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		Non-NEC Console Related Discussion => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: bob on August 07, 2014, 07:18:19 AM
		
			
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				what would be your one crazy suggestion to get to a perfect world?
 
 right now...mine would be for two different kinds of airports.
 one for fast people that move efficiently and one for slow/dissasterous/train wreck people to fumble through.
 if you do something stupid that breaks the stride of the fast airport, TSA takes you to the furthest away SLOW airport and you can never go fast again.
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				what would be your one crazy suggestion to get to a perfect world?
 
 right now...mine would be for two different kinds of airports.
 one for fast people that move efficiently and one for slow/dissasterous/train wreck people to fumble through.
 if you do something stupid that breaks the stride of the fast airport, TSA takes you to the furthest away SLOW airport and you can never go fast again.
 
 How about an airport where the TSA doesn't grope your ass and nuts.
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				what would be your one crazy suggestion to get to a perfect world?
 
 right now...mine would be for two different kinds of airports.
 one for fast people that move efficiently and one for slow/dissasterous/train wreck people to fumble through.
 if you do something stupid that breaks the stride of the fast airport, TSA takes you to the furthest away SLOW airport and you can never go fast again.
 
 How about an airport where the TSA doesn't grope your ass and nuts.
 
 
 it doesnt have to be about airports, just any dumb idea that would make your daily life better.
 
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				I have a few. The world would be better if: 
 
 - Women were logical
 - my kids could stay in the 3-5 yr old range. There so cute then
 -my company would let our department tele commute. There is no reason we need to be in a physical office to perform our jobs.
 -people would enjoy and celebrate their religions, and stop judging others by it and trying to covert people.
 -government was transparent
 -government were good stewards of tax money
 -government actually followed the constitution.
 -cops would actually fight serious crime and stop harassing people over stupid shit.
 
 There's a lot more, but I'm tired of typing. :P
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				If star trek was real
			
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				No gaming systems other than OBEY.  OBEYtopia!
			
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				There'd be cures for chronic health conditions and deadly diseases.
 
 At least make the treatments affordable.
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				In a perfect world getting a college education would be reasonably priced. And the textbooks would not cost hundreds of dollars each semester.  
 
 Or maybe the need for college would not even exist in a perfect world.
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				Free at delivery healthcare.
 O wait I have that already.
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				Wet dreams every night.
			
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				Wet dreams every night.
 
 
 It's already a perfect world then!
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				One evening as the sun went down
 And the jungle fire was burning
 Down the track came a hobo hiking
 And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
 I'm headed for a land that's far away
 Beside the crystal fountains
 So come with me, we'll go and see
 The Big Rock Candy Mountains"
 
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 There's a land that's fair and bright
 Where the handouts grow on bushes
 And you sleep out every night
 Where the boxcars all are empty
 And the sun shines every day
 On the birds and the bees
 And the cigarette trees
 The lemonade springs
 Where the bluebird sings
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 All the cops have wooden legs
 And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
 And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
 The farmers' trees are full of fruit
 And the barns are full of hay
 Oh I'm bound to go
 Where there ain't no snow
 Where the rain don't fall
 The wind don't blow
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 You never change your socks
 And the little streams of alcohol
 Come trickling down the rocks
 The brakemen have to tip their hats
 And the railway bulls are blind
 There's a lake of stew
 And of whiskey too
 You can paddle all around 'em
 In a big canoe
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 The jails are made of tin
 And you can walk right out again
 As soon as you are in
 There ain't no short-handled shovels
 No axes, saws or picks
 I'm bound to stay
 Where you sleep all day
 Where they hung the jerk
 That invented work
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 
 I'll see you all this coming fall
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
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				Two girls for every boy. Nah, that would actually be a bad thing in the end. 
			
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				 How about an airport where the TSA doesn't grope your ass and nuts. 
 
 Some people kinda like that
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				 How about an airport where the TSA doesn't grope your ass and nuts. 
 
 Some people kinda like that
 
 That'd be more action than I've gotten in fifteen months. :lol:
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				If Necro was granted Mod status...
 
 oh and if the disgusting billionaires started giving a shit ton back on their taxes. No one, f*cking no one needs as much money as some a$$holes in the world have. Unless and only unless they're truly planning to resurrect the lost city of Atlantis. That or bring back Cthulhu. Hahahaha. Ahhhh... f*ck everything.
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				..Sega would not have released the 32X.
 ..Hudson Soft would still be around and extremely profitable/prolific .. (also, Super Bomberman 5 released in the States).
 ..NEC PC-FX would have been based on a much more modern platform.
 ..Gunpei Yokoi would still be alive (a few extras: No Virtual Boy release, no stupid 3D screen on the 3DS)!
 ..EA published software for the Dreamcast.
 ..all PC-Engines have multi-AV ports with native RGB output.
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				One evening as the sun went down
 And the jungle fire was burning
 Down the track came a hobo hiking
 And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
 I'm headed for a land that's far away
 Beside the crystal fountains
 So come with me, we'll go and see
 The Big Rock Candy Mountains"
 
