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Non-NEC Console Related Discussion => Console Chat => Topic started by: Hobo Xiphas on November 13, 2007, 01:38:49 PM
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This has been a very hot topic in #lazerdorks and I would like to get everyones' opinion here.
I would go for the Odyssey 2 as it has a nice handle for easy insertion. :-k
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As Ernie already knows, I vote DS since they're the smallest I can think of. However those little DS carts have sharp edges, which could be painful on the anus. Neo Geo would possibly be the worst, but a Game Genie + Sonic & Knuckles + EA cartrdige would prove to be rough as well.
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HuCard and BeeCard all the way. but also i like the jap. MD cart! the jap/euro SFC cart is cool as well!!
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You forgot these painful looking "Mega Drive" cartridges:
(http://i19.tinypic.com/6czcoev.jpg)
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The bigger and more painful the better! Do arcade pcbs count? :P
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No
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This thread sucks. Thanks for mentioning the GameKing though, that thing RULES!
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game.com
Whenever I think about game.com turds come to mind.
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game.com
Whenever I think about game.com turds come to mind.
I loled.
i am also in the 'smaller = better' camp, which would include the DS, WS and game.com.
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The bigger and more painful the better! Do arcade pcbs count? :P
No
This should help fill the "void"
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I pick whichever is the largest..... er, wait I mean smallest (damn subconscious).
How 'bout the N64's cartridges? I'm fairly certain that 92% of its library came from somebody's ass, so they should feel right at home in mine.
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This thread sucks.
Agreed. In protest, I'm not going to vote.
My ass is exit-only, thank you!
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Being sodomized by a game cartridge does not sound the least bit appealing to me. I think I just threw-up in my mouth. :?
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My ass is exit-only, thank you!
Except when it comes time for the prostate exam, but why can I always feel a hand on both of my shoulders?
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for me it's either SNES or Genesis.
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You people are all seriously f*cked up in the head.
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You people are all seriously f*cked up in the head.
And apparently in the butt. :shock:
I feel violated. ._.
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Seriously, if you really wanted to get a cart right up there, with as little discomfort as possible, I'd say that GBA carts would work best. DS cards are to square and thin and would end up getting pushed face first. A GBA cart is nice and thin and long and should shove up easily on its narrow side. 8-[
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Seriously, if you really wanted to get a cart right up there, with as little discomfort as possible, I'd say that GBA carts would work best. DS cards are to square and thin and would end up getting pushed face first. A GBA cart is nice and thin and long and should shove up easily on its narrow side. 8-[
Yeah like I mentioned, the DS carts could be a little dangerous on the anal walls becuase of it's sharp nature (same with those sharp Mega Drive carts!). However I think with proper lubrication, it would be the easiest.
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While I really want to stay as FAR AWAY FROM THIS TOPIC AS POSSIBLE, I need to mention that you forgot the Fairchld Channel F.
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While I really want to stay as FAR AWAY FROM THIS TOPIC AS POSSIBLE, I need to mention that you forgot the Fairchld Channel F.
So three posts (and counting) is as far away as possible, eh? Methinks thou doth protest too much. :)
I want to change my vote, 'cause you forgot the Super A'can! Put the 'can in your can, get it? Yeah, I slay me.
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Well, I wouldn't vote for Atari 2600 carts...particularly "Astroblast"...that game is all pointy and sharp!!
Feel free to add any jokes about "Ass Blast" or "Astroglide" as you see fit.
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Neo Geo. If you're gonna do it, might as well go all out. Might require a sledge hammer to get completely in though.
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Neo Geo. If you're gonna do it, might as well go all out. Might require a sledge hammer to get completely in though.
I like your courage. I never would've suspected it from your avatar, but you got balls. :clap:
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N-Gage.
(http://ngagemedia.ign.com/ngage/image/holdingmmc.jpg)
NOT MY HAND
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Is there something offensive about that hand, or something?
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He probably doesn't want anyone thinking that he was touching an N-Gage game.
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haha..N-Qaqe. i just won't remember!
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have you played that version of monkey ball, Joe?
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I've never even seen an N-Gage in real life.
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What the hell?
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Is there something offensive about that hand, or something?
Huh?
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You were so quick to make sure people didn't think it was your hand or anything. It seemed to me there must be something offensive about it for you to be so quick to notify everyone.
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I can't see anything offensive about it. It's just not my hand. My hand looks like this:
(http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3456/hjalpandehandwy3.jpg)
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Such pretty nail polish.....
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...after quite a bit of prodding ( :-" ) I got my brother and his boyfriend to answer the question.
As you might guess, they are my local experts in things up the butt.
their answer amounts to 'cartridges are not very well shaped for stimulation. so if we had to pick one, it would be very small, like the DS.'
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you didn't show them that goatse picture? You could fit an AES cart up that ass, roflmao
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Did someone say goatse? Have a cookie!
