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Title: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller Winner Chosen
Post by: Bernie on December 11, 2014, 09:41:39 AM
I have one TG-16 controller, that I bought new, and used a handful of times.  It's basically still new really.  If ya want in this raffle, you MUST tell me to go f*ck myself, and be sincere about it too you bitches.  I can tell if you are only doing it to get in the raffle....   [-(  I will give it till end of this weekend, so one can have it by Christmas.  Now, lets get it on!   :twisted:
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: Opethian on December 11, 2014, 09:48:23 AM
Bernie can go f*ck himself because I have no use for the TG controller but kudos on the roffel :D
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: toymachine78 on December 11, 2014, 09:56:13 AM
Who gives away a working TG controller? Take your new Sega bullshit and go f*ck yourself!
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: mitsuman on December 11, 2014, 09:57:36 AM
I don't even know you, so I can EASILY say Bernie, GO f*ck YOURSELF!
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: esteban on December 11, 2014, 10:11:07 AM
I can't actually bring myself to say this to Bernie. Not even in jest.

I love you, Bernie.

Sniper, however...he can go f*ck himself.
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: Gentlegamer on December 11, 2014, 11:06:14 AM
Since clearly you are a Genesis fanboy now, you can go FEKA yourself!

(http://media.giphy.com/media/wmDFMWwX9PbSE/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: Nexus7 on December 11, 2014, 11:06:43 AM
I don't know you but you can f*ck yourself, preferably with that controller, but please clean it before you ship it out.
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: slinkyturd on December 11, 2014, 12:03:32 PM
You can go f*ck yourself...with nullity's joystick.

Don't enter me. That's how serious I am.
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: jtucci31 on December 11, 2014, 12:04:45 PM
You can go f*ck yourself...with nullity's joystick.

Don't enter me. That's how serious I am.

I was going to make a similar joke telling him to go f*ck himself but without entering me in the raffle, didn't want to seem too mean spirited. But i should have realized that's probably what the sadistic bastard wanted  :twisted:
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: cr8zykuban0 on December 11, 2014, 01:18:51 PM
i dont want to say go f*ck yourself cuz that ain't what the crazy cubano is about

i would like to enter the raffle please and thank you
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: slinkyturd on December 11, 2014, 01:21:00 PM
You can go f*ck yourself...with nullity's joystick.

Don't enter me. That's how serious I am.

I was going to make a similar joke telling him to go f*ck himself but without entering me in the raffle, didn't want to seem too mean spirited. But i should have realized that's probably what the sadistic bastard wanted  :twisted:

He's lucky we're masochistic enough to comply

i dont want to say go f*ck yourself cuz that ain't what the crazy cubano is about

i would like to enter the raffle please and thank you

Looks like the crazy cubano isn't about entering this raffle...
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: cr8zykuban0 on December 11, 2014, 01:25:23 PM
here goes

ggg....gggooo..oooo ffffuuu...fuuuckkk......yyyoouu...damn it, i cant do it!
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: EvilEvoIX on December 11, 2014, 03:17:31 PM
This new Sega fan boy can go f*ck himself with a fistful of lard.
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: Medic_wheat on December 11, 2014, 03:28:55 PM
(http://memesly.com/media/created/hztm1q.jpg)
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: MrBroadway on December 11, 2014, 11:03:13 PM
This is some feking bullshit. Get the feka out of here.
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: seieienbu on December 11, 2014, 11:25:17 PM
Bernie can go f*ck himself because Goldman don't give much experience.  I don't care if they DO give over 100 pieces of gold.
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: Pinwizkid on December 12, 2014, 02:06:25 AM
.einreB flesruoy kcuf oG
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: reno5 on December 12, 2014, 02:55:14 AM
Va te faire foutre :)

Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: 420GOAT on December 12, 2014, 05:20:42 AM
Bernie, go f*ck yo'self....but do it nicely please.
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: clackattack on December 12, 2014, 06:56:36 AM
You should go f*ck yourself with a big ol' Christmas wreath, that way it will be in the spirit of the holidays! Then extinguish the burn with a nice cup of nutmeg :) Happy holidays folks, and what a wonderful chirstmas raffle you hve here good sir!
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: Bernie on December 12, 2014, 08:08:56 AM
Bernie can go f*ck himself because Goldman don't give much experience.  I don't care if they DO give over 100 pieces of gold.