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 There's a land that's fair and bright
 Where the handouts grow on bushes
 And you sleep out every night
 Where the boxcars all are empty
 And the sun shines every day
 On the birds and the bees
 And the cigarette trees
 The lemonade springs
 Where the bluebird sings
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 All the cops have wooden legs
 And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
 And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
 The farmers' trees are full of fruit
 And the barns are full of hay
 Oh I'm bound to go
 Where there ain't no snow
 Where the rain don't fall
 The wind don't blow
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 You never change your socks
 And the little streams of alcohol
 Come trickling down the rocks
 The brakemen have to tip their hats
 And the railway bulls are blind
 There's a lake of stew
 And of whiskey too
 You can paddle all around 'em
 In a big canoe
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 The jails are made of tin
 And you can walk right out again
 As soon as you are in
 There ain't no short-handled shovels
 No axes, saws or picks
 I'm bound to stay
 Where you sleep all day
 Where they hung the jerk
 That invented work
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 
 I'll see you all this coming fall
 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
 
 
 One bright day in the middle of the night,
 2 dead boys got up to fight,
 Back to back, they faced eachother,
 Drew there swords & shot eachother,
 A deaf policeman heard the noise,
 He came & shot those 2 dead boys,
 If you don't believe this lie is true,
 Go ask the blind man, he saw it too!
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				Two girls for every boy. Nah, that would actually be a bad thing in the end. 
 
 
 Because one girl has a strap-on?
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				Two girls for every boy. Nah, that would actually be a bad thing in the end. 
 
 
 Because one girl has a strap-on?
 
 
 Both.
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				A: The powerful (politically, economically,socially) would pay for their crimes. 
 
 This includes a wide range of folks,
 from Despots
 to Republicans
 to Democrats
 to CEO's
 to corporate executives
 to police chiefs
 to E!
 to Bravo
 to History Channel
 to Mr. Hilter
 to Kraft
 to Subway
 to Applebee's
 to Dominoes
 to Big Pharma
 to Big Daddy
 to amerikkka
 to flan-haters (you hateful bastards!)
 to profiteers
 to et cetera, et cetera
 
 
 
 
 ALSO: In a perfect world, flan would be available in vending machines.
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				Goverrats!
			
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				Fruit flan?
			
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				If people would stop complaining about others who have made good financial decisions in life.
			
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				A world without mental illness.
 
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 A world without mental illness.
 
 
 
 But then 99% of us here would cease to exist. (http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcgsad.png)
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				A world without religion.
 
 Oh, wait...already covered...
 
 A world without mental illness.
 
 
 :)
 
 (Too offensive? Fighting street post? Oops...)
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 A world without mental illness.
 
 
 
 But then 99% of us here would cease to exist. (http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcgsad.png)
 
 
 
 Alternative proposal: Everybody would still be here...everybody...
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				A world without religion.
 
 Oh, wait...already covered...
 
 If only. Probably better to find one of the good ones and just be the best you you can be.
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				No gaming systems other than OBEY.  OBEYtopia!
 
 
 yeah, every household should have at least one obey-machine for the sake of a much better world.
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				With a full library of both US and JP games.
			
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				With a full library of both US and JP games.
 
 
 with very JP/Import game having a built in english option....
 
 
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				With a full library of both US and JP games.
 
 
 with very JP/Import game having a built in english option....
 
 
 
 
 ahhh...good one.
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				1.  I wish parents would be required to take an IQ test before being allowed to reproduce. 
 2.  Euthanasia of stupid kids and people need to be legal.
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				1.  I wish parents would be required to take an IQ test before being allowed to reproduce. 
 2.  Euthanasia of stupid kids and people need to be legal.
 
 
 Funny guy.
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				1.  I wish parents would be required to take an IQ test before being allowed to reproduce. 
 2.  Euthanasia of stupid kids and people need to be legal.
 
 
 I want to say population limits on families who are generaltonaly on govt support.
 
 
 But ill wait for when China takes over when we cant pay our debt.
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				China owns only 8% of US debt.  Roughly 2/3 of the debt is owned by the goverats (federal, state, and local) and private US investors, so if we default, we'll mostly be defaulting on ourselves.
			
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				I love that goverrats is getting sewn into the fabric of this place. Dont say i never contributed anything!
 
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				China owns only 8% of US debt.  Roughly 2/3 of the debt is owned by the goverats (federal, state, and local) and private US investors, so if we default, we'll mostly be defaulting on ourselves.
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 ThTs just what the goverats want us to think
 
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				Goverrats is now part of the PCFX  culture. Just like Obey. 
			
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				Goverrats is now part of the PCFX  culture. Just like Obey.
 
 
 
 How did Obey start?
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				Goverrats is now part of the PCFX  culture. Just like Obey.
 
 
 
 How did Obey start?
 
 There's a thread around here one of the vets can post.
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				My life would be better if all customer service reps could say what was on their mind.
 "how much are your 2 for 99 swishers?"
 "are you f*cking serious?"
 
 ahhhh, i'm just waiting to get a new job.....
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 Goverrats is now part of the PCFX  culture. Just like Obey.
 
 
 
 How did Obey start?
 
 
 Before the shirt/hat-fashion-bullshit-crap-f*cktards appropriated OBEY for profit, WE OBEYED.
 
 
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 Goverrats is now part of the PCFX  culture. Just like Obey.
 
 
 
 How did Obey start?
 
 
 Before the shirt/hat-fashion-bullshit-crap-f*cktards appropriated OBEY for profit, WE OBEYED.
 
 
 
 I always get excited when i see that shit, then i remember that most of those people are f*ckwits.
 
 
 ...i should get one of those hats.