(http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/22a4d62b359746430aa999ff505d58462g.jpg) (http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=2fn5so2xl5b&thumb=4)
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:o RofLmaO, its the goatse cookie!!!1 :lol:
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...after quite a bit of prodding ( :-" ) I got my brother and his boyfriend to answer the question.
As you might guess, they are my local experts in things up the butt.
their answer amounts to 'cartridges are not very well shaped for stimulation. so if we had to pick one, it would be very small, like the DS.'
This is my favorite post on this board ever.
Thanks for going the extra mile and actually getting research!
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This is my favorite post on this board ever.
Thanks for going the extra mile and actually getting research!
Nice to know someone appreciates my hard work; my brother and his boyfriend just thought it was annoying. :twisted:
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I voted the 32X, some of those games like Doom get as hot as coffee.
I've heard the phrase "hot coffee enema" before, and I have to assume that getting one of those might leave you with the same feeling that every person had who purchased a 32X. I had a friend who actually purchased a 32X and did it for 32X CD games...of which I think there were like, 2? The fireman game is the only one I remember.
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that fireman game was a pain in the butt! you have to do a disk swap to play the 32x version, it took very long.
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that fireman game was a pain in the butt!
I cannot let such delicious irony go to waste. :lol:
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#-o :lol:
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farenheit is indeed suck. you can't even play the 32x version if you have a frontloading Sega CD.
Then again, that's probably a good thing, since the plain old Sega CD is made of suck.
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The model 1 is the best! You can't beat Hook without it. I know; when I was in the last level on my model 2 it locked up :x
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32X Fahrenheit plays fine on my Model 1 Sega CD. Model 1 Sega CD rules.
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Model 1 everything is better when it comes to Sega.
Although I'll let you make a case that the revised US Saturn is better than the original.
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Model 1 everything is better when it comes to Sega.
Although I'll let you make a case that the revised US Saturn is better than the original.
I tend to think model 1 from every company is better.
Now, correct me if I am wrong, but weren't the original Dreamcast models also better than the later ones? I seem to recall the original models being easier to play back ups on.
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I like my model 2 nes over the toaster.
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Model 1 everything is better when it comes to Sega.
Model 2 has better games.
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I like my model 2 nes over the toaster.
This has been discussed on these forums before, you don't want to temper with Helgeson! (or me :mrgreen: )
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Its a good thing I didn't mention how much I loved my dog bone controller :wink:
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Sorry, the model 1 sucks. Let Helgeson rant about video quality all he wants, at least us model 2 owners can get our Game Paks to actually work.
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Sorry, the model 1 sucks. Let Helgeson rant about video quality all he wants, at least us model 2 owners can get our Game Paks to actually work.
Model 1 doesn't suck, it just doesn't have as many games as Model 2. Also, the only boards that accepted GamePaks were ST-V, Naomi/Naomi2/Satellite Terminal and MegaTech/MegaPlay.
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Now, correct me if I am wrong, but weren't the original Dreamcast models also better than the later ones? I seem to recall the original models being easier to play back ups on.
Yup.. playing backups are easier. The first model also has an uber-l33t cooling system made of heat sinks and a bunch of aluminum pipes... all that was replaced by a single, cheap plastic fan in the later models. You can tell which one you have by looking at the exhaust.. if you have a gray aluminum fan in there you're good... if you see a black plastic fan you got a cheapo... hahahah
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Sorry, the model 1 sucks. Let Helgeson rant about video quality all he wants, at least us model 2 owners can get our Game Paks to actually work.
Model 2's really work no greater than model 1's just because the carts go in vertically, that's a myth. Besides, why on Earth would you want a six inch cartridge sticking straight up into the air? Not to mention the original is about a 1,000x cooler looking (and better controllers).
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We've been over this territory many times, K.
I think it's for the best to leave it since we are never going to agree with each other.
Considering what topic we are discussing this in, I think the real question is what model would you prefer shoved up you butt? I'd take the rounded edges of a top-loader over the boxy original.
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Also, the only boards that accepted GamePaks were ST-V, Naomi/Naomi2/Satellite Terminal and MegaTech/MegaPlay.
I don't think we are discussing the same thing here, young padawan. (http://www.nintendo.com/consumer/systems/nes/trouble_game.jsp)
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We've been over this territory many times, K.
I think it's for the best to leave it since we are never going to agree with each other.
But you deny the fact that it's the cartridge connector that makes NES systems screw up, not the direction you insert the cartridge! ](*,)
Considering what topic we are discussing this in, I think the real question is what model would you prefer shoved up you butt? I'd take the rounded edges of a top-loader over the boxy original.
Well if I had a butthole that could somehow handle such large objects, I think I may have to take the boxy original because the weird shape and pointy controller port area of the top-loader might cause some serious problems. How about this: Would you rather have an original NES with a cartridge in it shoved up your butt or a top-loader NES with a cartridge in it shoved up your butt? :mrgreen:
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Sorry, the model 1 sucks. Let Helgeson rant about video quality all he wants, at least us model 2 owners can get our Game Paks to actually work.
