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Title: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: nullity on September 30, 2014, 01:31:23 PM
I'm going to put money on Runyon. I hear he gives lots of hugs, and he is in Texasville.
Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: esteban on September 30, 2014, 01:53:12 PM
Teddy Ruxpin.
Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: Medic_wheat on September 30, 2014, 02:16:01 PM
Mr. Ed
Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: xelement5x on September 30, 2014, 03:22:01 PM
At least the crippling drought spreading through the US helps decrease the chance of transmission since ebola dies fast in an arid environment.  So, move to Utah or Arizona.
Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: Punch on September 30, 2014, 03:34:02 PM
I think that if it escapes from africa, to avoid getting the ebola you have to be aware that the initial group of people who might get infected and eventually make it spread through the population is most likely to do so by unprotected contact with the diseased, unaware of it's dangers... until it gets media's attention, when it will be too late for that initial group and relatives.
Of course with unprotected contact I mean lots of sex and exchange of fluids, and by group of people I mean Nullity's mom.
So don't do patient zero. You heard it here first.
Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: Medic_wheat on September 30, 2014, 03:37:23 PM
I think that if it escapes from africa, to avoid getting the ebola you have to be aware that the initial group of people who might get infected and eventually make it spread through the population is most likely to do so by unprotected contact with the diseased, unaware of it's dangers... until it gets media's attention, when it will be too late for that initial group and relatives.
Of course with unprotected contact I mean lots of sex and exchange of fluids, and by group of people I mean Nullity's mom.
So don't do patient zero. You heard it here first.

If?

CDC already confirmed first US case.
Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: Arkhan on September 30, 2014, 05:03:41 PM
J E L L OOOOOO
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Post by: xelement5x on October 01, 2014, 03:14:21 AM
An interesting fact for you:
Once someone recovers from Ebola, they can no longer spread the virus. However, Ebola virus has been found in semen for up to 3 months. People who recover from Ebola are advised to abstain from sex or use condoms for 3 months.
http://www.cdc.gov/vhf/ebola/transmission/index.html

So don't go on a banging spree if you recover, or be careful who your banging  :P
Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: cr8zykuban0 on October 01, 2014, 01:35:18 PM
I honestly hope no more cases of ebola will happen but who knows. That shit is crazy

it such a big deal in western Africa, they even made a song about it, pretty catchy
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_WOR22-SnY
Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: Medic_wheat on October 01, 2014, 01:43:43 PM
An interesting fact for you:
Once someone recovers from Ebola, they can no longer spread the virus. However, Ebola virus has been found in semen for up to 3 months. People who recover from Ebola are advised to abstain from sex or use condoms for 3 months.
http://www.cdc.gov/vhf/ebola/transmission/index.html

So don't go on a banging spree if you recover, or be careful who your banging  :P


Everyone.  Put the dick down.  For at lest 3 months.
Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: cr8zykuban0 on October 01, 2014, 02:11:00 PM
I honestly hope no more cases of ebola will happen but who knows. That shit is crazy

it such a big deal in western Africa, they even made a song about it, pretty catchy
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_WOR22-SnY

I've been jamming to that tune all month. :lol:  NO HUGGING! IT'S DANGEROUS!
haha, just comes to show that the Liberians aren't afraid of ebola and they don't really take the disease as a serious threat from what I've seen on some documentaries I've watched. 

But the song is catchy lol
Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: johnnymad on October 01, 2014, 04:20:31 PM
Doesn't it make you poop your guts out?
Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: cr8zykuban0 on October 01, 2014, 05:34:03 PM
Doesn't it make you poop your guts out?

I heard something like that. god, that feeling alone must be horrible.  all I know that it can do some really f*cked up things to your body. it has killed around 3,000 in west africa (sierra leone, liberia, guinea and nigeria to name a few)
Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: TR0N on October 02, 2014, 12:29:51 AM
 :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-ebola-texas-20141001-story.html#page=1

Yeah it's old news now i guess you could say the cdc just derp,derp.
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Post by: technozombie on October 02, 2014, 01:05:51 PM
I was going to go to Dallas next week too................
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Post by: MrBroadway on November 03, 2014, 04:40:32 AM
(http://doxphile/random/ebola2.jpg)

I don't see a pic here.

Speaking of ebola, every cough now on the subway makes me a tad bit nervous.
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Post by: jtucci31 on November 03, 2014, 04:56:43 AM

I don't see a pic here.

Speaking of ebola, every cough now on the subway makes me a tad bit nervous.

As you should be. You probably already have ebola.
Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: Medic_wheat on November 03, 2014, 06:58:12 AM
(http://doxphile/random/ebola2.jpg)


Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a creepy verson of semen?
Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: MrBroadway on November 04, 2014, 03:37:49 AM
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Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: jtucci31 on November 06, 2014, 05:36:48 AM
Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a creepy verson of semen?

I thought that's just what ebola was, creepy semen.
Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: Punch on November 06, 2014, 08:18:16 AM
(http://doxphile/random/ebola2.jpg)


I laughed even harder when I noticed the logo in the corner of the image, Nullity only edited the 'darkkobold' part :lol:...
Title: Re: Who gets Ebola first.
Post by: HailingTheThings on November 06, 2014, 06:25:42 PM
Oh, Apollo shootafar, light-bringer, heal me from this ebola affliction, and in return I give you one HailingtheSomethingorAnother."


Yeah, hi, it's "Things," thank you very much and one of those things just happens to be a big, scary Dark Lord who will abort you if push comes to shove...hehehe

(http://i.imgur.com/2JTgiHg.png)