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Title: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Hobo Xiphas on November 13, 2007, 01:38:49 PM
This has been a very hot topic in #lazerdorks and I would like to get everyones' opinion here.

I would go for the Odyssey 2 as it has a nice handle for easy insertion.  :-k
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Keranu on November 13, 2007, 01:51:03 PM
As Ernie already knows, I vote DS since they're the smallest I can think of. However those little DS carts have sharp edges, which could be painful on the anus. Neo Geo would possibly be the worst, but a Game Genie + Sonic & Knuckles + EA cartrdige would prove to be rough as well.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Tatsujin on November 13, 2007, 02:35:36 PM
HuCard and BeeCard all the way. but also i like the jap. MD cart! the jap/euro SFC cart is cool as well!!
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Joe Redifer on November 13, 2007, 02:41:09 PM
You forgot these painful looking "Mega Drive" cartridges:

(http://i19.tinypic.com/6czcoev.jpg)
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Black Tiger on November 13, 2007, 03:32:00 PM
The bigger and more painful the better! Do arcade pcbs count? :P
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Hobo Xiphas on November 13, 2007, 04:29:30 PM
No
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Post by: Kitsunexus on November 13, 2007, 06:46:54 PM
This thread sucks. Thanks for mentioning the GameKing though, that thing RULES!
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: WoodyXP on November 13, 2007, 07:37:18 PM
game.com

Whenever I think about game.com turds come to mind.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: guyjin on November 14, 2007, 01:24:35 AM
game.com

Whenever I think about game.com turds come to mind.

I loled.

i am also in the 'smaller = better' camp, which would include the DS, WS and game.com.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: bust3dstr8 on November 14, 2007, 01:50:19 AM
The bigger and more painful the better! Do arcade pcbs count? :P

No
This should help fill the "void"
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Necromancer on November 14, 2007, 02:45:42 AM
I pick whichever is the largest..... er, wait I mean smallest (damn subconscious).

How 'bout the N64's cartridges?  I'm fairly certain that 92% of its library came from somebody's ass, so they should feel right at home in mine.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: nat on November 14, 2007, 03:03:31 AM
This thread sucks.

Agreed. In protest, I'm not going to vote.

My ass is exit-only, thank you!
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Paisa49 on November 14, 2007, 03:20:45 AM
Being sodomized by a game cartridge does not sound the least bit appealing to me. I think I just threw-up in my mouth.  :?
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Necromancer on November 14, 2007, 03:21:40 AM
My ass is exit-only, thank you!

Except when it comes time for the prostate exam, but why can I always feel a hand on both of my shoulders?
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: MurderDate on November 14, 2007, 05:18:17 AM
for me it's either SNES or Genesis.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: nat on November 14, 2007, 05:36:12 AM
You people are all seriously f*cked up in the head.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Kitsunexus on November 14, 2007, 07:35:30 AM
You people are all seriously f*cked up in the head.

And apparently in the butt.  :shock:

I feel violated. ._.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Black Tiger on November 14, 2007, 11:36:05 AM
Seriously, if you really wanted to get a cart right up there, with as little discomfort as possible, I'd say that GBA carts would work best. DS cards are to square and thin and would end up getting pushed face first. A GBA cart is nice and thin and long and should shove up easily on its narrow side. 8-[
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Keranu on November 14, 2007, 03:16:15 PM
Seriously, if you really wanted to get a cart right up there, with as little discomfort as possible, I'd say that GBA carts would work best. DS cards are to square and thin and would end up getting pushed face first. A GBA cart is nice and thin and long and should shove up easily on its narrow side. 8-[
Yeah like I mentioned, the DS carts could be a little dangerous on the anal walls becuase of it's sharp nature (same with those sharp Mega Drive carts!). However I think with proper lubrication, it would be the easiest.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Kitsunexus on November 14, 2007, 08:40:24 PM
While I really want to stay as FAR AWAY FROM THIS TOPIC AS POSSIBLE, I need to mention that you forgot the Fairchld Channel F.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Necromancer on November 15, 2007, 02:14:33 AM
While I really want to stay as FAR AWAY FROM THIS TOPIC AS POSSIBLE, I need to mention that you forgot the Fairchld Channel F.

So three posts (and counting) is as far away as possible, eh?  Methinks thou doth protest too much.  :)

I want to change my vote, 'cause you forgot the Super A'can!  Put the 'can in your can, get it?  Yeah, I slay me.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: kid_rondeau on November 15, 2007, 03:52:41 AM
Well, I wouldn't vote for Atari 2600 carts...particularly "Astroblast"...that game is all pointy and sharp!!

Feel free to add any jokes about "Ass Blast" or "Astroglide" as you see fit.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: SuperDeadite on November 15, 2007, 04:33:09 AM
Neo Geo.  If you're gonna do it, might as well go all out.  Might require a sledge hammer to get completely in though.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Keranu on November 15, 2007, 09:08:29 AM
Neo Geo.  If you're gonna do it, might as well go all out.  Might require a sledge hammer to get completely in though.
I like your courage. I never would've suspected it from your avatar, but you got balls.  :clap:
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: FM-77 on November 15, 2007, 01:22:37 PM
N-Gage.

