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Non-NEC Console Related Discussion => Console Chat => Topic started by: bob on July 15, 2016, 02:43:36 AM
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The caption this time has a theme: Give this guy a pick up line. How will he ask her out?
(http://dotsandloops.com/caption/cc29.jpg)
Winner will recieve a copy of OutRun 2 for XBOX (CIC, disc is very good)
I won this in a raffle here a while back, played it quite a bit and it's time to let it go.
RULES:
[ul][li]One entry per person. (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple. So try to top yourself!)[/li][li]I will ship free to the US-48 and Sparky. International contributors will need to cover shipping.[/li][li]No Photo-chop jobs. You cant alter the image.[/li][li]When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)[/li][li]No post limit needed.[/li][li]If you don't want to win, please just mention that if you decide to play anyway.[/li][/ul]
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"I have a complete, pristine collection of TG-16 games..."
"...sealed in boxes."
*not an entry
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"wanna play pat-a-cake?"
(not an entry)
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The only thing I can think of when I see this picture is: "would you like a Walnetto?" Watched too many reruns of Laugh-In when I was a kid, I guess.
Anyhow, I'm also not entering. I've got a copy of Outrun 2, which is actually pretty fun. Hope you get some good entries and it finds a good home.
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"Are you a Trump supporter? Cuz I like whips and chains."
</tasteless racist political humor>
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Man, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam. That would rock, I love that game. Sucks the Ferrari license expired.
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Man, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam. That would rock, I love that game. Sucks the Ferrari license expired.
if i read this as a pick-up line, its actually the one to beat.
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It's okay if you use to me a man. I'm cool with it.
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It's okay if you use to me a man. I'm cool with it.
caresless spelling errors swill neber win
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I wanna know where the hell you find these pictures.
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Man, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam. That would rock, I love that game. Sucks the Ferrari license expired.
if i read this as a pick-up line, its actually the one to beat.
Oh, and you better believe it was intended as such. Nothing will get panties more wet than some steamy Outrun 2 talk.
(Edited for maximum punnage)
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Sooooo..... Wanna f*ck? I've got a Mysterious Dong.
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Hay girl, Poké Balls is free up in dis PokéStop.
Haha... Gotta Baltoy in my pants if you want to catch it lol
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Hey I don't play Pokemon Go, want to f*ck?
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Hay girl, Poké Balls is free up in dis PokéStop.
Haha... Gotta Baltoy in my pants if you want to catch it lol
Haha... I was going to say something about catching a squirtle but opted to keep it short.
Shit... Had we added our ideas, we'd be winners!
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Didn't read amended contest rules, these are getting too difficult...
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It's okay if you use to me a man. I'm cool with it.
caresless spelling errors swill neber win
Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but, you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open minded.
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(not an entry. It doesn't fit the rules)
"Damn Miss Daisy. I didn't know pikachu could do that to your car...."
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Didn't read amended contest rules, these are getting too difficult...
amended rules?? i didnt see what you posted before edit.
(not an entry. It doesn't fit the rules)
"Damn Miss Daisy. I didn't know pikachu could do that to your car...."
what is not in the rules?
you guys are confusing a guy that is confused easily.
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bump for a couple more entries if interested.
gonna call it thursday.
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(http://dotsandloops.com/caption/cc29.jpg)
Did you hear I am going to be in season 7 of the walking dead? I'll let you pet my tiger and play with my cane if you go out with me.
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Not an entry, but I can't resist.....
"Sorry Hillary, but we have to stop meeting like this.."
"Oh, Barak, Michelle will never know. She's too busy chasing pokemon."
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My submission for best pickup line:
(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/06ce/tdo27x7jjdgmumg4g.jpg)
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"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen... Oh, hey... You gonna eat that squirrel over there or.. Is it cool if I just help mys...."
*awkward silence*
"So... You like Chess?"
(Not an entry)
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Man, I wish you could still get Afterburner Climax on Xbox Live. That would rock, I love that game. Sucks the licenses for all the airplanes expired.
Fix'd.
Outrun 2006: Coast to Coast is still available as a physical disc for PC for next-to-nothing. Runs even fine on Windows 10, 64 bit. Highly recommended.
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"Yes it's as big as you are imagining it to be..."
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I have the game but I wanted to contribute.
"Want to come over to my place and play Rez with me? I have the trance vibrator with the washable cover."
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I just started a TG16 collection...
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"The way you are holding your purse makes me believe you didn't vote for Obama. Let me corn hole you, I'll vote for Hillary, and we'll call it even."
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rape
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All I see is a gender-swapped version of the final scene of the matrix movie.
https://youtu.be/qTnBVDKuNdI?t=121
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Well now that you are in my bed, why dont you put down the purse, take off the coat, and let's get comfy. I'll see if I can find some extra newspaper.
I gotta little MD bananna red too if that will help you relax.
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"Is that your purse?.......That's a nice purse."
(i hope somebody recognizes that line)
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Man, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam. That would rock, I love that game. Sucks the Ferrari license expired.
winner. prize was already shipped and i forgot to update the thread.
i liked the obama/hillary one too, but that wasnt an enrty.
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Man, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam. That would rock, I love that game. Sucks the Ferrari license expired.
winner. prize was already shipped and i forgot to update the thread.
i liked the obama/hillary one too, but that wasnt an enrty.
You picked the obvious choice, good call!