You my dear sir get two entries for that!!!  Oh, and kiss my ass.....
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: Brraap on December 12, 2014, 04:30:46 PM
行くあなたは性交自分自身をファック
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: Gentlegamer on December 12, 2014, 04:51:53 PM
Can kanji even express such a sentiment? One would think Japanese is too honorable and polite for such a thing.
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: Ayce on December 13, 2014, 12:27:21 AM
I guess I'm out of this raffle.
Title: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: esteban on December 13, 2014, 01:52:39 AM
I guess I'm out of this raffle.

Why? Go f*ck yourself.

And Christopher Walken, for agreeing to star in Peter Pan Live, can go f*ck himself.

And Bernie, for watching Peter Pan Live in its entirety, can go f*ck himself, too.
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: SuperGrafx on December 13, 2014, 10:49:11 AM
Kindly f*ck off and enter me in this raffle.

Thank you so much!   O:)
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: Lost Monkey on December 14, 2014, 10:19:05 AM
Jolly well go fist one's self, Bernie! Heavens above! How smashing!

Oh, there is a raffle? One should not be putting my name in the raffle! Toodles!
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: _joshuaTurbo on December 15, 2014, 03:21:45 AM
Every time I look at a hair dryer, I think about that f*cking Bernie guy....


Love you man,
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: Medic_wheat on December 15, 2014, 05:07:16 AM
Every time I look at a hair dryer, I think about that f*cking Bernie guy....


Love you man,

You know they make pocket pussies right?  No need to use a hair dryer lol
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: esadajr on December 15, 2014, 08:01:53 AM
with all due respect, GFY
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller
Post by: Bernie on December 18, 2014, 10:10:54 AM
Ok guys, seieienbu is the lucky guy.  I guess having a double entry helped out some.  :) 
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller Winner Chosen
Post by: seieienbu on December 18, 2014, 02:19:38 PM
Woohoo!  Thanks for the raffle!  This brings me up to 4 turbo pads!
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller Winner Chosen
Post by: reno5 on December 19, 2014, 01:25:03 AM
congrats ! Now leave some for me LOL
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller Winner Chosen
Post by: handyman907 on December 19, 2014, 04:09:38 AM
Congrats to the winner !!
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller Winner Chosen
Post by: clackattack on December 19, 2014, 08:54:19 AM
awesome! congrats brotha!
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller Winner Chosen
Post by: 420GOAT on December 23, 2014, 05:33:47 AM
congrats dude.
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller Winner Chosen
Post by: seieienbu on January 15, 2015, 07:54:09 PM
Hmm.  Did I check the mail today?  No.  Did I check it yesterday?  No.  ...huh.  I should probably check the mail.  What's this?!  A package for me!?!?!?

(http://i.imgur.com/nGdJhSI.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/1oNlet3.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/03a3Fdz.jpg)

Upon opening this well packed box I found a new Turbo Pad. 

And for real though, Goldmen are the way to go when you've finally reached Rimulder and are at a point to where Wolves are no longer giving you gains worth your effort.  It's way faster to grind those guys for the cash monies they give you in order to get Magic Armor and a Broad Sword and it's not like you're going to be able to take on the Wyvern's until you have good gear anyway, so the lack of experience points doesn't even really matter with those guys for a while. 

Thanks Bernie  :D
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller Winner Chosen
Post by: seieienbu on January 15, 2015, 07:54:39 PM
...after you've gotten the Silver Shield though?  That's when every Goldman you fight is a waste of your time.  Who cares about GP by then!?!?
Title: Re: Raffle: 1 TG-16 controller Winner Chosen
Post by: esteban on January 15, 2015, 10:44:39 PM
Bernie is a kind, gracious man. :)

Another TurboPad finds a good home.