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Title: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: TR0N on October 05, 2007, 10:21:56 PM
I don't know about you guy but this seller  :shock:
http://cgi.ebay.com/BONKS-Adventure-Turbografx-Turbo-Grafx-16-Complete_W0QQItemZ150167036588QQihZ005QQ
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Turbo D on October 05, 2007, 10:36:40 PM
Oh no! The creepy fetish pr0n lady is back again with another quality TurboGrafx-16 game  :shock:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: kid_rondeau on October 06, 2007, 01:18:00 AM
I think she's working on a home-brew game called "Bonk's Popcorn Party".... :?
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Tatsujin on October 06, 2007, 01:30:02 AM
fascinating
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: WoodyXP on October 06, 2007, 03:34:23 AM
You can't say she doesn't stand behind her products.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: kid_rondeau on October 06, 2007, 05:23:52 AM
You can't say she doesn't stand behind her products.

....that was either the corniest or funniest joke I've heard all week! :-k
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on October 06, 2007, 08:22:34 AM
You can't say she doesn't stand behind her products.

My good sir, you have just won yourself an Internet.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ceti alpha on October 06, 2007, 09:11:15 AM
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You can't say she doesn't stand behind her products.

 :mrgreen: haha

But seriously guys, what the hell is up with that?  :-s
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on October 06, 2007, 10:12:28 AM
The even scarier thing is that she's into hentai (http://cgi.ebay.com/LA-Blue-Girl-3-Disk-Box-Set-100-Complete_W0QQitemZ150167071748QQihZ005QQcategoryZ617QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem).

Not that being into hentai is a BAD thing (I speak from experience, natch) but damn lady, why did you have to taint hentai with your nasty popcorn feet?  :cry:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ceti alpha on October 06, 2007, 10:19:01 AM
Oh my goodness.  :-&
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Keranu on October 06, 2007, 11:34:42 AM
Haha, yeah Vestcoat posted a thread about this lady before here. I got a big kick out of it! Creepy old lady selling a creepy old game!  :mrgreen:

I'd totally have a popcorn feet party with her though.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nat on October 06, 2007, 11:43:21 AM
Feet are icky and by far the worst part of the body. I don't understand people who have a foot fetish.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: OldTurboBastard on October 06, 2007, 12:02:12 PM
You can't say she doesn't stand behind her products.

I think she just lowered the going rate for a Bonks Adventure in the box by a few bucks.

I'll take the one WITHOUT the creepy old lady, thank you...

Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ceti alpha on October 06, 2007, 02:16:15 PM
Quote
Feet are icky and by far the worst part of the body. I don't understand people who have a foot fetish.

Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nodtveidt on October 06, 2007, 02:18:20 PM
I dunno...I kinda like the "creepy old lady".
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on October 06, 2007, 03:01:23 PM
Well I mean yeah, she seems kind of nice personality-wise but shes f*cking disgusting.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: schnuth on October 06, 2007, 05:21:51 PM
This lady's auctions creep me out.  But hey, maybe someone would like to see her in a wet t-shirt.   :shock:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Wet-Tee-Shirt-Contest-Sexy-MILF-Photos-Pics_W0QQitemZ150168097263QQihZ005QQcategoryZ4826QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Yikes.

Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: theoakwoody on October 06, 2007, 06:30:36 PM
Sexy Milf photos? Try Gilf. :dance:

My personal fav of her auctions:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Hyrule-Horror-Link-Battles-ToeRa-Feet-Photo-Pic-Set_W0QQitemZ150167095414QQihZ005QQcategoryZ4827QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Wowy,wow,wow,wow 
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Necromancer on October 06, 2007, 07:42:34 PM
She's baaa-ack and as spooky as ever.  My theory is that she's a school teacher whoring herself out to students, letting them pay with games, and then selling them on ebay.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: WoodyXP on October 06, 2007, 09:01:12 PM
You'd all hit it.  Twice.  :dance:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on October 06, 2007, 09:22:37 PM
You'd all hit it.  Twice.  :dance:

With a baseball bat, yes.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Turbo D on October 06, 2007, 09:40:37 PM
WoodyXP is a pr0n star, he doesn't discriminate  :wink:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nat on October 06, 2007, 09:41:03 PM
You'd all hit it.  Twice.  :dance:

Oh hellllll  no.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: WoodyXP on October 06, 2007, 09:57:45 PM

Word.  I can dick'em down.  Equal opportunity.  8)


You'd all hit it.  Twice.  :dance:

Oh hellllll  no.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: bust3dstr8 on October 06, 2007, 10:07:23 PM
I would never buy from her, be too scared she would pack the game in her crusty rotten onion smelling  panties :-&
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Turbo D on October 06, 2007, 10:37:00 PM
LMFAO! You never know when someone is going to throw in a free "gift"  :lol:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: schnuth on October 07, 2007, 09:05:18 AM
Sexy Milf photos? Try Gilf. :dance:

My personal fav of her auctions:

Wowy,wow,wow,wow 

Holy shit that's funny.  I wonder how many people actually buy her stuff?

