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Non-NEC Console Related Discussion => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: Kitsunexus on November 07, 2007, 08:29:54 PM

Title: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: Kitsunexus on November 07, 2007, 08:29:54 PM
...for the ability to actually be sleeping at 3:26 AM.  :cry:
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: Necromancer on November 08, 2007, 01:32:09 AM
Here's my tried and true cure for insomnia:

Step 1 - Wash down a fistful of quaaludes with a fifth of Jack.
Step 2 - Pass out (possibly forever).

Problem solved!
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: Kitsunexus on November 08, 2007, 01:33:22 AM
Here's my tried and true cure for insomnia:

Step 1 - Wash down a fistful of quaaludes with a fifth of Jack.
Step 2 - Pass out (possibly forever).

Problem solved!

That would actually work, but I don't drink and I don't do drugs, so go figure.

And where you been man, quaaludes are like a 70's drug...
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: Turbo D on November 08, 2007, 11:31:56 AM
dude, I have insomnia too. The only way I can get back on a reasonable schedule is to pull alnighters and then go to bed at the desirable time. I just keep pulling them until I'm on the right schedule. I always seem to get off schedule after partying on the weekends though, haha. Damn alcohol  :lol:
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: nat on November 08, 2007, 11:33:26 AM
HAhahahahahha, quaaludes.

I'd pay $1000 for you to show me someone who still does quaaludes.

Vicodin and Percocet are where it's at today, man.
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: ParanoiaDragon on November 08, 2007, 01:17:22 PM
Warm milk, turkey, those can make you sleepy(well, the consumption of, you can't just hand around a turkey or a glass of warm milk, & expect to fall asleep).  Tylenol PM, Klonapin(as your Dr. & get a prescription, that's what puts me to sleep every night, I used to have insomnia :P)
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: Turbo D on November 08, 2007, 04:08:59 PM
whats a quaalude? One of my friends deals vicotin, haha. She also slangs her prescription pot.
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: nat on November 08, 2007, 04:15:48 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaalude

My wife's younger brother has a friend in college who gets prescription pot. He has some kind of "green card" or something.
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: Kitsunexus on November 08, 2007, 07:34:35 PM
My wife's younger brother has a friend in college who gets prescription pot. He has some kind of "green card" or something.

Ba-dum-tish!
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: Necromancer on November 09, 2007, 01:54:10 AM
And where you been man, quaaludes are like a 70's drug...

And booze has been around for some 4000 years.  What's your point?

HAhahahahahha, quaaludes.

I'd pay $1000 for you to show me someone who still does quaaludes.

Vicodin and Percocet are where it's at today, man.

Quaaludes are as prevalent in South Africa as meth is in the midwest.  I'm too lazy to find photos of addicts, so you can keep your lousy 1G.  :lol:
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: ceti alpha on November 09, 2007, 02:20:20 AM
Reading always works for me. Even if the book is really interesting the act of reading puts me to sleep. Let me tell you the 5 years of post-secondary education was not easy because of this. Every time I tried to study or read I'd want to go to sleep.  ](*,)
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: nat on November 09, 2007, 03:47:03 AM

Quaaludes are as prevalent in South Africa as meth is in the midwest.  I'm too lazy to find photos of addicts, so you can keep your lousy 1G.  :lol:

It's no secret that South Africa is severely behind the times.
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: GUTS on November 09, 2007, 05:43:42 AM
There's this stuff called "Sleepy Time" you can get anywhere.  It's not like regular sleeping pills, you don't wake up ultra drowsy and feeling like shit when you take them- you wake up feeling like you had a good night's sleep- and they're not addictive or have any bad side effects.  I highly recommend them to anyone suffering from insomnia.
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: ceti alpha on November 09, 2007, 08:05:24 AM
Yeah, if it's the same stuff I'm thinking of it's not a narcotic or anything so there's no risk of addiction. Also the pill is divided into two parts. One half dissolves quickly to get you to sleep and the other half dissolves slowly to keep you asleep so you don't wake up 3 hours later.
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: nat on November 09, 2007, 09:51:24 AM
No risk of addiction = no fun.
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: ceti alpha on November 09, 2007, 10:09:44 AM
Quote
No risk of addiction = no fun.

heh. And how....
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: Kitsunexus on November 09, 2007, 08:58:26 PM
I have found a reason to not sleep.

Introducing Mr. Jivetron:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2059/1945712872_c0fcd73392_o.png)
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: ceti alpha on November 10, 2007, 06:08:08 AM
EEEEK!!!  :shock:
Title: Re: I will trade my Zune, my PSP, all my games, my computer, and my keyboard...
Post by: nodtveidt on November 10, 2007, 06:24:27 AM
My solution for insomnia...playing CF2. The sheer number of repetitive battles will put you to sleep in no time.