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Title: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: nullity on May 22, 2015, 07:39:54 AM
Ever since Hail drew our attention to the existence of "jo crystals" in the Random Picture thread, I've been fascinated by them. My first life experience with them, thanks to esteemed bro cjameslv, proved to me that they are in fact real.

(http://doxphile/random/chargeup.jpg)

I cannot keep the confidence bestowed upon me by a charged crystal to myself. In fact, by its very nature, it must be shared (in order to recharge).  To this end, I have procured many jo crystals from a chinese mystic and have begun slowly sharing them with those whom I deem worthy.

This thread is the place where the worthy members of the Order of the JO Bro may share photos of their crystals.  I'll start.  This one is mine. Sorry it is so bright; it was freshly charged.  I'd recommend photographing uncharged crystals... the glowing essence isn't visible to the naked eye but the ccd/cmos sensors in digital cameras are hyper sensitive to it.

(http://doxphile/random/jocrystal.jpg)
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: esteban on May 22, 2015, 09:06:39 AM
Freshly charged.
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: cjameslv on May 22, 2015, 05:51:21 PM
I just realized we have some pretty huge crystals hangin from our necks int hat photo. No wonder we must practice so much to keep them charged up...
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: esteban on May 22, 2015, 07:26:03 PM
I don't understand why more folks haven't joined this conversation.

I guess they are too busy charging their crystals.
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: HailingTheThings on May 23, 2015, 11:50:10 AM
^^ This ^^

#Apologies.
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: esteban on May 23, 2015, 11:54:03 AM
UPDATE: I am currently charging my crystal.
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: MrBroadway on May 23, 2015, 01:06:32 PM
Guys...

http://www.reddit.com/r/GlitchInTheMatrix/comments/2txy8n/amethyst_moved_on_its_own/
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: cjameslv on May 23, 2015, 02:52:33 PM
Guys...

http://www.reddit.com/r/GlitchInTheMatrix/comments/2txy8n/amethyst_moved_on_its_own/


WTF? Moonlight? No wonder their crystals just barely move and ours glow...They are charging them wrong!
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: HailingTheThings on May 23, 2015, 03:49:31 PM
Need to jack charge by moonlight for full effect.

(http://i.imgur.com/Cmi7GUa.jpg)
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: jtucci31 on May 23, 2015, 03:53:31 PM
I have mine ready for easy access. I usually charge it up right before I start playing anything.
(http://i62.tinypic.com/2irrwvc.jpg)
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: esteban on May 23, 2015, 03:53:57 PM
Yeah, I thought everybody knew you have to jack charge under moonlight to max out the crystal.
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: MrBroadway on May 23, 2015, 04:54:34 PM
Yeah, I thought everybody knew you have to jack charge under moonlight to max out the crystal.
Poor girl can't JO.
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: MrBroadway on May 24, 2015, 03:34:24 AM
Yeah, I thought everybody knew you have to jack charge under moonlight to max out the crystal.
Poor girl can't JO.

are you saying you have lady parts?? Google it, there are still methods that charge crystals.
No, but moon crystal girl does. My JO crystals get charged all the time.
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: Otaking on May 25, 2015, 11:27:37 PM
I was just watching a new video on the Game Chasers channel and I noticed Billy is wearing a JO Crystal!
But his one looks like it's dark blue, does that mean his is super charged?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OnjVOEhxUSk
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: MrBroadway on May 26, 2015, 02:52:28 AM
I was just watching a new video on the Game Chasers channel and I noticed Billy is wearing a JO Crystal!
But his one looks like it's dark blue, does that mean his is super charged?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OnjVOEhxUSk
Like blue balls, blue crystals means they haven't been charged in a while. He needs to get at it!
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: Otaking on May 26, 2015, 09:51:17 AM
(http://www.geekadelphia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/600full-the-dark-crystal-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: HailingTheThings on May 26, 2015, 10:21:07 AM
I was just watching a new video on the Game Chasers...

But his one looks like it's dark blue, does that mean his is super charged?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OnjVOEhxUSk


Watch the show more and you will soon find that there is a reason why his is so dark... so blue...

(http://i.imgur.com/52x4NVf.jpg)
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: MrBroadway on May 26, 2015, 11:08:28 AM
That video was disturbing.
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: esteban on May 26, 2015, 01:59:06 PM

That video was disturbing.

I couldn't watch more than a minute. It boggles the mind.
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: wildfruit on June 02, 2015, 01:38:05 PM
I just charged mine twice in a row.
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: MrBroadway on June 02, 2015, 01:43:24 PM
I just charged mine twice in a row.
Did you feel that psychic connection going on? Because I did.  :dance:
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: wildfruit on June 02, 2015, 05:52:44 PM
I just charged mine twice in a row.
Did you feel that psychic connection going on? Because I did.  :dance:
I still do!
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: esteban on June 03, 2015, 12:56:48 AM
Crystal recharging about to commence in...5, 4, 3, tooooooooooooooooooooo...
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: HailingTheThings on July 21, 2015, 03:25:40 PM
BUMP

you know who you are... all 4 of you.  Post your crystal pics now or I'll post the ashleymadison.com leaked pics of you crystal charging...

ball is in your court.