Aaron

Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: WoodyXP on October 07, 2007, 02:24:23 PM

Wanna hear something really scary?  We've probably bought things from people that are
creepier and scuzzier than her... we just haven't seen their pictures!!  :shock:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on October 07, 2007, 02:35:14 PM
Let's all hope she doesn't sell her Japanese copy of Rez...
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Keranu on October 07, 2007, 03:23:54 PM
Let's all hope she doesn't sell her Japanese copy of Rez...
Hahahaha :lol: !
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Black Tiger on October 07, 2007, 09:26:35 PM

Wanna hear something really scary?  We've probably bought things from people that are
creepier and scuzzier than her... we just haven't seen their pictures!!  :shock:

My Neo Geo CD system came covered in a layer of grease and stank like smoke. And it actually came from a japanese seller that way.

I don't want to know how it came to get like that.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on October 07, 2007, 09:31:40 PM
I don't want to know how it came to get like that.

Sumo wrestlers in gay biker bars need love too, even if that love comes from a game console.



 :shock: I apologize, we should have not traveled down that road.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: WoodyXP on October 07, 2007, 11:38:53 PM
My Neo Geo CD system came covered in a layer of grease and stank like smoke. And it actually came from a japanese seller that way.
I don't want to know how it came to get like that.


Word... Japanese people can be pigs too.  Last month I bought a Sony MSX2 and got more than I bargained for.
When I found it the box was like new, flawless.. had all kinds of promotional stickers on it from back in the day.
I brought it home... pulled it out.  It appeared to be in good condition.. a couple scratches here and there.. okay.

Turned it on and started messing around with it... noticed the keys were sticking pretty bad.  So I decided to open
it up and give it a good cleaning.  When I opened it up I found about 20 years worth of dust bunnies, food crumbs
and pubes packed in there tight.  It also appeared that somebody poured what looked like tomatoe sauce all over
the keyboard.

I had to pull all the keys off.. and scrape all the gunk out with a flat head screw driver.  Bleck...  You get the picture.

Buyer beware!! Hahah..  :lol:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Joe Redifer on October 08, 2007, 12:52:35 PM
Quote from: WoodyXP

Word... Japanese people can be pigs too.


That's weird.  I thought they were perfect, like robots.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Keranu on October 08, 2007, 02:53:51 PM
Japanese imports have a very distinct smell to them. I think it's from their crappy cigarettes.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ceti alpha on October 08, 2007, 04:15:37 PM
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That's weird.  I thought they were perfect, like robots.

LMFAO   [-X

Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Black Tiger on October 09, 2007, 08:11:35 AM
Japanese imports have a very distinct smell to them. I think it's from their crappy cigarettes.

My Neo Geo CD smelled like camp fire smoke.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on October 09, 2007, 08:32:01 AM
I wonder how many sickos actually buy her stuff and wish they could go on her "Bonk Adventure"...  :-&
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Keranu on October 09, 2007, 10:55:16 AM
Japanese imports have a very distinct smell to them. I think it's from their crappy cigarettes.

My Neo Geo CD smelled like camp fire smoke.
Now that's just weird.

EDIT: Perhaps the original owner used the Neo Geo CD in a Console Chronicles episode ;) .
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Joe Redifer on October 09, 2007, 12:18:13 PM
Don't all Japanese people smoke?  Isn't it law over there?
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on October 10, 2007, 06:38:39 AM
My Neo Geo CD smelled like camp fire smoke.


Weren't they afraid of Smokey the Ursaring (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ursaring_(Pokémon))?
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Necromancer on October 10, 2007, 06:55:08 AM
Weren't they afraid of Smokey the Ursaring (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ursaring_(Pokémon))?


Mwuhahahaha - nice one!  :lol:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Tablet on October 10, 2007, 06:57:37 AM
Japanese imports have a very distinct smell to them. I think it's from their crappy cigarettes.

So true my last lot of pc engine games from japan stank of cigarette smoke i had to leave them open on the windowsill to air out for a few days, so much for from a smoke free home  :wink:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Zeta-Gouki on October 10, 2007, 10:34:11 PM
I dunno...I kinda like the "creepy old lady".

Then you are hereby dubbed the "creepy old guy"

She's revolting
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: WoodyXP on October 11, 2007, 12:32:39 AM
(http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2007/06/10/pk_varney.jpg)

She reminds me of Earnest.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on October 11, 2007, 01:33:33 AM
She reminds me of Earnest.

