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Non-NEC Console Related Discussion => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: bob on September 04, 2013, 09:51:41 AM

Title: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing)
Post by: bob on September 04, 2013, 09:51:41 AM

Give me your best caption for this picture.  

Winner will receive a FREE surprise!

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, all are welcome.
For previous winners, see THIS THREAD

(http://www.dotsandloops.com/caption/cc9.jpg)

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing)
Post by: Nando on September 04, 2013, 10:23:34 AM

Mike, all he wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi AND NO ONE WOULD GIVE IT TO HIM! JUST ONE PEPSI!

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing)
Post by: Necromancer on September 04, 2013, 10:43:26 AM

Dammit!  Why is the diet pepsi always so hard to reach?!?

P.S. - who knew you could wax and buff filth?

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing)
Post by: turboswimbz on September 04, 2013, 03:02:58 PM

This is why you don't "tilt" when playing supermarket pinball. 

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing)
Post by: HercTNT on September 04, 2013, 03:28:40 PM

After 10 minutes of Severe pain and suffering..............the scooter died

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing)
Post by: Tatsujin on September 04, 2013, 04:11:35 PM

The higher you reach the harder you fall.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing)
Post by: albatross on September 04, 2013, 04:33:17 PM

"I've fallen and I can't get pop!"

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing)
Post by: HercTNT on September 04, 2013, 04:55:51 PM

Quote from: albatross on September 04, 2013, 04:33:17 PM

"I've fallen and I can't get pop!"

Outstanding  :clap:

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing)
Post by: TheClash603 on September 04, 2013, 05:02:37 PM

Surprise!  He was not reaching for Diet Pepsi.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing)
Post by: FiftyQuid on September 05, 2013, 08:22:40 AM

12 cans in one box?!  Why do they make these God damn things so heavy?

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing)
Post by: Joe Redifer on September 05, 2013, 08:49:29 AM

Aw man I could go to this image on Reddit and steal a bunch of great captions. But I won't. Instead I offer this:

In Grocery Karts™ (available on Xbox 360, PS3 and PC) you need real skill if you want to pick up powerups while drifting.

Yeah yeah I'll show myself out.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing)
Post by: bob on September 05, 2013, 09:10:08 AM

This was on reddit?  Crap.
I may need to disqualify it.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing)
Post by: vestcoat on September 05, 2013, 10:28:14 AM

"Forklift to aisle #2. Forklift to aisle #2."

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing)
Post by: RoyVegas on September 05, 2013, 10:50:59 AM

Look, no hands! (How many times have we all said that just before we ate shit?)