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Title: So you think you can raffle? aka not another raffle!
Post by: MrBroadway on October 12, 2014, 08:14:25 AM
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Post by: schweaty on October 12, 2014, 08:20:54 AM
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A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said: "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "OK, then just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $998.00."

Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron

shamelessly stolen for a good cause... my raffle entry
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Post by: MrBroadway on October 12, 2014, 08:28:21 AM
I roffled. +1
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Post by: cr8zykuban0 on October 12, 2014, 09:25:45 AM
awrsome raffle. great game! I got the game but kudos to you sir for the raffle.

as of jokes. ....uhhh......
why do seaguls live by the sea? if they lived by the bay, they would be called bagels.

bwaaaa ha ha ha ha!!!
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Post by: Flare65 on October 13, 2014, 04:00:33 PM
Add me!

I like dirty/offensive/politically incorrect jokes....I don't want to offend anyone here, so I got some tame ones to included...

Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
 A: Your job still sucks!

Q: How do you kill a circus clown?
 A: Go for the juggler!

 Q: What do you call two fat people talking?
 A: A heavy discussion.

Thank you, thank you very much!  I'll be here all night!
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Post by: MrBroadway on October 13, 2014, 06:23:40 PM
Added you both.
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Post by: spenoza on October 14, 2014, 04:10:30 PM
+1 karma. Excellent raffle choice! Don't enter me, though. I already have this.
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Post by: Desh on October 15, 2014, 04:02:09 AM
Hmmmm.... I'm not good at writing jokes so here are some amazing lyrics I've written for the classic "Diarrhea" song (as heard in the movie Parenthood).

I went to blow a fart and my pants blew apart.... diarrhea... diarrhea

I went to vent some gas then shit was spewin' out my ass... diarrhea... diarrhea

It kind of smelled like eggs, shit was running down my legs... diarrhea... diarrhea

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Post by: owlnonymous on October 15, 2014, 04:47:35 AM
Space Bees! Count me in if I qualify. Danks!  :o
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Post by: johnnykonami on October 15, 2014, 01:11:17 PM
This is one of my favorite versions of Galaga (my absolute favorite variation of the original is the arranged mode from Namco Classic Collection Vol. 1) and it's a generous little raffle you're having along with Panic Bomber.  Again, count me out of this one but thanks for having it!
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Post by: MrBroadway on October 16, 2014, 06:18:08 AM
This is one of my favorite versions of Galaga (my absolute favorite variation of the original is the arranged mode from Namco Classic Collection Vol. 1) and it's a generous little raffle you're having along with Panic Bomber.  Again, count me out of this one but thanks for having it!
Agreed! It's such a great game. Desh, you're in. owlnonymous, where's that joke/clever wittiness??
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Post by: Medic_wheat on October 16, 2014, 09:14:49 AM
Sweet add me. 


As for my joke.


About raffles.


A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"

She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."

The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?"

She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."

The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?" She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper."

Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub." He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."

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Post by: clackattack on October 20, 2014, 04:45:15 AM
Haha, what a hilariously funny way to gain entry into this great raffle! All my jokes are extremely dirty/rather racist, so Ill steer clear of posting any of those.... so little chioces left.... oh oh, how bout this one:

      "Why do dogs lick themselves?"
       ->   "Because they can't make a fist."

Heres another I heard as a small child that took me almost 20 years to figure out what it meant:

      "How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?"
       ->  "Because Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper."   
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Post by: MrBroadway on October 20, 2014, 06:11:48 AM
Thanks for the laughs. You guys are in!
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Post by: _joshuaTurbo on October 20, 2014, 08:56:13 AM
#bafflesmeraffles

Great raffle, great game, good luck to all entrants!!  +1 Turbobbers karma to all!!

Don't enter me tho, I'm Galaga'd
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Post by: roflmao on October 20, 2014, 02:54:47 PM
This thread is awesome!  +1 TurboKarma to you!  Don't add me as I already have it.
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Post by: MrBroadway on October 20, 2014, 03:08:15 PM
Thanks, guys. Galaga 88 is such an essential title that I just had to give it to the community rather than sell it. Whoever gets it, post pics/vids!
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Post by: cjameslv on October 20, 2014, 05:22:21 PM
Thanks, guys. Galaga 88 is such an essential title that I just had to give it to the community rather than sell it. Whoever gets it, post pics/vids!


Essential you say? Then better throw me in this as well!

No jokes on hand but i do have an image for you:

(http://imageshack.com/a/img537/1743/HFzORf.jpg)
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Post by: esteban on October 21, 2014, 08:08:17 AM

Thanks, guys. Galaga 88 is such an essential title that I just had to give it to the community rather than sell it. Whoever gets it, post pics/vids!

Essential you say? Then better throw me in this as well!

Heck yes, it is a wonderful gem.
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Post by: MrBroadway on October 21, 2014, 08:41:25 AM
Thanks, guys. Galaga 88 is such an essential title that I just had to give it to the community rather than sell it. Whoever gets it, post pics/vids!


Essential you say? Then better throw me in this as well!

SHOW ME THE FUNNY
(http://www.90s411.com/images/jerry-maguire-rod-tidwell.jpg)
Title: Re: So you think you can raffle? aka not another raffle!
Post by: cjameslv on October 21, 2014, 01:20:10 PM
Thanks, guys. Galaga 88 is such an essential title that I just had to give it to the community rather than sell it. Whoever gets it, post pics/vids!


Essential you say? Then better throw me in this as well!

SHOW ME THE FUNNY
(http://www.90s411.com/images/jerry-maguire-rod-tidwell.jpg)

 Whoops missed that. Updated post.
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Post by: Gentlegamer on October 23, 2014, 10:05:59 AM
I already have the superior sequel, Galaga '90.
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Post by: MrBroadway on October 24, 2014, 12:23:47 AM
I already have the superior sequel, Galaga '90.
Turbografx forum is that way →.
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Post by: MrBroadway on October 30, 2014, 02:09:48 AM
Bump for the laughter.  :dance:
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Post by: MrBroadway on November 06, 2014, 05:08:47 PM
Last bump before I roll.
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Post by: MrBroadway on November 12, 2014, 11:46:46 AM
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Post by: clackattack on November 12, 2014, 12:14:41 PM
aww man, dead last :( ... Congrats to CJames!
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Post by: cjameslv on November 15, 2014, 02:31:46 AM
Congrats to me  :dance: Thx for the raffle o.pwuaioc