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Non-NEC Console Related Discussion => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: Kitsunexus on March 18, 2007, 04:56:20 PM

Title: Windows Vista Joke
Post by: Kitsunexus on March 18, 2007, 04:56:20 PM
This is an old Windows 95-era joke that I found, and modernized a bit:
Quote
God looks down on the earth and decides he's had enough. With a crack of thunder, he summons to heaven the 3 most powerful people on Earth: George W. Bush, Vladmir Putin, ans Bill Gates.
 
"Gentlemen," God says, "I have called you here because I am truly disappointed in humans and have decided to end the world. You have one week to prepare your people." With a crack of thunder, God sends all 3 back to Earth.

George W. Bush calls together his Cabinet and tells them: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is a God. The bad news is he's pissed off and he's going to end the world in a week."

Vladmir Putin calls together his Parliament and says: "Cornrades, I have bad news and I have worse news. The bad news is we were wrong, there is a God. The worse news is he's mad at us and the world is going to end in a week."

Bill Gates calls together his top engineers and says: "I have good news and better news. The good news is God considers me one of the three most powerful people on Earth. The better news is we DON'T have to make ANY more patches for Windows Vista. :lol:
Title: Re: Windows Vista Joke
Post by: SignOfZeta on March 19, 2007, 12:31:01 AM
Wow, Americans still consider Russians to be God-less? This joke needs some more updating. A little funny would be nice too.
Title: Re: Windows Vista Joke
Post by: guyjin on March 19, 2007, 01:31:44 AM
i think this joke is far older than windows '95. I could imagine the punchline being about nobody having to fix the pinto.  :|
Title: Re: Windows Vista Joke
Post by: FM-77 on March 19, 2007, 01:58:01 AM
A boring joke.
Title: Re: Windows Vista Joke
Post by: Kitsunexus on March 19, 2007, 10:47:27 AM
Note to self, never share a " real PC" joke on a "PC-Engine" board. Sorry to interrupt you guys, you can go back to talking about Naruto. >_>
Title: Re: Windows Vista Joke
Post by: Michael Helgeson on March 19, 2007, 01:50:34 PM
Actually I liked it. Esp since I hate all 3 of the guys involved in the joke. Nice play on the original.
Title: Re: Windows Vista Joke
Post by: Joe Redifer on March 19, 2007, 01:53:40 PM
So what do you guys think of Naruto episode 4-3?  I think Naruto goes way too far in his Narutism for me to feel completely comfortable.  I mean, where does he get off?  Just because he has yellow spiky hair, a headband and little lines drawn on his face does not give him any right to order the 9 tailed fox to "tail rape" 9 different anime girls simultaneously. 
Title: Re: Windows Vista Joke
Post by: Kitsunexus on March 19, 2007, 02:43:48 PM
Just because he has yellow spiky hair, a headband and little lines drawn on his face does not give him any right to order the 9 tailed fox to "tail rape" 9 different anime girls simultaneously. 

If he actually did that, the entire series would be on my HD right now.
Title: Re: Windows Vista Joke
Post by: Joe Redifer on March 19, 2007, 03:02:52 PM
NEWS FLASH:  Kitsunexus likes it when young girls are raped... especially by animals!
Title: Re: Windows Vista Joke
Post by: Kitsunexus on March 19, 2007, 03:08:18 PM
Since when is that a news flash?

/lolifur FTW
Title: Re: Windows Vista Joke
Post by: Michael Helgeson on March 19, 2007, 04:01:48 PM
NEWS FLASH:  Kitsunexus likes it when young girls are raped... especially by animals!

9 tailed animals mind you.
Title: Re: Windows Vista Joke
Post by: Hobo Xiphas on March 22, 2007, 10:11:21 AM
This is my new favorite thread on this board.

Who here likes Tails\Sonic slash fan fiction?

EDIT: Where is this Naruto thread you are talking about?  I bet that thread is just as good as this one!
Title: Re: Windows Vista Joke
Post by: Dark Fact on March 27, 2007, 05:54:25 AM
This thread sure got train wrecked. :P

Yeah, that joke did kinda suck.  Then again, most jokes on the Internet do. :roll:
Quote from: Joe Redifer
So what do you guys think of Naruto episode 4-3?  I think Naruto goes way too far in his Narutism for me to feel completely comfortable.  I mean, where does he get off?  Just because he has yellow spiky hair, a headband and little lines drawn on his face does not give him any right to order the 9 tailed fox to "tail rape" 9 different anime girls simultaneously.
Whiskers...Naruto has whiskers...like a nine-tailed fox. :wink: