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Non-NEC Console Related Discussion => Console Chat => Topic started by: bob on March 06, 2015, 12:18:14 AM

Title: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: bob on March 06, 2015, 12:18:14 AM

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive a sealed, brand new Golden Sun for DS.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Golden_Sun_Dark_Dawn.jpg)

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.

No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD

(http://dotsandloops.com/caption/cc21.jpg)

DISCLAIMER:A couple things need to happen before I call a winner.
A, We need a few entries, I like to wait until we are at least reach page 2 of the thread
B. When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)

Title: Re: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: Necromancer on March 06, 2015, 02:03:57 AM

Hit the Ice 2 - worst sequel ever.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: Desh on March 06, 2015, 02:19:52 AM

While filming FMV sequences for the new game T.V. Sports Figure Skating, Vadim Shitslov could not hide the fact he shit himself while lifting partner Anna Zykov.  You can tell it was a real stinker by the look of horror on Anna ' s face.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: xelement5x on March 06, 2015, 03:08:02 AM

Is this how you find the G-spot?

Title: Re: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: SephirothTNH on March 06, 2015, 03:13:40 AM

Ladies and gentlemen.  Welcome to Kamasutra on ice nullity's magical chase through cjameslv.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: TheOldMan on March 06, 2015, 04:39:25 AM

Not an entry:

Kimmi realizes she should have taken that diet seriously...

Title: Re: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: cjameslv on March 06, 2015, 06:08:31 AM

Well if your gonna raffle this shit crap, might as well make it a pile of crap...

Bonus addon for winner:
Official Prima Strategy Guide

Yeah that's right, whoever wins will also win a sealed strategy guide for it.

(http://i61.tinypic.com/2a9zomw.jpg)

Title: Re: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: bob on March 06, 2015, 06:14:44 AM

Quote from: cjameslv on March 06, 2015, 06:08:31 AM

Well if your gonna raffle this shit crap, might as well make it a pile of crap...

Bonus addon for winner:
Official Prima Strategy Guide

Yeah that's right, whoever wins will also win a sealed strategy guide for it.

(http://i61.tinypic.com/2a9zomw.jpg)

Please don't hijack.  I always post the winner in the thread, feel free to PM them and see if they want the guide.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: toymachine78 on March 06, 2015, 10:22:05 AM

The american cover art for Future Boy Conan ( MIRAI SHŌNEN CONAN)

Title: Re: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: HailingTheThings on March 06, 2015, 05:04:12 PM

Blue Boy - "Please don't shit! Please don't shit!"

Red Girl - "Please don't shit! Please don't shit!"

Title: Re: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: wildfruit on March 07, 2015, 04:23:24 AM

Sergei realises Anya took the idea of a reach around too far.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: InfraMan on March 07, 2015, 06:41:10 AM

"Oh man, I can't wait to try out my awesome new Ping-Pong Ball Launcher™! Ready.... aim......."

Title: Re: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: Medic_wheat on March 07, 2015, 04:06:15 PM

"The next  DoxPhile Facebook profile"

Title: Re: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: esteban on March 08, 2015, 11:45:45 AM

 (http://junk.tg-16.com/images/Xanadu_Skaters.jpg) 

NOT an entry, obviously, but this was the only way I wanted to contribute to this thread.

SO SUCK MY LEFT ONE.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: esteban on March 08, 2015, 12:29:28 PM

Quote from: nullity on March 08, 2015, 11:50:14 AM

Esteban, at least you didn't do Dracula X with that... because, you know... depending on the time of the month, the vampiric blood sucking could be construed as icky.

Well, for either game, "X" marks the spot.

Or so they say.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: bob on March 10, 2015, 06:54:51 AM

I MIGHT alter the rule for that one.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 21 (raffle type thing).
Post by: cjameslv on March 23, 2015, 05:59:29 AM

Soooo, you got a winner yet there galam?