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Non-NEC Console Related Discussion => Console Chat => Topic started by: bob on March 11, 2014, 02:01:40 PM

Title: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: bob on March 11, 2014, 02:01:40 PM
Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive a PS2 game (your choice out of 5, NO sports!).

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD

(http://www.dotsandloops.com/caption/cc14.jpg)

DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
Second, since Josh is leading the pack with 3 past wins, I like to give him a chance to chime in.
3rd, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
IV. When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: TheOldMan on March 11, 2014, 03:37:50 PM
Not an entry:

"His girlfriend never realized Josh was replaying Salamander in his head..."
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: HailingTheThings on March 11, 2014, 04:02:17 PM
"It's Friday night, I'm loose off half a fifth of Five O'clock, got my Ma's whore ass friends behind me in the kitch gabbin' it up and I'm straight holdin', man I mean just holdin' these feet, but how you doing?"
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: toymachine78 on March 11, 2014, 04:42:50 PM
After weeks of incessant JELQ'ing yielded no results, Xac accepted that the only way he would ever satisfy his girlfriend was massaging her feet.

Sent from my DROID RAZR HD using Tapatalk
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: Arkhan on March 11, 2014, 07:26:25 PM
who the f*ck let Justin Bieber in.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: _joshuaTurbo on March 12, 2014, 02:52:23 AM
"That motherf*cking red cup!!!"
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: Necromancer on March 12, 2014, 03:28:01 AM
Real gangstas use coasters.

(not an entry - just for meager lulz)
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: Opethian on March 12, 2014, 03:43:41 AM
dead girls always obey
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: turboswimbz on March 12, 2014, 09:58:11 AM
Gomez and Bieber? nope. Just Tatsujin ballin' back in the day. 




OBEY THE PCE
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: esteban on March 12, 2014, 11:45:28 AM

Quote from: turboswimbz on March 12, 2014, 09:58:11 AM
Gomez and Bieber? nope. Just Tatsujin ballin' back in the day. 




OBEY THE PCE


Goddamn! You stole my Tats joke. Dammit!  (http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcgs.png)
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: TheClash603 on March 12, 2014, 04:34:31 PM
Bieber's pitch for Enemy of the State 2: Spring Breakers fell flat when his recent legal problems constrained his cash flow.  No longer could he afford the original Turbo Express prop recently posted on Digit Press, which ironically, was expected to be the most talented star in the movie.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: bob on March 18, 2014, 12:04:38 PM
bump
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: turboswimbz on March 19, 2014, 12:45:32 PM
Quote from: nullity on March 19, 2014, 03:39:06 AM
OK, this caption isn't mine.  It came from a source that wishes to remain anonymous (or, at least, necro doesn't want to win this raffle).  I couldn't bring myself to steal it, but it is too good and painfully obvious to not share with ya'll:

Two girls, one cup.

THIS IS BRILLIANT. I needs to get back into the chat more often.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: bob on April 02, 2014, 02:29:51 AM
Quote from: Arkhan on March 11, 2014, 07:26:25 PM
who the f*ck let Justin Bieber in.

winner.  PM sent.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: Arkhan on April 04, 2014, 09:38:28 AM
aww yeah.   YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS.


Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: Arkhan on April 08, 2014, 07:54:44 PM
AWWW YEAHHH MY PRIZE ARRIVEDDDDDD
hnfnngfngfmglfmglfgfgngddsnfgbnhrthrtbj

thanks!
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: HailingTheThings on April 09, 2014, 10:17:20 AM
Quote from: Arkhan on April 08, 2014, 07:54:44 PM
AWWW YEAHHH MY PRIZE ARRIVEDDDDDD
hnfnngfngfmglfmglfgfgngddsnfgbnhrthrtbj

thanks!

What tid you gett?
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: esteban on April 09, 2014, 10:34:28 AM
 Xenogears
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: bob on April 09, 2014, 11:07:53 AM
These were his choices

Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
Kessen
Dynasty Warriors 4 Empires
Killzone (sealed)
Def Jam Vendetta
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: HailingTheThings on April 09, 2014, 03:36:46 PM
Quote from: galam on April 09, 2014, 11:07:53 AM
These were his choices

Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
Kessen
Dynasty Warriors 4 Empires
Killzone (sealed)
Def Jam Vendetta

Cool. I would've picked pop or maybe def jam.... but only to pee upon it? hehe
Title: Re: Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).
Post by: Punch on April 09, 2014, 05:49:26 PM
Kessen is cool. Hope he got that :)