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Non-NEC Console Related Discussion => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: bob on January 02, 2014, 04:03:34 AM

Title: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: bob on January 02, 2014, 04:03:34 AM

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive a ZERO 4 CHAMP II for PCE.  Disc/Manual/Case all very good condition.

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see THIS THREAD

(http://www.dotsandloops.com/caption/cc11.jpg)

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: TheClash603 on January 02, 2014, 07:39:11 PM

After a 23 day TG16 gaming binge, Billy raced to the store to avoid death by starvation.

Title: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: esteban on January 02, 2014, 09:39:06 PM

Kyoto's scenic hiking trails face the wrath of Tats, XTREME SWISSLER.

(No prize necessary, thank you.)

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: lukester on January 03, 2014, 01:04:38 AM

Quick! To the Fatmobile!

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: Opethian on January 03, 2014, 01:06:58 AM

does this bike make me look fat?

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: Xak on January 03, 2014, 01:25:00 AM

Zero 4 Champ2 needs  a translation so bad. I love cars, and I love RPGs.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: toymachine78 on January 03, 2014, 02:38:50 AM

After 20 years of saving by foregoing grocery shopping and selling his entire wardrobe; Earl raced to buy the elusive Magical Chase!

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: MrFlutterPie on January 03, 2014, 04:10:20 AM

Skeletor races to do battle with his arch nemesis He-Man.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: munchiaz on January 03, 2014, 04:39:00 AM

BORN TO BE WILD!!!!!

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: Black Tiger on January 03, 2014, 08:18:34 AM

Mr. Garrison: What do you think, Mr. Marsh? You ready to put a down payment on that baby?

Randy Marsh: Well yeah, but I just had one question about how it works. Well, it seems all the buttons on these front and rear flexi-grips are also found on the side of the vehicle.

Mr. Garrison: Yep.

Randy Marsh: So, they don't really do anything.

Mr. Garrison: Right.

Randy Marsh: So then, couldn't I just order one that works without going in and out of my ass and mouth?

Mr. Garrison: [pause] ... Well, I guess you could.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: lukester on January 03, 2014, 08:41:15 AM

Quote from: Black Tiger on January 03, 2014, 08:18:34 AM

Mr. Garrison: What do you think, Mr. Marsh? You ready to put a down payment on that baby?

Randy Marsh: Well yeah, but I just had one question about how it works. Well, it seems all the buttons on these front and rear flexi-grips are also found on the side of the vehicle.

Mr. Garrison: Yep.

Randy Marsh: So, they don't really do anything.

Mr. Garrison: Right.

Randy Marsh: So then, couldn't I just order one that works without going in and out of my ass and mouth?

Mr. Garrison: [pause] ... Well, I guess you could.

Winner right here. South Park ftw!

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Zero 4 Champ2 needs  a translation so bad. I love cars, and I love RPGs.

Dude, seriously? Try and compete.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: Punch on January 03, 2014, 10:02:54 AM

I have come here to kick ass and have three meals a day.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: roflmao on January 03, 2014, 10:08:52 AM

Upon hearing the news of another Ant Invasion, Greg Bradley heads back to the desert.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: GohanX on January 03, 2014, 12:26:57 PM

Nerds everywhere were outraged at the art direction for Gollum in the new Hobbit movie.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: TheOldMan on January 03, 2014, 01:39:07 PM

Grandpa knows the law. He always wears his helmet.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: esteban on January 03, 2014, 02:05:29 PM

Quote from: roflmao on January 03, 2014, 10:08:52 AM

Upon hearing the news of another Ant Invasion, Greg Bradley heads back to the desert.

http://junk.tg-16.com/audio/ICFTD/Sea_of_Love_Full_Version_TurboGrafx_CD.mp3

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: bob on January 03, 2014, 02:08:43 PM

Quote from: esteban on January 03, 2014, 02:05:29 PM

Quote from: roflmao on January 03, 2014, 10:08:52 AM

Upon hearing the news of another Ant Invasion, Greg Bradley heads back to the desert.

Heck, yeah. (http://junk.tg-16.com/audio/ICFTD/Sea_of_Love_Full_Version_TurboGrafx_CD.mp3)

Yeah, I think it's my favorite so far.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: roflmao on January 03, 2014, 05:21:51 PM

Yay! I was hoping it wasn't too obscure.  I lol'd when I thought of it. :mrgreen:

Clash's captions always make me lol, too.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: bob on January 03, 2014, 05:55:40 PM

It came from the desert references will always give you a leg up in my book!

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: turboswimbz on January 04, 2014, 01:29:22 AM

I'd say that dude could cut glass but his nipples appear to have been blown away!

Seriously where are that guys nips?




No. Seriously.


Just to make it clear I own this game, I am just really wondering about the nips. still.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: lukester on January 04, 2014, 05:50:28 AM

Quote from: turboswimbz on January 04, 2014, 01:29:22 AM

I'd say that dude could cut glass but his nipples appear to have been blown away!

Seriously where are that guys nips?

You mean the dark, evil eyes that possibly could be nips?


No. Seriously.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: FiftyQuid on January 04, 2014, 12:49:36 PM

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: bob on January 10, 2014, 07:35:39 AM

Quote from: roflmao on January 03, 2014, 10:08:52 AM

Upon hearing the news of another Ant Invasion, Greg Bradley heads back to the desert.

Winner of this round.  PM incoming.
Thanks to everybody for playing.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: roflmao on January 10, 2014, 07:56:06 AM

Ha!  Thanks, galam!  I'm looking forward to it!

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: MrFlutterPie on January 10, 2014, 09:56:59 AM

Congratz dude!

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: TheClash603 on January 10, 2014, 11:24:53 AM

Nice Rolf!

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: roflmao on January 16, 2014, 02:00:32 PM

Got the game in today.  Thanks again, Galam!  I can't wait to dig into it this weekend.  You rock!