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Title: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: MotherGunner on May 07, 2015, 12:37:58 PM
PSA:  IT'S OKAY TO BE A MAN AND PISS WHILE SITTING DOWN SO LONG AS YOU ARE ALSO IN THE PROCESS OF TAKING A SHIT! ](*,)

I was at work in the restroom stall and someone walks in, drops 'em, pushes out a mega turd, and after a few seconds, he stands up and pisses!  Second time it happens! Same guy!

That is some crazy ass extraterrestrial muscle control right there!  What a mindf*ck!  I can't even begin to try that stunt, can you?

Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: esteban on May 07, 2015, 01:01:27 PM
I don't believe it. :) well, I could never do that.

Also, it far more satisfying for me to release liquids and solids whenever they want liberation.
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: MrBroadway on May 07, 2015, 03:55:45 PM
For some reason that reminded me of the kids (haven't noticed it since elementary school) who dropped their pants all the way to the floor before taking a piss.
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Post by: ProfessorProfessorson on May 07, 2015, 04:06:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc
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Post by: ccovell on May 07, 2015, 04:54:50 PM
Fun fact: 30% of Japanese men sit solely while urinating.  What is the cause of this?  Interesting guesses below...
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: MrBroadway on May 07, 2015, 05:46:52 PM
Fun fact: 30% of Japanese men sit solely while urinating.  What is the cause of this?  Interesting guesses below...

It's becoming more popular in Germany, too, so much that a lawsuit was filed over it:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30937492
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: seieienbu on May 07, 2015, 09:35:49 PM
...do they just not have urinals in Germany?  Also, lawl, "sitzpinkler" is clearly the best word.
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Post by: Warbucks on May 08, 2015, 01:51:17 AM
This thread just confuses me. #-o
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Post by: Necromancer on May 08, 2015, 02:10:11 AM
MotherGunner is trying to take the reigns for the Soop of the Day.
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Post by: Opethian on May 08, 2015, 02:21:40 AM
don't tell Donna!
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Post by: Lost Monkey on May 08, 2015, 02:41:20 AM
Sometimes I'll sit down just in case a surprise shit comes along...
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Post by: VenomMacbeth on May 08, 2015, 03:41:16 AM
I almost always pee sitting down for a number of reasons.  The most pertinent being that I was raised primarily by women.  Being uncircumcised & slightly crooked isn't doing me any favors either, though. 
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: MNKyDeth on May 08, 2015, 04:46:34 AM
I think it depends on the situation.

Standing up is fine, but peeing on/around everything but the toilet you obviously need to clean it up.

We have waterless urinals where I work. I usually try to avoid them as I don't want any pee splashing back at me cause this will most likely contain pee from the previous people that used the waterless urinal.
Stahl's are fine to stand in but notice the top statement. Sometimes I wouldn't want to sit anyways.

I usually only sit to pee if I want to stay a while and not work for a bit or read my phone and catch up on the latest news. At home.... doesn't matter as long as I keep it clean, how I want it.
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: Jibbajaba on May 08, 2015, 07:04:10 AM
I always pee sitting down when I am at home (or in anyone's home).  Standing up to pee into a urinal is great, but into a bowl of water not so much. 
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: MrBroadway on May 08, 2015, 07:11:34 AM
I always pee sitting down when I am at home (or in anyone's home).  Standing up to pee into a urinal is great, but into a bowl of water not so much.
I feel like I don't get everything out when I pee sitting.
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Post by: sirhcman on May 08, 2015, 07:18:35 AM
I am really at a loss for words here, lol!
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Post by: ClodBuster on May 08, 2015, 07:22:09 AM
I feel like I don't get everything out when I pee sitting.
For me, it's the other way around.


I feel like I should start another poll on peeing.
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: Joe Redifer on May 08, 2015, 08:14:25 AM
You push the turd out first and then you stand to pee so you can cut the turd in half with your pee stream.
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: esteban on May 08, 2015, 08:31:54 AM
I always sit down to pee at home.

I  AM THE ONE WHO CLEANS THE BATHROOMS and life is easier when you don't have to clean up the splatters.

SHUT UP. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO STOP piss+toilet water from splattering in the vicinity of the toilet. UNLESS YOU ARE VERY SHORT. OR, if you stand directly over the bowl, SQUAT, and sim straight down. Even then, you'll probably get splatter.

SITTING = CIVILIZED & CLEANER (at home)





Outside of the home, at a public restroom or restaurant, I piss in the sink.
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: CPTBadAss on May 08, 2015, 10:05:26 AM
Wow. I learned way more about esteban then I ever wanted to in that post :))
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Post by: MrBroadway on May 08, 2015, 10:33:26 AM
Well, I was going reply, but I think I just TMI'd myself.
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Post by: Jibbajaba on May 08, 2015, 11:46:06 AM
I always sit down to pee at home.