"Hey Vern, I'm gonna play Bonk's Adventure with my feet, ifyaknowwhaddimean. Make me some popcorn!"   :lol:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nodtveidt on October 11, 2007, 09:37:42 AM
Then you are hereby dubbed the "creepy old guy"
It won't be the first time. :dance:
Title: Teh crusty pr0n hag
Post by: bust3dstr8 on January 19, 2008, 08:33:10 AM
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/altered-beast/wisefwomyourgwabe.wav


(http://i2.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/b8/cf/b844_1.JPG)(http://i19.ebayimg.com/05/i/000/d3/a0/8b9c_1.JPG)

Thought Woody could use some new stuff for his spank bank. :roll:



.



.

Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nodtveidt on January 19, 2008, 08:38:29 AM
I saw that the other day while scouring ebay for turbo stuff.

I still like her. :D
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Turbo D on January 19, 2008, 08:39:24 AM
she has a lot of great stuff right now!
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nat on January 19, 2008, 09:29:02 AM
No thanks.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: gekioh on January 19, 2008, 09:38:44 AM
Dude holy shit this whole entire post has just made me laugh so hard i actually pissed my pants, then just threw up my carls jr. as i was looking through her current auctions and saw those milf things. WTF, i mean SERIOUSLY, WTF, she is gross but her collection is =P~ minus those milf things of course( :^o but no really, DISGUSTING. Im gonna try and win at least half that shit. But not those milf things I SWEAR.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: MissaFX on January 19, 2008, 09:45:36 AM
(http://i24.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/b8/d3/640e_1.JPG)

Come on guys, it's sexy-party-time :dance:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ParanoiaDragon on January 19, 2008, 09:54:47 AM
Man, why isn't there a barfing emoticon on here?  This'll have to do  :-&
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on January 19, 2008, 09:57:44 AM
Not even Angelina Jolie could improve Aydin Chronicles, sorry...
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: bust3dstr8 on January 19, 2008, 10:08:19 AM
Man, why isn't there a barfing emoticon on here?  This'll have to do  :-&


(http://www.digitpress.com/forum/images/smilies/puke.gif)
(http://www.digitpress.com/forum/images/smilies/puke.gif)(http://i24.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/b8/d3/640e_1.JPG)
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nodtveidt on January 19, 2008, 10:09:57 AM
(http://i24.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/b8/d3/640e_1.JPG)

Come on guys, it's sexy-party-time :dance:

I'd so tap that. :D
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nat on January 19, 2008, 10:23:44 AM
(http://i24.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/b8/d3/640e_1.JPG)

Come on guys, it's sexy-party-time :dance:

I'd so tap that. :D


(http://www.digitpress.com/forum/images/smilies/puke.gif)
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: bust3dstr8 on January 19, 2008, 10:41:35 AM
(http://i24.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/b8/d3/640e_1.JPG)

Come on guys, it's sexy-party-time :dance:

I'd so tap that. :D


You will probally need a few sexual enhancement devices.

(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)

(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)

(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)

(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)

(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)

(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)(http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/352488199)
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ceti alpha on January 19, 2008, 10:43:13 AM
Haha!!

The fact that she has a copy of DEII just made her a little more attractive.  :P

(http://i22.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/d3/a5/3b61_1.JPG)
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Black Tiger on January 19, 2008, 12:47:22 PM
Haha!!

The fact that she has a copy of DEII just made her a little more attractive.  :P

(http://i22.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/d3/a5/3b61_1.JPG)


The fact that the copy of DEII has been rubbed up against her hag-tits makes it a lot less attractive. [-(
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: turbofan1 on January 19, 2008, 12:48:24 PM
She or it almost looks like A transvestite.I have to hand to who ever the guy is that is selling these games.He`s definitely drawing attention to his auctions.I think for all the wrong reasons.I would`nt mind getting A copy Of Dungeon Explorer II,who no`s where thats been.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ceti alpha on January 19, 2008, 12:49:25 PM
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The fact that the copy of DEII has been rubbed up against her hag-tits makes it a lot less attractive. Not talking

haha. Yeah, well when you put it like that....  :-&
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: MissaFX on January 19, 2008, 12:50:37 PM
She needs to sell a copy of that Atari game with the witch who squirts milk out of her tits, that'd be a priceless picture.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: turbofan1 on January 19, 2008, 12:56:51 PM
She needs to sell a copy of that Atari game with the witch who squirts milk out of her tits, that'd be a priceless picture.

I think you`ve been spending to much time talking with Kitsunexus.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ceti alpha on January 19, 2008, 12:58:06 PM
Laughing Out Loud
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: TR0N on January 19, 2008, 03:51:02 PM
Damn you guys bump a old thread i made last year.

I hope you all are not getting some kind of fetish out of her  :shock:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: schnuth on January 19, 2008, 05:26:37 PM
I can't believe she's still at it.  Do you think these games are really from her collection?  I always assumed it must be her husband/boyfriend/son's auctions and threw her in for "selling power"   :-& 

Those "adult" auctions are still equally terrifying.  Because she offers these "goods", and obviously someone must be buying them.