You're an AshleyMadison.com leaked pics of you crystal charging...
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: sirhcman on July 21, 2015, 03:48:25 PM
BUMP

you know who you are... all 4 of you.  Post your crystal pics now or I'll post the ashleymadison.com leaked pics of you crystal charging...

ball is in your court.

lol, idle threat
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: Desh on July 21, 2015, 03:58:46 PM
I'm having a hard time getting my crystal charged, it's so limp and weak.  Perhaps it is do to the energy I spent popping caps and stabbing my way through the ghetto to procure these great examples of obey today.

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/SHOracer14/Mobile Uploads/20150721_212015_zpsj4jnfhmv.jpg) (http://s5.photobucket.com/user/SHOracer14/media/Mobile Uploads/20150721_212015_zpsj4jnfhmv.jpg.html)
Title: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: esteban on July 22, 2015, 02:40:33 AM
I'm having a hard time getting my crystal charged, it's so limp and weak.  Perhaps it is do to the energy I spent popping caps and stabbing my way through the ghetto to procure these great examples of obey today.

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/SHOracer14/Mobile Uploads/20150721_212015_zpsj4jnfhmv.jpg) (http://s5.photobucket.com/user/SHOracer14/media/Mobile Uploads/20150721_212015_zpsj4jnfhmv.jpg.html)


I just charged up my JO Crystal looking at the photo you shared.

As they say, a picture is worth a thousand strokes.

Thank you.

Sherlock Holmes gets me sweaty.
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: xelement5x on July 23, 2015, 03:35:48 AM
(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/353/19757010339_71ec8f19b3_z.jpg)
Super Sonic JO POWER!
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: bob on July 24, 2015, 03:09:29 AM
I'm keeping my crystal sealed until I meet null in person.  I've been told that the first charge is the best.

(http://dotsandloops.com/games/jobro.jpg)
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: Lost Monkey on July 24, 2015, 10:01:19 AM
If any of you notice your crystal glowing, that is just me...  just carry on, I won't be long...
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: Arkhan on July 24, 2015, 10:33:58 AM
how do you guys think I made the glow in the dark Atlanteans
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: esteban on January 29, 2017, 07:25:20 AM
Should I bring more of these for MGC goers? Still stings that not every lucky recipient posted here. -_-

Stings.

:)

This was a sticker I had in fourth grade:

"I've been Stung by Sting."

It was from an educational magazine, and it was supposed to appeal to kids, so it also included:

"Of it's too LOUD, then you're too OLD."

I loved that damn sticker sheet.

I wish I still had the SOLID GOLD sticker. I think it was referring to a certified gold record?

Or was it referring to classic disco songs?

I still don't know.
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: Dicer on February 01, 2017, 01:17:57 PM
Chargin this bad boy right now, then apparently it's time to do some dusting...

(http://i.imgur.com/NvKnZ4v.jpg?1)
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: SuperGrafx on February 03, 2017, 02:07:54 PM
All this talk of JO Crystals makes me feel like I'm missing out something special.

Where can I obtain one of these treasured items?
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: Zero_Gamer on February 03, 2017, 02:58:54 PM
All this talk of JO Crystals makes me feel like I'm missing out something special.

Where can I obtain one of these treasured items?
Under the turbob table at MGC, that's where Nullity will be.
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: esteban on February 09, 2017, 04:00:40 AM
CURRENTLY CHARGING JO CRYTAL.

HuCARD in slot: Kung Fu

CD in tray: It Came From the Desert
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: sirhcman on July 26, 2017, 09:39:15 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sirhcman/20150513_183347_zpsnltisjhi.jpg)
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: esteban on July 26, 2017, 11:27:19 AM
Currently charging JO KRYSTALL...

HuCARD in slot: Hany and Lemon

CD in tray: ROM ROM Karaoke (volume ???)
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: ClodBuster on August 02, 2017, 11:54:31 PM
How about putting it on your steering wheel, like this?

(http://i.imgur.com/8XrMJC5.jpg)
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: esteban on August 03, 2017, 12:48:03 AM
How about putting it on your steering wheel, like this?

(http://i.imgur.com/8XrMJC5.jpg)


Hahahhahhahahha.

Bouncing Betty has nothing on this....
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: Arkhan on August 05, 2017, 08:09:20 PM
the irony of it being an ankh inside that thing.

what a dildo
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: xelement5x on January 23, 2018, 08:59:20 AM
Shameless repost from the Random Pictures Thread because I don't think Nully saw it:

(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4609/39126902784_6450364f70_z.jpg)
Title: Re: JO Crystal Appreciation Thread
Post by: esteban on January 23, 2018, 11:31:57 AM
*as I type this, I am recharging my jo crystal*