Model 2's really work no greater than model 1's just because the carts go in vertically, that's a myth. Besides, why on Earth would you want a six inch cartridge sticking straight up into the air? Not to mention the original is about a 1,000x cooler looking (and better controllers).
The only consoles I enjoy "feeding" games to are the Duos and original Sega/Mega-CD. Its really nice to get to plug in carts vertically on the NES2, like an SMS or Genesis. I was shocked to find that the NES2 pads control 10 times better than the old NES pads.
The one thing that made me put my recently purchased mint CIB NES2 back in its box, never to be played again, is the awful picture quality. Just as I did with the SNES2 + S-Video, I found out the hard way that the NES2 doesn't do composite. But then I decided that RF would probably be good enough until I saw the NES2 running for the first time.
It has jaggy sort of pixelated vertical shadow lines across the screen. Sort of like the very faint lines my Duo has through S-Video, only noticible and ugly.
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Also, the only boards that accepted GamePaks were ST-V, Naomi/Naomi2/Satellite Terminal and MegaTech/MegaPlay.
I don't think we are discussing the same thing here, young padawan. (http://www.nintendo.com/consumer/systems/nes/trouble_game.jsp)
That's the point. :P
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Yup.. playing backups are easier.
I'm not sure what you are talking about there. Every DC plays any self booting ISO you get from the internet with ease.
Now, there was at one point an announcement that DC's would not longer support the virtually non-existent Mil-CD format because that feature contained the hole that allowed bootlegs to be played so easily. Truthfully I wonder just how many, if any, of these non-Mil-CD compatible DCs exist. I personally have never seen a DC that won't play CD-R games, and I know that even the later units like the Hello Kitty, and Sakura Wars DCs play them them.
If you actually have a DC that won't play CDs its pretty rare specimen. My theory is that stockpiles were so high at the time of the announcement that the production change never went into effect. Shit, Sega still had DCs (refirbs, anyway) when Radialgy was released in 2006.
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I'm not sure what you are talking about there. Every DC plays any self booting ISO you get from the internet with ease.
Now, there was at one point an announcement that DC's would not longer support the virtually non-existent Mil-CD format because that feature contained the hole that allowed bootlegs to be played so easily. Truthfully I wonder just how many, if any, of these non-Mil-CD compatible DCs exist. I personally have never seen a DC that won't play CD-R games, and I know that even the later units like the Hello Kitty, and Sakura Wars DCs play them them.
If you actually have a DC that won't play CDs its pretty rare specimen. My theory is that stockpiles were so high at the time of the announcement that the production change never went into effect. Shit, Sega still had DCs (refirbs, anyway) when Radialgy was released in 2006.
I think I recall reading somewhere that only a few runs of Japanese DC units were affected. IIRC, no North American units went through this.
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I've made up my mind... I want a Dragons Lair Laser Disc shoved up my ass. Drop it into my ass... like a tic-tac. Hhahahahahah.
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I'm not sure what you are talking about there. Every DC plays any self booting ISO you get from the internet with ease.
Now, there was at one point an announcement that DC's would not longer support the virtually non-existent Mil-CD format because that feature contained the hole that allowed bootlegs to be played so easily. Truthfully I wonder just how many, if any, of these non-Mil-CD compatible DCs exist. I personally have never seen a DC that won't play CD-R games, and I know that even the later units like the Hello Kitty, and Sakura Wars DCs play them them.
If you actually have a DC that won't play CDs its pretty rare specimen. My theory is that stockpiles were so high at the time of the announcement that the production change never went into effect. Shit, Sega still had DCs (refirbs, anyway) when Radialgy was released in 2006.
I think I recall reading somewhere that only a few runs of Japanese DC units were affected. IIRC, no North American units went through this.
Later released US systems did seem to have issues with cd-r stuff. Whatever it was to do with it,it wasn't the lasers either,because I tested that out by swapping out lasers onto a first generation US release deck.
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Later released US systems did seem to have issues with cd-r stuff. Whatever it was to do with it,it wasn't the lasers either,because I tested that out by swapping out lasers onto a first generation US release deck.
Well, to clarify, we aren't talking about "issues", we are talking about total %100 incompatibility. When Mil CD support was dropped, playing anything that wasn't a GD Rom or GD-R was supposed to be impossible.
If a DC doesn't like CD-Rs, but once in a while plays them (or plays a retail Beamcast!, for that matter) then its trouble with CD-Rs is unrelated.
I was working at EB when the DC died, and I saw loads of people buy $49.99 DCs just to play boots, and never once had a guy complain, and believe me they would. My girlfriend bought one of those Sonic packs that came with a few Sonic games. That one played CD-Rs just fine too.
My DC has had spells where it doesn't feel like booting CD-Rs. Once a friend sent me this home brew compilation on two CDs, and only one of them worked. He said that was odd because they both worked for him. A few years later I tried it again and it worked perfectly.
There are actually guides online that tell you how to play boots and homebrews on non-Mil CD compatible DCs, but they are thought to be fake. I'll believe non-Mil CD DCs exists when I see one, basically.