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Title: WINNER!!!!!!!!: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: bob on December 26, 2012, 01:46:38 AM
Just another raffle from my personal collection.  This time, GTA San Adreas for PC.  Includes Slip Cover, Disc, Map, Hard Cover Book.

Two stipulations to be entered:
1. Please clearly state that you want in.  Please don't post "This is a good raffle" and expect to be entered.
2. I need some "Yo Mama..." jokes.  If you sign up with a joke in your post, you'll get 2 entries.

Winner will be drawn at random in a few days.  All are welcome since humor has no post count and knows no geographic boundries!

(http://www.dotsandloops.com/turbo/sa.jpg)

Entered so far:
Opethian
Opethian
BigusSchmuck
BigusSchmuck
ProfessorProfessorson
ProfessorProfessorson
Arkhan
Arkhan
MotherGunner
MotherGunner
TheOldMan
TheOldMan
Tatsujin
Tatsujin

I will be pulling a winner tomorrow, Jan 1. if anybody still wants in...
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: Opethian on December 26, 2012, 07:06:01 AM
"Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out"
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: CPTRAVE on December 26, 2012, 07:21:18 AM
"Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out"
That is gross. Somewhat funny
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: BigusSchmuck on December 26, 2012, 07:24:51 AM
"Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime."
So uh yeah add me for this one. Google does wonders:
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html
:)
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: esteban on December 26, 2012, 07:41:08 AM
I don't want this game. At all...

NONETHELESS: your mother is so hairy, she shaves her ice.
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: bob on December 26, 2012, 08:02:14 AM

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"Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime."
So uh yeah add me for this one. Google does wonders:
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html
:)



Yes, you are correct (Urban Dictionary has thousands of them too), but I'm interested in which ones the PCEFX members choose to post.  This is more fun.
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: jperryss on December 26, 2012, 08:21:06 AM
Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her vitamins.

Don't enter me.
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: Jibbajaba on December 26, 2012, 08:38:22 AM
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Don't enter me, either.  I just love 'yo mama' jokes.

Chris
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: ProfessorProfessorson on December 26, 2012, 04:51:19 PM
 Yo mama's such a slut, she's like a race car driver.....she burns a lot of rubbers.

Add me, my son luvs GTA stuff on console and pc.


Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: TheOldMan on December 26, 2012, 04:53:56 PM
Yo momma's so fat she got her own moons circling....

Not interested in the raffle though.
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: Opethian on December 27, 2012, 12:52:06 AM
"Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections"
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: MrFlutterPie on December 27, 2012, 03:24:56 AM
Yo momma so slutty she has given more blow jobs then all of the original NES players in the world COMBINED!

Please do not enter me.  I'm just here for the yo momma jokes.
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: Arkhan on December 27, 2012, 03:41:28 AM
Your moms so stupid, she runs outside with a bowl when you say its chilly outside.

Your moms so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips.

Your moms so fat that when she went to KFC for chicken, they asked what size and she said THE ONE ON THE ROOF

Your moms so fat, she broke the family tree.

Anyway:


Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: Jibbajaba on December 27, 2012, 05:30:37 AM
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: MotherGunner on December 27, 2012, 06:05:51 AM
I want in.

Your momma is so fat, she's one M&M away from "HOLY SHIT!"; And one cupcake away from "GOD! DAMN!"
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: TheOldMan on December 27, 2012, 06:41:22 AM
Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the pacific ocean and caused a tidal wave in Japan.....
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: Arkhan on December 27, 2012, 08:05:32 AM
Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the pacific ocean and caused a tidal wave in Japan.....



and wiped out half the country.

Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: Tatsujin on December 27, 2012, 09:37:13 AM
Yo mama is so fat, she can't be seen because her mass bends space and time.
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: Opethian on December 27, 2012, 01:08:22 PM
"Yo momma gums so black she spits Yoohoo"
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: bob on December 31, 2012, 03:27:21 AM
Entered so far:
Opethian
Opethian
BigusSchmuck
BigusSchmuck
ProfessorProfessorson
ProfessorProfessorson
Arkhan
Arkhan
MotherGunner
MotherGunner
TheOldMan
TheOldMan
Tatsujin
Tatsujin

I will be pulling a winner tomorrow, Jan 1. if anybody still wants in...
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: TheOldMan on December 31, 2012, 04:26:29 AM
You can take me out. I was just passing on the best "yo momma" jokes I heard.
I think you should take a vote, and best joke wins :)
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: bob on December 31, 2012, 04:32:20 AM
You can take me out. I was just passing on the best "yo momma" jokes I heard.
I think you should take a vote, and best joke wins :)


Nope, you're in.  If you win, you can choose who it goes to.
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: GohanX on December 31, 2012, 07:58:49 AM
Yo momma's such a fat f*ck that people walk by and say "GAWD DAMN! THAT IS A BIG FAT f*ck!"

-stolen from South Park
Title: Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: bob on January 01, 2013, 02:05:00 AM
WE HAVE A WINNER!



I took a differt tact in order to draw the winner here...

1) Printed the names of all entrants:

(http://www.dotsandloops.com/turbo/gta1.jpg)

2) Put them in a hat and shook it up

(http://www.dotsandloops.com/turbo/gta2.jpg)

3) Attached them to my dartboard

(http://www.dotsandloops.com/turbo/gta3.jpg)

4) After numerous missed throws

(http://www.dotsandloops.com/turbo/gta4.jpg)

(http://www.dotsandloops.com/turbo/gta5.jpg)

5) I HIT ONE!

(http://www.dotsandloops.com/turbo/gta6.jpg)

(http://www.dotsandloops.com/turbo/gta7.jpg)

















































































(http://www.dotsandloops.com/turbo/gta8.jpg)
Title: Re: WINNER!!!!!!!!: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: Opethian on January 01, 2013, 05:03:30 AM
THAT MOTHERFU>.....GUNNER! congrats I think? lol
Title: Re: WINNER!!!!!!!!: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: ProfessorProfessorson on January 01, 2013, 05:07:06 AM
Ha ha awesome idea, and congrats Mother! Good win. :)
Title: Re: WINNER!!!!!!!!: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: GohanX on January 01, 2013, 05:13:36 AM
Best way to pick a raffle ever.

Glad I didn't win, I kinda hate San Andreas.
Title: Re: WINNER!!!!!!!!: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: TheClash603 on January 01, 2013, 05:24:35 AM
MoterGunner is going to be unable to stop using the N-word in no time!

Congrats and awesome dart decision making.
Title: Re: WINNER!!!!!!!!: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: esteban on January 01, 2013, 08:12:08 AM
galam, that was the best raffle drawing EVER. (http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcgs.png)

LOVED IT.

Title: Re: WINNER!!!!!!!!: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: MrFlutterPie on January 01, 2013, 10:33:49 AM
Great raffle draw idea and even better way of picking a winner.

Congratz to MotherGunner! :)
Title: Re: WINNER!!!!!!!!: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
Post by: MotherGunner on January 01, 2013, 01:07:24 PM
Well SUCK ME SIDEWAYS!  Awesome!  PM Sent!  Thanks Guys!  Btw, winners announced for my raffles!