I  AM THE ONE WHO CLEANS THE BATHROOMS and life is easier when you don't have to clean up the splatters.

SHUT UP. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO STOP piss+toilet water from splattering in the vicinity of the toilet. UNLESS YOU ARE VERY SHORT. OR, if you stand directly over the bowl, SQUAT, and sim straight down. Even then, you'll probably get splatter.

SITTING = CIVILIZED & CLEANER (at home)





Outside of the home, at a public restroom or restaurant, I piss in the sink.


The more time goes by, the more I think that Este is my favorite person here.  I think we're brothers-from-another-mother.
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: sirhcman on May 08, 2015, 12:25:53 PM
The more time goes by, the more I think that Este is my favorite person here.  I think we're brothers-from-another-mother.

I smell at Le Turbo Doodle / CGQ collaboration in the future! ;)
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: Jibbajaba on May 08, 2015, 01:18:21 PM
The more time goes by, the more I think that Este is my favorite person here.  I think we're brothers-from-another-mother.

I smell at Le Turbo Doodle / CGQ collaboration in the future! ;)

I already tried.  Esteban said I was "small potatoes" and to "ask again when you have at least 10k subscribers."  Apparently he doesn't want to "devalue his brand."

But he sits down when he pees, which means he is always welcome in my house.
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: MotherGunner on May 08, 2015, 02:26:56 PM
Guys, read it again.  How can you possibly HOLD your piss WHILE trying to shit first, only to stand up and pee within seconds later?

This is not about the merits of pissing sitting down but whether holding the urge to pee while pushing out a turd is even possible!  Don't believe me?  Try it!

Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: Jibbajaba on May 08, 2015, 03:16:29 PM
Guys, read it again.  How can you possibly HOLD your piss WHILE trying to shit first, only to stand up and pee within seconds later?

This is not about the merits of pissing sitting down but whether holding the urge to pee while pushing out a turd is even possible!  Don't believe me?  Try it!



Shit (no pun intended), I didn't even think about that.  Next time I take a dump, I'm going to see if I can hold the pee in while letting the doodie out.  I bet I can't do it.
Title: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: esteban on May 08, 2015, 03:20:03 PM
Guys, read it again.  How can you possibly HOLD your piss WHILE trying to shit first, only to stand up and pee within seconds later?

This is not about the merits of pissing sitting down but whether holding the urge to pee while pushing out a turd is even possible!  Don't believe me?  Try it!

We talked about that, exhausted the concept, and then continued the conversation down other avenues.

:)

Look at my first comment. There is no way I could possibly pull off the feat. I don't even know if I believe it.

I have, of course, an explanation, but you guys would (likely) be grossed out.





Sherlock Esteban Holmes:

The conundrum posed by the original post, is, in fact, easily explained.

The ordinary observer assumes that the mysterious man in the adjacent stall is flaccid.

That, comrades, is a fatal flaw.

The enigmatic man in the stall next door, naturally, begins his dump with a cock that is hard as a rock (or, at least semi-hard).

He LITERALLY CAN'T PISS, even if he wanted to.

Of course, he can bake a loaf...or two...before he is flaccid. THEREUPON HE STANDS UP TO PISS, indubitably.

:)
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: MrBroadway on May 08, 2015, 03:31:28 PM
Brilliant!
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Post by: VenomMacbeth on May 08, 2015, 04:02:03 PM
I kind of have a hard time shitting with a boner...
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: MotherGunner on May 08, 2015, 05:05:51 PM
But to have a boner twice in a row?

Edit: And I said seconds within shitting so how can he go from boner to flaccid so fast?? Unless he jerks and orgasms during the push!  (Also a near impossible feat!) So confused...
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: Jibbajaba on May 08, 2015, 06:28:22 PM
Wait, is it not normal to orgasm when you shit? 
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: esteban on May 08, 2015, 09:45:26 PM

But to have a boner twice in a row?

Edit: And I said seconds within shitting so how can he go from boner to flaccid so fast?? Unless he jerks and orgasms during the push!  (Also a near impossible feat!) So confused...

After consulting with Watt's son, I think our mystery man entered the bathroom semi-hard. The bathroom, which is gross and nasty, combined with  the painful carbuncles he squeezes out with his sphincter, put him on FastTrak to Flaccidville.

ProTIP: I am making a "proof-of -concept" video to demonstrate the viability of my theory.
Title: Re: So here's a crazy head-scratcher....
Post by: MotherGunner on May 09, 2015, 09:44:48 AM
Great, Esty.  Make sure to include spanish subtitles!