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Title: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: bob on February 11, 2015, 05:12:51 AM
Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive Alzadick for PCE.
(http://dotsandloops.com/games/alz.jpg)

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.

No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD (http://www.pcenginefx.com/forums/index.php?topic=14108.0)

(http://dotsandloops.com/caption/cc20.jpg)

DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
Second, since Josh and Clash are leading the pack with 3 past wins, I like to give them a chance to chime in.
3rd, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
IV. When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: cjameslv on February 11, 2015, 05:24:46 AM
This picture is too epic for just a caption, a sub-caption is needed too!
My entry:

Shadow of the Beast
It's always behind you.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: esteban on February 11, 2015, 05:33:21 AM
Joe Redifer in two years.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: Necromancer on February 11, 2015, 06:00:42 AM
Joe Redifer in two years.

We have a winner.  :lol:

Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: InfraMan on February 11, 2015, 06:41:22 AM
Nullity scrubbed and scrubbed, but deep inside he knew that he would never be able to wash away the shame of his one night stand with Shaniqua the pencil-topper troll.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: Dicer on February 11, 2015, 07:50:21 AM
"This is what I get for sleeping with Air Zonk"
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: Sarumaru on February 11, 2015, 10:55:13 AM
edit:
When you're on DoxPhile.com all by yoself, then nullity pops in to take a selfie wit yo naked ass.   #-o
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: toymachine78 on February 11, 2015, 01:13:59 PM
Ninja16608: "Here bitches, this is my source dat shall not be named. I told you dat glossy duo's legit...... Maaan shiiiit! Forgot to take da clear coat can off the counter!"
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: NightWolve on February 11, 2015, 01:19:34 PM
Ah darn, where's some wit when you need it... I own the '93 CD, would love to win this! I'll try to seriously think of something later.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: Medic_wheat on February 11, 2015, 02:01:08 PM
Girl those turbo prices on eBay makes me lose my mind up in here

"Gurl I am still washing after that $900 Keith Curage buy it now"
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: HailingTheThings on February 11, 2015, 07:08:57 PM
"Girl, jus coz you 2 months pregnant wit my ex, Nully's baby ain't mean you get to hog da shower all da got damn time! f*ck! I need some me time for selfies n shit! Damn!"
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: poponon on February 12, 2015, 04:16:46 PM
dis rachet ass hoe gettin water torture for tryna sell my glossy duo !!! 
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: MrBroadway on February 12, 2015, 04:40:58 PM
They don't think it bae like it is, but it do.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: cabbage on February 13, 2015, 12:03:03 AM
Bernie got hold of the blowdryer again.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: Medic_wheat on February 13, 2015, 01:05:43 AM
Girl you looking like a glossy duo!


-mmmmmmmm hm
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: toymachine78 on February 13, 2015, 01:34:08 AM
Gurl! You lookin all sexy black and wet like my boyfren Ninjas glossy Duo! Wen u get out dat shower, I'm bout to play you like some Queef-Courage!
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: NightWolve on February 13, 2015, 07:51:20 AM
Hah, I was thinking the same thing, nully... He could likely win this if he wanted.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: ClodBuster on February 13, 2015, 08:03:18 AM
Joe Redifer in two years.

We have a winner.  :lol:
A winner is he.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: NightWolve on February 13, 2015, 08:04:48 AM
Hah, I was thinking the same thing, nully... He could likely win this if he wanted.

hah, i was referring to how he got banned from facebook for [allegedly] being racist... but i bet he could do some pretty impressive damage to racial relations with whatever caption might come from him. :lol:
:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: Sarumaru on February 13, 2015, 11:23:14 AM
Cropping. It's easier than you think.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: Punch on February 13, 2015, 11:57:36 AM
Hah, I was thinking the same thing, nully... He could likely win this if he wanted.

hah, i was referring to how he got banned from facebook for [allegedly] being racist... but i bet he could do some pretty impressive damage to racial relations with whatever caption might come from him. :lol:

Arkhan, racist? What the f*ck.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: bob on February 14, 2015, 03:14:48 AM
I just did a quick search for alzadick and i cant believe what idiots are asking for this one now. I got it delivered for under 20 just a few months ago. Better get some good captions in. This one is becoming super r@re and HARD TO FIND. Maybe i should cancel this contest and post a "reasonable" WTS thread for $50. Such the deal!!
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: cjameslv on February 14, 2015, 03:25:20 AM
I just did a quick search for alzadick and i cant believe what idiots are asking for this one now. I got it delivered for under 20 just a few months ago. Better get some good captions in. This one is becoming super r@re and HARD TO FIND. Maybe i should cancel this contest and post a "reasonable" WTS thread for $50. Such the deal!!

Shit, don't be scared to raffle this. Think my first raffle here was splatterhouse and it gets about the same.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: bob on February 14, 2015, 03:26:50 AM
I just did a quick search for alzadick and i cant believe what idiots are asking for this one now. I got it delivered for under 20 just a few months ago. Better get some good captions in. This one is becoming super r@re and HARD TO FIND. Maybe i should cancel this contest and post a "reasonable" WTS thread for $50. Such the deal!!

Shit, don't be scared to raffle this. Think my first raffle here was splatterhouse and it gets about the same.

So that flew entirely over your head, huh?
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: cjameslv on February 14, 2015, 03:32:22 AM
I just did a quick search for alzadick and i cant believe what idiots are asking for this one now. I got it delivered for under 20 just a few months ago. Better get some good captions in. This one is becoming super r@re and HARD TO FIND. Maybe i should cancel this contest and post a "reasonable" WTS thread for $50. Such the deal!!

