I cant understand why we havent switched to metric... everything Ive done work related is always in metric. Of course working on German cars might have something to do with that.
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: FiftyQuid on October 16, 2012, 01:59:38 PM
I think the main reason the metric system hasn't been put into place in the USA is because it's a hell of a lot easier saying "Two by four" (2x4) rather than "Ten by Twenty" (10cm x 20cm) for a piece of lumber at your local Home Depot.
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: soop on October 16, 2012, 09:29:23 PM
Canada and England, BFFs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbot_War
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: esteban on October 18, 2012, 01:16:36 PM
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: HercTNT on October 18, 2012, 03:55:06 PM
I live in new hampshire, we are southern canadian ;)
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: FiftyQuid on October 18, 2012, 04:12:46 PM
I'm not a cat person, even though I have two (came with the wife), but this is one of the damn coolest looking cats I've ever seen. It's got that bear/raccoon/cat look and I can't tell if he's awake or asleep. Can he talk?
Here's a classic Canadian police chase in action;
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: Nando on October 18, 2012, 05:05:06 PM
Canada is nice. That's why we should attack them, because they would never expect it.
Hmm, I like your idea! They are our number one oil supplier after all and it'll knock that condescending attitude of theirs down a notch. ;) So yeah, invade, occupy, free barrels of oil, gas prices coming down! ;) Win-win I say!!! What could go wrong ??? Hehe!
I still don't understand why America doesn't use the metric system or switch over to Celsius. Do you know how confusing it is in Canada when I want to weigh something?
Except your average Canadian will have no clue what how tall they are or how much they weigh in cm/kg, how many joules of daily intake are needed for an average Joe, how much kW their car engine makes, how much a kg of Bananas cost at the grocery store, etc. etc... :wink:
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: DesmondThe3rd on October 23, 2012, 09:12:34 AM
We are kinda weird, eh?
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: Otaking on October 23, 2012, 09:39:27 AM
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: soop on October 24, 2012, 10:00:50 PM
Canada gave us Ren and Stimpy, Due South, The Littlest Hobo, Pamela Anderson, Jim Carey, John Candy, Ed Edd and Eddie, Todd McFarlane, Michael J Fox, Neve Campbell, Mike Myers, Peaches, Kid Koala, Avril Lavine, DeadMau5, and the dubious delights of William Shatner, Justin Bieber, Drake and Bryan Adams.
Also I think Cheap Trick are from Canada.
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: NightWolve on October 24, 2012, 10:08:02 PM
I see, so there are other "good" Canadian exports besides their oil ? The more you know... ;)
Title: Re: Aren't Canadians lovely?
Post by: soop on October 25, 2012, 12:40:39 AM