Title: Re: Teh crusty pr0n hag
Post by: Necromancer on January 19, 2008, 05:46:13 PM
(http://i19.ebayimg.com/05/i/000/d3/a0/8b9c_1.JPG)


To anyone interested in a copy of Beyond Shadowgate: be warned, that's not the original case and may be missing the pair of case liner notes (or whatever you call 'em).
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Joe Redifer on January 19, 2008, 06:08:01 PM
How can you tell?  It could be the double case from that angle.  The only reason it comes as a double case is because of the included poster.  Wow.  Poster.  With creases.  Thanks.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: GUTS on January 19, 2008, 06:33:21 PM
Double cases don't have the plastic lip on the left side like that, both sides look like the back of a jewel case.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on January 19, 2008, 06:40:48 PM
She needs to sell a copy of that Atari game with the witch who squirts milk out of her tits, that'd be a priceless picture.

And I'd buy that picture.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Joe Redifer on January 19, 2008, 06:45:01 PM
Quote from: GUTS

Double cases don't have the plastic lip on the left side like that, both sides look like the back of a jewel case.


Well I'll be a pimple on Mohamed's right testicle... you're right!
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: guyjin on January 19, 2008, 07:17:17 PM
She could be attractive, if she dressed her age. Instead, she thinks that if she dresses like a teenager, people will mistake her for one. This thread shows the real result.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nat on January 19, 2008, 07:30:43 PM
It's not just the clothes, it's something else....

I don't know.

It's almost like she's got manly features or something.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on January 19, 2008, 07:48:13 PM
She has a man's face. Of course the only way to find out if she's a tranny is to buy one of her videos. Who's up for the challenge!?  :twisted:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: MissaFX on January 19, 2008, 08:00:27 PM
She has a man's face. Of course the only way to find out if she's a tranny is to buy one of her videos. Who's up for the challenge!?  :twisted:

I just thought she looks like the kind of woman who has smoked for 50 years, since she was 10 and grew up in a bar.  Who has also overtanned herself with artificial tanning countless times.  Maybe she's a biker too...reguardless of gender though, I am sure a sex tape would be scary.:-&  I mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on January 19, 2008, 08:17:00 PM
I mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

I thought you'd have to be on LSD to watch that shit excuse of a movie.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Joe Redifer on January 19, 2008, 10:10:01 PM
She has manly arms.  Almost real biceps.  Ewwwww...
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nat on January 19, 2008, 10:23:29 PM
I mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

I thought you'd have to be on LSD to watch that shit excuse of a movie.

Aliens is the shit, better recognize.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: MissaFX on January 19, 2008, 10:30:13 PM
I mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

I thought you'd have to be on LSD to watch that shit excuse of a movie.

Aliens is the shit, better recognize.

I wish all the Alien movies had been like Aliens.  It's a wonderful movie.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nat on January 19, 2008, 10:31:54 PM
They are all very different, which is why I like them. The second was very good, though.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: esteban on January 20, 2008, 01:32:43 AM
Hhahahahahaaa. This is the first time I've seen this thread. I love this lady. Hey, she's just trying to stand out from the countless faceless ebay sellers by putting her "personal touch" on many of her auctions.

That said, I also wanted to eat some breakfast this morning. Maybe I'll just wait until lunchtime.

Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ceti alpha on January 20, 2008, 03:54:38 AM
Quote
I mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

haha. I remember my only bad trip (the last time I tried it), and a bunch of people were listening to the Aliens soundtrack in the dark on LSD. That had nothing to do with me and my friend's bad trip, but it would have been fun if I wasn't so wigged out. Anyway, my friend and I finally got our shit together and came-to, thanks to Tom Hanks in "The Money Pit". It was the scene where the tub falls through the floor and Hanks just laughs in that crazy dork laugh. After that everything was A-OK. heh.

But a funny thing did happen that night. Me and my friend thought we were kicked out of the party so we walked down the street and used a payphone to call our friend who was having the party to ask if we could come back. lol.  8-[ The first phone we tried just gave this god awful feedback noise and when I hung up the phone a shit load of quarters just started pouring out of the return-change slot. We were so out of it we left it all there. When we finally got a hold of the party our friend told us to get our 100% retarded asses back up to the house. In our tripped out mumblings we told people about the phone incident and a bunch of people ran down the street to check it out. Turned out to be 15 bucks or something like that. lol.

I don't think I took LSD after that...maybe once more. Though mushrooms were a definite alternative.

So I did pretty much everything that night except listen to the Aliens soundtrack on LSD. heh.

As for the other Aliens movies not being like Aliens, I love the first one. Brilliant sci-fi horror. Aliens was, of course, amazing too - perfect sequel. Alien3 gets a bum wrap I find, but it did have its flaws. As for Alien Resurrection - no comment. That was just a terrible movie - the only part of that movie I liked was the underwater chase scene. Pretty freaky - LSD or not.  :P
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: OldTurboBastard on January 23, 2008, 04:54:33 AM
I mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

I thought you'd have to be on LSD to watch that shit excuse of a movie.