Shit, don't be scared to raffle this. Think my first raffle here was splatterhouse and it gets about the same.



So that flew entirely over your head, huh?

Well shit if you used "Rare" with the "" i woulda known  :lol:
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: jtucci31 on February 14, 2015, 05:35:26 AM
"Swipe right"

There it is!
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: Desh on February 14, 2015, 06:30:05 AM
Taneesha the Gekisha Gurl.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: bob on February 14, 2015, 07:31:06 AM
"Swipe right"

There it is!

Yup!  This one is closed guys, null wins.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: Sarumaru on February 14, 2015, 07:38:27 AM
"Swipe right"

There it is!

Yup!  This one is closed guys, null wins.

But.. i was present for this and so was tucci, do we get quarters of the disc?? :P
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: bob on February 14, 2015, 07:49:51 AM
it pays to be on DoxPhile.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: jtucci31 on February 14, 2015, 08:12:09 AM
"Swipe right"

There it is!

Yup!  This one is closed guys, null wins.

But.. i was present for this and so was tucci, do we get quarters of the disc?? :P

We get the prize of getting to buy it for ourselves in spite of everyone else. Yay us! Great raffle galam! :)
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: Sarumaru on February 14, 2015, 08:13:25 AM
Alzadick
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: toymachine78 on February 14, 2015, 08:19:02 AM
I didn't realize this was such a "R@RE" game. I guess I'll go ahead and drop the winning quote which was spoonfed to me by a 3rd party... at least until I can top it.

"Swipe right"
I don't get it. ???
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: toymachine78 on February 14, 2015, 08:25:22 AM
I didn't realize this was such a "R@RE" game. I guess I'll go ahead and drop the winning quote which was spoonfed to me by a 3rd party... at least until I can top it.

"Swipe right"
I don't get it. ???

tinder much?
Uh no...
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: toymachine78 on February 14, 2015, 09:14:58 AM
I didn't realize this was such a "R@RE" game. I guess I'll go ahead and drop the winning quote which was spoonfed to me by a 3rd party... at least until I can top it.

"Swipe right"
I don't get it. ???

tinder much?
Uh no...

uh... know how to use google?
Google? What's that? I rely on Jeeves at ask.com lol besides isn't tinder one of those trashy hookup social networks? I have no use for that.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: bob on February 14, 2015, 09:31:42 AM
I didn't realize this was such a "R@RE" game. I guess I'll go ahead and drop the winning quote which was spoonfed to me by a 3rd party... at least until I can top it.

"Swipe right"
I don't get it. ???

tinder much?
Uh no...

Check "swipe right" on Urban Dictionary. It will clarify.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: toymachine78 on February 14, 2015, 09:39:57 AM
I didn't realize this was such a "R@RE" game. I guess I'll go ahead and drop the winning quote which was spoonfed to me by a 3rd party... at least until I can top it.

"Swipe right"
I don't get it. ???

tinder much?
Uh no...

Check "swipe right" on Urban Dictionary. It will clarify.
Ah..... But that infers you approve of the person. That would not apply to me, but Nullity's judgement has always been questionable lol
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: bob on February 23, 2015, 02:34:26 AM
am i eligble to play?
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: cabbage on February 23, 2015, 02:35:22 AM
the 4 decks of cards
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: Dicer on February 23, 2015, 04:17:13 AM
Knife/Battleship-simon thingy/Michael Moore/Pokemon book
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: esteban on February 23, 2015, 08:19:11 AM
Alzadick
Buttahfly Knife
DVD
DVD
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: jtucci31 on February 23, 2015, 08:35:24 AM
Uhhh....

Shinobi
Apple Shirt
Butterfly Knife
Michael Moore 

???
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: poponon on February 23, 2015, 09:16:25 AM
maybe..

The 3 dvds and the $3.99 playing cards?
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: cjameslv on February 23, 2015, 10:26:13 AM
Unicorn meat
2x egg heads
simon/battleship game
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: Necromancer on February 24, 2015, 03:02:50 AM
Trick question.  He sent you everything BUT the Alzadick cd, jewel case, manual, and liner thingy.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: toymachine78 on February 24, 2015, 07:06:21 AM
Knife/unicorn meat/pokemon book/Michael Moore thingy
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: HailingTheThings on February 24, 2015, 09:18:14 AM
Yay! This is fun!!!

1.) Butterfly Knife
2.) Astronaut Box Thing (Up And To The Right of The Battleship/Simon/Mouse Trap Thing)
3.) 3.99 Playing Cards
4.) Handheld Gaming Console

Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: Desh on February 26, 2015, 02:00:04 PM
I'm gonna go with Sherlock Holmes box, Sega Genesis handheld thing, Unicorn Meat and butterfly knife.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: synbiosfan on February 26, 2015, 02:00:20 PM
Battleship/Simon thing
Unicorn Meat
Teddy Bear book
Three Blind Mice book

Those I  think you'd already own :P
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: xelement5x on March 04, 2015, 08:53:35 AM
Four were not sent...

Michael Moore
Knife
1 Pack of cards
The shirt
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: Punch on March 04, 2015, 04:13:57 PM
Knife
Pokémon! book
Michael Moore "Unabridged" movie
Blue Bed Sheet
Title: Re: Caption Contest 20 (raffle type thing). ALZADICK
Post by: xelement5x on March 05, 2015, 06:12:25 AM
(http://doxphile/random/cc20answer.jpg)

two entrants have tied for the win with 3/4 correct guesses. Prizes will be decided upon and announced when it is less middle-of-the-night.

thanks to galam, all the participants, and all of the little people who made this possible.


So the moral of this story is, you like getting horse meat in you.