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Title: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: bob on September 20, 2014, 08:49:10 AM
Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive this DEMENTIA 13 DVD (new!) for Halloween viewing.
(http://dotsandloops.com/games/dement.jpg)

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.

No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD

(http://www.dotsandloops.com/caption/cc19.jpg)

DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
Second, since Josh and Clash are leading the pack with 3 past wins, I like to give them a chance to chime in.
3rd, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
IV. When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: toymachine78 on September 20, 2014, 10:04:22 AM
The road to the conception of Bucket Head was romantic.... Alas Slipknot was born!
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: synbiosfan on September 20, 2014, 12:12:54 PM
The new Colonel's Kissing Contraceptive testing has begun. It's coming soon.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: esteban on September 20, 2014, 12:41:51 PM
He wanted chicken breast. She wanted a drumstick. KFC satisfies.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: synbiosfan on September 20, 2014, 12:53:30 PM
And they called it bucket love
Oh I guess they'll never know
How a young heart, how it really feels
And why I love her bucket so

And they called it bucket love
Just because we're seventeen
Tell them all, oh please tell them
It isn't fair to take away my only bucket dream

Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: Medic_wheat on September 20, 2014, 01:09:17 PM
There are three rules: (1) no bright light, (2) don't get him wet, and (3) never feed him after midnight, no matter how much he begs. Bright light hurts him, and sunlight can kill him. If he gets wet, he pops out more mogwais. If fed after midnight, a mogwai will spin a cocoon and undergo metamorphosis, turning into a wicked, troublemaking gremlin.

And thus Nully was born.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: synbiosfan on September 20, 2014, 01:51:07 PM
Neither galam nor his sister realized how cruel the cool kids were until it was too late.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: TheOldMan on September 20, 2014, 02:21:10 PM
Not an entry.

"The latest raffle winner and friend prepare for the required box opening video...."
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: InfraMan on September 20, 2014, 03:23:50 PM
How does KFC chicken taste so finger lickin' good? The Colonel's secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices, of course!

Also, Soylent Green.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: HailingTheThings on September 20, 2014, 07:41:17 PM
"Galam's First Date: Obeying Acid Blasted Chicken Breast Never Felt So Good."

Also, I hate you.

Cheers!
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: SamIAm on September 20, 2014, 10:16:41 PM
Teenagers in Kansas attempt intercourse after sex education ban.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: Necromancer on September 22, 2014, 05:35:02 AM
Collectards - Xtreme Edition



"He wanted chicken breast. She wanted a drumstick. KFC satisfies."
"Neither galam nor his sister realized how cruel the cool kids were until it was too late."

Two awesome entries here.  :lol:
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: bob on September 22, 2014, 06:15:02 AM
esty is the only one so far worth a chuckle in this one.
he gets it...quick...to the point, caption.
i should put in the rules..."if its longer than one line...it probably will never win"
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: bob on September 22, 2014, 06:45:00 AM
you dont need to repost the picture in your response.
and its already in the rules...TRY and make it somewhat funny.
 :P
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: Opethian on September 22, 2014, 06:48:04 AM
This ad re-defines stereotypes.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: cjameslv on September 24, 2014, 04:27:24 PM
Plankton has yet to give up on mind control.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: bob on September 29, 2014, 01:07:13 PM
Bump. C'mon!
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: esteban on September 29, 2014, 01:14:13 PM

Plankton has yet to give up on mind control.

A SpongeBob reference.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: cjameslv on September 29, 2014, 01:45:51 PM

Plankton has yet to give up on mind control.

A SpongeBob reference.

Ha ya i figured someone would get it.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: Medic_wheat on September 29, 2014, 01:55:23 PM
Post op trans chicken
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: MrFulci on September 29, 2014, 02:25:07 PM
Galam, I'm gonna have to one-up ya. That's public domain....
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: TheOldMan on September 29, 2014, 02:55:36 PM
<not an entry>

Jen and Rob were sure they had the next "Magical Chase"
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: _joshuaTurbo on September 29, 2014, 03:30:13 PM
On this blind date, the Colonel's secret ingredient is romance.
I thought your first attempt was pretty funny.

Here's mine:
"Kentucky Fried Chelsea"
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: MrFulci on September 29, 2014, 05:11:14 PM
On this blind date, the Colonel's secret ingredient is romance.

I thought your first attempt was pretty funny.

Here's mine:
"Kentucky Fried Chelsea"


goddammit. .. I'm never going to catch up to your wins at this rate.




I may win, I'm not sure who will catch me, cuz I am... DANGER SEEKER!
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: MrFulci on September 29, 2014, 05:14:25 PM
To tame my last post down,


Christ....
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: xelement5x on September 29, 2014, 05:15:47 PM
Tom realized to late that he had misheard his friends when they told him to "Do her in the bucket".
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: TheClash603 on October 10, 2014, 11:17:06 PM
KFC's new odor suppressor is perfect after a long sunny picnic day, when her vagina is no longer finger licking good.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: InfraMan on October 11, 2014, 02:20:16 AM
KFC's new odor suppressor is perfect after a long sunny picnic day, when her vagina is no longer finger licking good.

 :-&

Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: Medic_wheat on October 11, 2014, 03:13:09 AM
"To serve man"
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: MrFulci on October 11, 2014, 03:16:33 AM
"To serve man"
Twilight Zone
or
Simpsons Treehouse
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: Medic_wheat on October 11, 2014, 12:59:37 PM
"To serve man"
Twilight Zone
or
Simpsons Treehouse

Correct.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: esteban on October 11, 2014, 08:36:24 PM

"To serve man"
Twilight Zone
or
Simpsons Treehouse

Correct.

TWILIGHT ZONE = The only correct answer.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 19 (raffle type thing). Halloween Style!
Post by: bob on October 15, 2014, 07:02:08 AM
Tom realized to late that he had misheard his friends when they told him to "Do her in the bucket".

Winner.  DVD shipped.