Aliens is the shit, better recognize.

daym right. Hudson is the greatest character ever - "This little girl survived with no weapons...".."Well why don't you put her in charge?!?!?"
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ceti alpha on January 23, 2008, 05:00:31 AM
Quote
daym right. Hudson is the greatest character ever - "This little girl survived with no weapons...".."Well why don't you put her in charge?!?!?"

hehe. Yeah, Hudson was hilarious.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nat on January 23, 2008, 05:04:06 AM
"GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!"
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: schnuth on January 23, 2008, 05:28:54 AM
GameSniped.com featured our favorite lady today:

http://www.gamesniped.com/2008/01/23/milf-sells-video-game-collection/

Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nat on January 23, 2008, 05:46:29 AM
I still maintain she looks like a man in drag.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: GUTS on January 23, 2008, 09:11:20 AM
I think we need to find someone who would like to f*ck her before she qualifies as a MILF.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nodtveidt on January 23, 2008, 09:12:00 AM
I would. So there, she counts.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Necromancer on January 23, 2008, 09:36:55 AM
I would. So there, she counts.

As would I.  Older ladies can be fun - they're always grateful and they know they won't break it.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Black Tiger on January 23, 2008, 12:24:28 PM
I still maintain she looks like a man in drag.

Many people are into that (not me of course). :P
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: TR0N on January 23, 2008, 06:13:08 PM
I would. So there, she counts.

As would I.  Older ladies can be fun - they're always grateful and they know they won't break it.
No there not they just wanna put you in a pot and have ya,for dinner like some witch would  :roll:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Odonadon on January 24, 2008, 05:37:11 AM
I would. So there, she counts.

Count me in, too.

OD
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: GUTS on January 24, 2008, 06:31:32 AM
Well at least you guys are honest.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Odonadon on January 24, 2008, 06:36:47 AM
Well at least you guys are honest.

And quite a bit older than other posters here, I'm guessing :)

OD
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Joe Redifer on January 24, 2008, 07:08:18 AM
Actually I think most of us here are late 20's early 30's.  We only have a few members younger than that I think, like Keranu who will forever remain 19.  :)
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ceti alpha on January 24, 2008, 08:08:53 AM
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Actually I think most of us here are late 20's early 30's.  We only have a few members younger than that I think, like Keranu who will forever remain 19.  Smile

hehe. Forever young.

But yeah, I think that's why I love it here. We're all old school gamers from back in the day. I just turned 32 yesterday actually.  :) ...32 going on 18 lol.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Necromancer on January 24, 2008, 08:15:33 AM
Happy slightly belated birthday, ceti alpha.  Did you go out, get hammered, and pick up some sluts?
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ceti alpha on January 24, 2008, 08:18:16 AM
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Happy slightly belated birthday, ceti alpha.  Did you go out, get hammered, and pick up some sluts?

Hey Necro. Thanks for the Necrobday wish. hehe I did not unfortunately.  :( However, a girl I know wants me to go out with her to see a band play tonight and have some drinks.  :wink:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Necromancer on January 24, 2008, 08:50:50 AM
However, a girl I know wants me to go out with her to see a band play tonight and have some drinks.  :wink:

Have some laughs and don't do anything that I would do.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nodtveidt on January 24, 2008, 01:20:47 PM
Have some laughs and don't do anything that I would do.
That doesn't exactly leave him too many options. :D

Happy belated birthday, ceti alpha.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Keranu on January 24, 2008, 06:01:27 PM
Actually I think most of us here are late 20's early 30's.  We only have a few members younger than that I think, like Keranu who will forever remain 19.  :)
Dude I first started posting here when I was like 14 or 15 under the name Luta Gemma! Good times! By the way, I turned 20 last month - THANK GOD I'M NO LONGER A TEENAGER! Though the 20's are going to suck too, can't wait until I'm 40.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Turbo D on January 24, 2008, 06:16:48 PM
once you turn 21 your life becomes 100 times better!
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Michael Helgeson on January 24, 2008, 06:31:22 PM
I turned 30 last Oct. Not much changes,except maybe you feel more aches and pains,and grumpier,and more picky in your buying habits.You also gain the knowledge of a 30 year old,unless you have downs syndrome or some other equally impairing brain problem...
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ParanoiaDragon on January 24, 2008, 06:32:20 PM
once you turn 21 your life becomes 100 times better!

Yes, because alchohol is the cause of, & solution to all of life's problems!  

Seriously though, I think Keranu doesn't drink, I could be wrong.  Personally, I drink in moderation.  Not 100% sure I've been drunk.  I've drunk alot, & then felt like crap, that's about it.

