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Title: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: turboswimbz on July 15, 2013, 10:23:00 AM: Why? well Idk. Why not? These are some poor PCE Haikus off the top of my head. also I am going crazy.

Oh the PCE
Just the way it should be
Please will you marry me

A litle White Box
Happy with Delight for you
Now go Shoot em Up

Yes you must Obey!
PCengine Forever
Play Le PCE
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: SuperDeadite on July 15, 2013, 11:57:59 AM: LaserActive Go
Supreme absolute obey
Boobies in 3D
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Post by: futureman2000 on July 15, 2013, 03:52:06 PM: One arrived today
Purchased from this very site
Sega AC works
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: VenomMacbeth on July 15, 2013, 04:15:48 PM: China Warrior
Stepping on poor Mario
You are all Pansies
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: PunkicCyborg on July 15, 2013, 05:33:54 PM: Masaya's finest
Haters gonna hate
ENERGY!!!
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Post by: PunkicCyborg on July 15, 2013, 05:35:08 PM: blue crabs
best legs on a game cover
Wonder Momo!
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: sunteam_paul on July 15, 2013, 09:35:36 PM: There's another thread
Guess a game from the haiku
It's forgotten now
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: turboswimbz on July 16, 2013, 05:50:17 AM: Quote from: sunteam_paul on July 15, 2013, 09:35:36 PM
There's another thread
Guess a game from the haiku
It's forgotten now

Paul you would notice
I did stumble across it
NecroBump I not
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: Arkhan on July 17, 2013, 02:45:47 AM: Insanity Sucks
Pyramid Plunder Does Too
Atlantean Don't

:)

bwahahahahahaaaa
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: geise on July 17, 2013, 03:23:25 AM: My name is Arkan
I am a pee pee toucher
I touch your pee pee

O:)
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: esadajr on July 17, 2013, 06:27:55 AM: perfect PCE setup I have
other consoles I have too
but you're on top of them all
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: esteban on July 17, 2013, 06:28:19 AM: Comrades, JOY is nigh:
Blodia (Timeball) is LOVE
and SOOTHES savage hearts.
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: sunteam_paul on July 18, 2013, 08:45:26 AM: Some people are not
Using the five seven rule
This is haiku, bitch
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: turboswimbz on July 18, 2013, 10:37:46 AM: Five seven and Five
This is how to make haiku
Sound very good
:-"
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: Punch on July 18, 2013, 02:42:01 PM: The SUPER Kung Fu
Two Screen Mahjong is Cool
Damn April's Fool

Buy Meteor Blaster DX
And Obey With This Game
It's Pure Sex

World War Dinossaur Assassins
Hail the Heros of Revolution
Soon from Aetherbyte

I would advertise games
That I made by myself
If I had.
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Post by: sunteam_paul on July 27, 2013, 11:01:01 PM: The game that belongs
At the bottom of the sea
Deep Blue is it's name
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: esteban on July 29, 2013, 06:24:05 PM: Never, ever, ends
Screenshot comparison page
Never ends, ever. (http://www.tg-16.com/screenshot_comparisons.htm#Ys_3)
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: esteban on July 29, 2013, 06:29:03 PM: Awack, you bastard
Fifteen hundred (plus!) screenshots
f*ck you. I love you. (http://www.tg-16.com/screenshot_comparisons.htm#Space_Harrier)
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: Punch on July 30, 2013, 12:50:39 PM: I hate rally cars
Few bumps breaks their suspension
Impossible victory run
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Post by: VenomMacbeth on July 30, 2013, 01:46:55 PM: Ninja Warriors
Could have been so much better
Shame on you, PC Engine
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: esadajr on July 31, 2013, 10:18:46 AM: no idea how Haiku works
but still
PCE rules
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: Gogan on August 01, 2013, 02:54:57 AM: Play Turbografx.
Play the Turbografx. PLAY
THE TURBOGRAFX!!!!!!

Not PCE, but close enough
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: roflmao on August 01, 2013, 06:27:47 AM: Quote from: Gogan on August 01, 2013, 02:54:57 AM
Play Turbografx.
Play the Turbografx. PLAY
THE TURBOGRAFX!!!!!!

Not PCE, but close enough

Lol! Sounds like something out of Kung Pow. :)
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Post by: seieienbu on August 08, 2013, 05:10:13 PM: Ugh, kinda dirty
Twenty year old controllers
How do I clean them?

Isopopanol.
Cotton balls to absorb it.
Good as new? Not quite.
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: Gillian Seed on August 08, 2013, 05:39:59 PM: I have no idea how to Haiku :C
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: sunteam_paul on August 09, 2013, 10:04:40 PM: Quote from: Gillian Seed on August 08, 2013, 05:39:59 PM
I have no idea how to Haiku :C

An easy rule to follow is: The first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7 syllables, the third line has 5 syllables.
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: esteban on August 11, 2013, 02:10:15 AM: Quote from: Gillian Seed on August 08, 2013, 05:39:59 PM
I have no idea how to Haiku :C

Clueless on Haiku?
He likes Ys II, not Ys I:
Clueless on Turbob!
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: VenomMacbeth on August 11, 2013, 06:51:43 PM: Why write a haiku
When I could play PCE?
I am herpaderp.
Title: Re: Random PCE Haiku Thread.
Post by: turboswimbz on August 12, 2013, 07:35:19 AM: Write to declare love
For NEC , PCE
others read an play