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Title: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
Post by: nullity on January 07, 2015, 02:09:47 AM: I want to laugh. I want to start a new thing.

In this thread, I want you to share stories of conversations or situations you've been in where you throw out a "that's what she said" that is totally out of the blue, doesn't make a bit of sense, or is wildly inappropriate. Tell us the reaction of others to your random TWSS. For instance:

[ul][li]during the eulogy at a funeral, the speaker might say "Bob was always a giver." BOOM! TWSS![/li][li]someone says "shit, i need new tires." BOOM! TWSS![/li][/ul]
I have no story to share just yet, but in 30 minutes I'm going to be in a joint IT meeting between a few departments. By its conclusion, I will have a story to share.
Title: Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
Post by: _joshuaTurbo on January 07, 2015, 03:28:02 AM: Quote from: nullity on January 07, 2015, 02:09:47 AM
I want to laugh. I want to start a new thing.

That's what she said.....
Title: Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
Post by: xelement5x on January 07, 2015, 03:58:50 AM: Quote from: nullity on January 07, 2015, 03:38:29 AM
So, my plan failed. I guess my coworkers are so accustomed to my random inappropriate inanity that it didn't even register with them. :(

That's what SHE said! :lol:

Wait, is that how this works?
Title: Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
Post by: Necromancer on January 07, 2015, 04:03:19 AM: Quote from: xelement5x on January 07, 2015, 03:58:50 AM
Wait, is that how this works?

That's what SHE said!
Title: Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
Post by: Opethian on January 07, 2015, 04:07:50 AM: Enter me
Title: Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
Post by: GohanX on January 07, 2015, 04:35:33 AM: That's what nullity's mom says to me every night. Ho, I'm busy.
Title: Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
Post by: esteban on January 07, 2015, 08:34:02 AM: Suck my left one.
Title: Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
Post by: MrFulci on January 07, 2015, 08:18:12 PM: Non Sequitor... I remember that in the newspaper funnies, it didn't quite replace, The Far Side, but, it had some good cartoons.
Title: Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
Post by: Lost Monkey on January 08, 2015, 10:47:04 AM: Quote from: MrFulci on January 07, 2015, 08:18:12 PM
Non Sequitor... I remember that in the newspaper funnies, it didn't quite replace, The Far Side, but, it had some good cartoons.

*sides splitting*
Title: Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
Post by: xelement5x on January 16, 2015, 03:07:00 AM: The other day a coworker was talking about a device they had problems with charging and said something along the lines of. "Yeah, it's too loose so you have to be careful or else it falls out."

I replied with a well placed 'That's what she said' and got a nice eyeroll out of it.
Title: Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
Post by: Necromancer on January 16, 2015, 03:10:07 AM: You should've told her to try rolling over.
Title: Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
Post by: _joshuaTurbo on January 16, 2015, 03:37:12 AM: My brain harkened to this thread yesterday when I was standing in line at Subway. I asked for a dash of ranch dressing on my 6 inch tuna-sub™. She said, "How much ranch dressing? Just all over it?" I said.... "TWSS"..... :(
Title: Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
Post by: roflmao on January 16, 2015, 01:31:23 PM: I literally just LOL'd.