Keranu, you don't want to be 40.  Our bodies, start going downhill around 30, & I agree with that, it's true. :P
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Joe Redifer on January 24, 2008, 06:38:11 PM
They only go downhill if you let 'em.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Keranu on January 24, 2008, 07:09:30 PM

Seriously though, I think Keranu doesn't drink, I could be wrong.  Personally, I drink in moderation.  Not 100% sure I've been drunk.  I've drunk alot, & then felt like crap, that's about it.
I don't drink anymore. I did it when I was a stupid teenager for a year and then stopped for myself (long run of alcoholics in the family), my new faith, and most especially, my mom, who's had to suffer so much from helping alcoholics.

Quote from: Paranoia Dragon
Keranu, you don't want to be 40.  Our bodies, start going downhill around 30, & I agree with that, it's true. :P
Going downhills is so much more fun than uphills!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on January 24, 2008, 07:31:38 PM
Actually I think most of us here are late 20's early 30's.  We only have a few members younger than that I think, like Keranu who will forever remain 19.  :)
Dude I first started posting here when I was like 14 or 15 under the name Luta Gemma! Good times! By the way, I turned 20 last month - THANK GOD I'M NO LONGER A TEENAGER! Though the 20's are going to suck too, can't wait until I'm 40.

I turn 21 this year/  :dance:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ParanoiaDragon on January 24, 2008, 11:37:27 PM
I've always been amazed(if that's the correct word) on how most humans make a big deal about drinking.  I don't recall caring about being 21.  I drink to relax sometimes, but, I usually don't care to drink, like when I go out to dinner, even then, I rarely drink.  It seems like the only real time I do, is when I'm up in the mountains, fishing, & freezing me bum off, that I'll have some hard stuff, to make me feel like I'm getting warmer, rather then colder.

Anways, not trying to be critical, just, stating my thoughts.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: guyjin on January 25, 2008, 12:28:15 AM
I don't drink anymore. I did it when I was a stupid teenager for a year and then stopped for myself (long run of alcoholics in the family), my new faith, and most especially, my mom, who's had to suffer so much from helping alcoholics.

You don't need religion to tell you not to drink, just common sense.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nodtveidt on January 25, 2008, 12:32:18 AM
A short, violent trip through a windshield was enough to convince me never to drink.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nat on January 25, 2008, 02:14:16 AM
once you turn 21 Once you imbibe alcohol your life becomes 100 times better!
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ceti alpha on January 25, 2008, 04:35:46 AM
I drink to forget I'm a Turbo addict. And now that my Turbo Duo is getting modded and no longer in my house watch out!!
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on January 25, 2008, 06:44:46 AM
I don't recall caring about being 21.

I don't drink, I don't plan on having sex soon, so pretty much I don't think I'll care about being 21 either.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Turbo D on January 25, 2008, 06:59:42 AM
Having a few drinks makes getting laid a whole lot easier. Not that either of those are that important, haha. I'd say live your life how you want. Being 21 is great for the fact that you become free of restrictions. Trust me dude, whether you drink or not, its a great feeling.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Odonadon on January 25, 2008, 07:36:21 AM
Drop a beer or two on an empty stomach for some great Gate of Thunder action :) .  That, and those fancy "medically rolled game enhancing cigarettes" - I forget who's sig that was in, I was trying to quote them. :)

OD
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: MurderDate on January 25, 2008, 09:36:37 AM
I just did somethin' like that except used cafffeeine (coffee) instead of the alchohol.  played Gate of Thunder for the very  first time and nearly had a heart attack when the game speeds up at the end of level one !!  AWESOME !!!!!!!!     :mrgreen:

Sinisi you gotta get a big TV !
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Keranu on January 25, 2008, 09:38:46 AM
I don't drink anymore. I did it when I was a stupid teenager for a year and then stopped for myself (long run of alcoholics in the family), my new faith, and most especially, my mom, who's had to suffer so much from helping alcoholics.

You don't need religion to tell you not to drink, just common sense.
I listed numerous reasons besides religion and whether you like it or not, guyjin, religion DID do a big part in helping me stop. Enough religion bashing already.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on January 25, 2008, 09:45:49 AM
Drop a beer or two on an empty stomach for some great Gate of Thunder action :) .  That, and those fancy "medically rolled game enhancing cigarettes" - I forget who's sig that was in, I was trying to quote them. :)

OD


LOOK ABOVE YOU!  :lol:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Joe Redifer on January 25, 2008, 12:25:57 PM
Quote from: The Old Rover

A short, violent trip through a windshield was enough to convince me never to drink.


Ouch.  That'd do it!
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ParanoiaDragon on January 25, 2008, 03:52:34 PM
A short, violent trip through a windshield was enough to convince me never to drink.

Yikes!
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on January 25, 2008, 04:49:59 PM
A short, violent trip through a windshield was enough to convince me never to drink.


Reminds me of this paramedic's blog entry:

http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/008845.html#008845
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nodtveidt on January 25, 2008, 05:08:27 PM
Reminds me of this paramedic's blog entry:

http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/008845.html#008845

Sounds about right most of the time. I was lucky (head lacerations, minor brain and neck damage which resulted in lacunar amnesia) but the driver of our car wasn't so lucky...year-and-a-half coma. He's dead now, his parents pulled the plug. The driver of the car who ran into us was drunk off of his ass...0.18 BAC. We were sober, but not wearing seatbelts. Needless to say, not only do I wear a seatbelt now, but I avoid alcohol like the plague it is.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on January 25, 2008, 05:21:35 PM
Reminds me of this paramedic's blog entry:

http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/008845.html#008845

Sounds about right most of the time. I was lucky (head lacerations, minor brain and neck damage which resulted in lacunar amnesia) but the driver of our car wasn't so lucky...year-and-a-half coma. He's dead now, his parents pulled the plug. The driver of the car who ran into us was drunk off of his ass...0.18 BAC. We were sober, but not wearing seatbelts. Needless to say, not only do I wear a seatbelt now, but I avoid alcohol like the plague it is.


Damn man, that's a smart decision, and I'm sorry about you and your friend. :(
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Joe Redifer on January 25, 2008, 08:01:05 PM
Rover, how long ago did this all happen?
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: TR0N on January 25, 2008, 09:02:08 PM
Me thinks kenaru unlock the thread....grumble,grumble.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: guyjin on January 25, 2008, 09:15:32 PM
why did you lock it?
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Joe Redifer on January 25, 2008, 09:25:12 PM
Ah, OK, that's what happened.  I don't know why he locked it, as there certainly wasn't any reason to.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: TR0N on January 25, 2008, 09:48:16 PM
why did you lock it?
Just thought the thread ran it's corse.

Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: WoodyXP on January 26, 2008, 12:54:49 AM
It was unlocked so we can hear details on how you all are gonna run train on this Turbo Hag that sells Bonk.  8)
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nodtveidt on January 26, 2008, 01:02:22 AM
Rover, how long ago did this all happen?
Just over 14 years ago. New Years Eve, 1993.

By the way, I won a second item from Linda on ebay. :D
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nat on January 26, 2008, 04:52:26 AM
Maybe if you ask real nice she'll throw some of her panties in with your games.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Odonadon on January 26, 2008, 08:06:41 AM
The locking of the topic was probably one of these reminders:

(http://nyty.ath.cx/images/temp/stay_on_topic.jpg)

OD
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on January 26, 2008, 08:29:09 AM
n b4 lock!
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Joe Redifer on January 26, 2008, 09:51:31 AM
Since when do threads here ever stay on topic?
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: ParanoiaDragon on January 26, 2008, 01:17:21 PM
The locking of the topic was probably one of these reminders:

(http://nyty.ath.cx/images/temp/stay_on_topic.jpg)

OD


Awesome, I love it!
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on January 26, 2008, 01:28:47 PM
Do you guys know how many components are in a hydrogen fuel cell?  :-s
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: TR0N on January 26, 2008, 04:26:09 PM
The locking of the topic was probably one of these reminders:

(http://nyty.ath.cx/images/temp/stay_on_topic.jpg)

OD

I don't think it ever will  #-o This is a mad house i tell you a mad house  8-[

I'm...just woundering what does drinking how to do with the creepy old bonk lady.

If any body has some more auctions by her link it  :wink:

Damn i sure did open a can of worms with this thread.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Turbo D on January 26, 2008, 04:34:36 PM
After many drinks, she'll start looking good, lmao.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: MissaFX on January 26, 2008, 06:52:15 PM
I hear they recently used her as one of the motion actors for a 3-D model in a new PSP game:
(http://www.igda.org/sex/archives/milf.jpg)
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Keranu on January 26, 2008, 07:38:32 PM
why did you lock it?
I didn't lock it, or at least I wasn't aware I did. I didn't know the thread was locked until Joe PMed me about it, so I quickly unlocked it afterwards.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Necromancer on January 28, 2008, 02:43:43 AM
I didn't lock it, or at least I wasn't aware I did. I didn't know the thread was locked until Joe PMed me about it, so I quickly unlocked it afterwards.

Exactly.  Why would you reopen a thread that the thread originator had decided to lock?
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: GUTS on January 28, 2008, 06:18:53 AM
Because keranu knows that locked threads are for cowards, real heroes burn through at least 10 different topics before a good thread dies off.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: OldTurboBastard on January 28, 2008, 06:27:33 AM
A short, violent trip through a windshield was enough to convince me never to drink.

That'll do it. For me it was the tendency to move on to other, more evil and expensive vices after a few drinks.

Video games are a better and cheaper way to go....
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Kitsunexus on January 28, 2008, 06:32:39 AM
Video games are a better and cheaper way to go....

I can believe better, but cheaper!?  [-(
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: OldTurboBastard on January 28, 2008, 06:49:07 AM
Video games are a better and cheaper way to go....

I can believe better, but cheaper!?  [-(

For me, yes. Without getting into too much detail, i could easily spend $1000 in a night on "that other stuff". Plus with games, you tend to at least think before you spend. But I understand what you are saying the games can get expensive too.....

Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Necromancer on January 28, 2008, 07:25:38 AM
For me, yes. Without getting into too much detail, i could easily spend $1000 in a night on "that other stuff".

Zoinks!  :shock:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nodtveidt on January 28, 2008, 01:49:52 PM
My US TG16 collection has thus far cost me close to $1000 so I can understand why one might say gaming is more expensive. :D And I haven't really even hit the high-ticket items yet, like Magical Chase or Bonk 3 CD.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: quoth09 on February 04, 2008, 12:49:53 PM
Creepy old lady was weird before...but now...UGH!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Cookie-Crush-DVD-Feet-Foot-Photos-Pics-More_W0QQitemZ150211500576QQihZ005QQcategoryZ4801QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

If you can't look at that, this should be enough for you:

http://i17.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/b6/a0/33c6_1.JPG
http://i8.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/b6/a0/3272_1.JPG
http://i20.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/b6/a0/3321_1.JPG

Just remember, that if you get a game from her with any kind of oreo substance on it anytime soon, that would explain it. I was laughing at that first photo for almost 5 minutes, because she looks so ridiculous holding a plate of cookies with her tongue sticking out.  :lol:



Also this one:

http://cgi.ebay.com/How-Many-Licks-Sexy-Dessert-Buffet-MILF-Photo-Set_W0QQitemZ150211500903QQihZ005QQcategoryZ4822QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Lady, no one wants to know how many licks it takes to get to anything on you...

http://i8.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/bd/a6/8192_1.JPG

Wrong and BAD!!!
MILF (or rather MIWRNF) and games do NOT go together!
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Joe Redifer on February 04, 2008, 12:52:41 PM
Ha ha.  She should mail you the Oreos as well as the lame picture set.  I bet some deviantly unstable guys would be all over that.

EDIT:  Checked out the auction and SHE IS sending the smashed cookies.  Ewwwww.  0 bids.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nodtveidt on February 04, 2008, 12:54:14 PM
I actually have a few of her picture sets. I guess if you're not into that kind of thing, feel free to avoid her. But I can't say anything bad at all about the products she sells...they came very well packaged, as described, and not smelly or covered in anything sticky (like cheap lube). She's actually a very good seller.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Necromancer on February 04, 2008, 05:05:54 PM
Congrats - you just made me vurp a bit.  Thanks a lot.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nodtveidt on February 04, 2008, 05:15:16 PM
Stop eating all that HFCS and you'll feel much better. :lol:
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: guyjin on February 04, 2008, 05:32:49 PM
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nat on February 04, 2008, 05:37:08 PM
Good grief.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nodtveidt on February 04, 2008, 05:54:15 PM
Well it could be worse...I could have posted one of the pictures!
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: quoth09 on February 04, 2008, 06:13:56 PM
(http://quoth09.mystarband.net/natlinda.jpg)
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nat on February 04, 2008, 06:16:34 PM
 :-&
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: TR0N on February 04, 2008, 08:13:24 PM
(http://quoth09.mystarband.net/natlinda.jpg)

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
She's winking at you nat you better lay low for a while  :roll:

Ahh the creepy old lady is getting such a fetish here.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: MurderDate on February 05, 2008, 12:31:47 AM
man.. poor Linda.. jeez-us!  You'd think you people would be more open to a horny old lady video game collector!!  She had TWO copies of DEII for christ sakes !     I think you're all just ashamed or sheltered or something !!  Poor lady.  I bet she's really sweet. Without getting too graphic just imagine playing B'93 with her and then pulling your pants down and ... you're in love!  haha    You're trying to tell me not a single dude in here has dated an older lady and is going to stick up for Linda ?  No one at all thinks she's sexy??   nat??  c'mon guys..
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: Necromancer on February 05, 2008, 01:57:22 AM
You're trying to tell me not a single dude in here has dated an older lady and is going to stick up for Linda?  No one at all thinks she's sexy??   nat??  c'mon guys..

Try reading comprehension classes.  More than one poster has said that they'd hit it, not that I'm naming names or anything.  :-"
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: MurderDate on February 05, 2008, 02:06:23 AM
You're trying to tell me not a single dude in here has dated an older lady and is going to stick up for Linda?  No one at all thinks she's sexy??   nat??  c'mon guys..

Try reading comprehension classes.  More than one poster has said that they'd hit it, not that I'm naming names or anything.  :-"

I didn't bother reading the whole thread because it's inane.
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: nat on February 05, 2008, 02:16:19 AM
I've moved this thread to Chit-Chat since the discussion has moved well beyond the scope of the original topic...
Title: Re: Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure
Post by: MurderDate on February 05, 2008, 02:43:53 AM
you oughta just lock it up    ](*,)