(http://ngagemedia.ign.com/ngage/image/holdingmmc.jpg)

NOT MY HAND
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: nat on November 15, 2007, 01:33:35 PM
Is there something offensive about that hand, or something?
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Joe Redifer on November 15, 2007, 01:42:17 PM
He probably doesn't want anyone thinking that he was touching an N-Gage game.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Tatsujin on November 15, 2007, 02:31:43 PM
haha..N-Qaqe. i just won't remember!
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Turbo D on November 15, 2007, 03:59:34 PM
have you played that version of monkey ball, Joe?
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Joe Redifer on November 15, 2007, 05:18:19 PM
I've never even seen an N-Gage in real life.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: MotoRoaderMike on November 15, 2007, 05:50:38 PM
....
What the hell?
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: FM-77 on November 16, 2007, 10:51:11 AM
Is there something offensive about that hand, or something?
Huh?
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: nat on November 16, 2007, 12:13:31 PM
You were so quick to make sure people didn't think it was your hand or anything. It seemed to me there must be something offensive about it for you to be so quick to notify everyone.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: FM-77 on November 16, 2007, 12:46:06 PM
I can't see anything offensive about it. It's just not my hand. My hand looks like this:

(http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3456/hjalpandehandwy3.jpg)
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Necromancer on November 16, 2007, 05:12:44 PM
Such pretty nail polish.....
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: guyjin on November 21, 2007, 04:18:25 AM
...after quite a bit of prodding (  :-" ) I got my brother and his boyfriend to answer the question.

As you might guess, they are my local experts in things up the butt.

their answer amounts to 'cartridges are not very well shaped for stimulation. so if we had to pick one, it would be very small, like the DS.'
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Turbo D on November 21, 2007, 07:37:21 AM
you didn't show them that goatse picture? You could fit an AES cart up that ass, roflmao
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Necromancer on November 21, 2007, 07:43:18 AM
Did someone say goatse?  Have a cookie!

(http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/22a4d62b359746430aa999ff505d58462g.jpg) (http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=2fn5so2xl5b&thumb=4)
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Turbo D on November 21, 2007, 07:45:18 AM
 :o RofLmaO, its the goatse cookie!!!1  :lol:
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Hobo Xiphas on November 23, 2007, 07:28:42 PM
...after quite a bit of prodding (  :-" ) I got my brother and his boyfriend to answer the question.

As you might guess, they are my local experts in things up the butt.

their answer amounts to 'cartridges are not very well shaped for stimulation. so if we had to pick one, it would be very small, like the DS.'

This is my favorite post on this board ever.

Thanks for going the extra mile and actually getting research!
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: guyjin on November 24, 2007, 03:05:48 AM

This is my favorite post on this board ever.

Thanks for going the extra mile and actually getting research!

Nice to know someone appreciates my hard work; my brother and his boyfriend just thought it was annoying.  :twisted:
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: MissaFX on November 30, 2007, 11:34:08 AM
I voted the 32X, some of those games like Doom get as hot as coffee.
I've heard the phrase "hot coffee enema" before, and I have to assume that getting one of those might leave you with the same feeling that every person had who purchased a 32X.  I had a friend who actually purchased a 32X and did it for 32X CD games...of which I think there were like, 2?  The fireman game is the only one I remember.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Turbo D on November 30, 2007, 11:55:29 AM
that fireman game was a pain in the butt! you have to do a disk swap to play the 32x version, it took very long.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Kitsunexus on February 14, 2008, 05:55:15 PM
that fireman game was a pain in the butt!

I cannot let such delicious irony go to waste.  :lol:
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Turbo D on February 15, 2008, 12:25:55 PM
 #-o  :lol:
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: guyjin on February 15, 2008, 12:52:41 PM
farenheit is indeed suck. you can't even play the 32x version if you have a frontloading Sega CD.

Then again, that's probably a good thing, since the plain old Sega CD is made of suck.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Turbo D on February 15, 2008, 12:58:33 PM
The model 1 is the best! You can't beat Hook without it. I know; when I was in the last level on my model 2 it locked up  :x
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Joe Redifer on February 15, 2008, 01:25:11 PM
32X Fahrenheit plays fine on my Model 1 Sega CD.  Model 1 Sega CD rules.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Hobo Xiphas on February 15, 2008, 06:27:26 PM
Model 1 everything is better when it comes to Sega.

Although I'll let you make a case that the revised US Saturn is better than the original.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Keranu on February 15, 2008, 06:33:35 PM
Model 1 everything is better when it comes to Sega.

Although I'll let you make a case that the revised US Saturn is better than the original.
I tend to think model 1 from every company is better.

Now, correct me if I am wrong, but weren't the original Dreamcast models also better than the later ones? I seem to recall the original models being easier to play back ups on.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Turbo D on February 15, 2008, 06:34:53 PM
I like my model 2 nes over the toaster.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Kitsunexus on February 15, 2008, 06:35:19 PM
Model 1 everything is better when it comes to Sega.

Model 2 has better games.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Keranu on February 15, 2008, 06:37:01 PM
I like my model 2 nes over the toaster.
This has been discussed on these forums before, you don't want to temper with Helgeson! (or me  :mrgreen: )
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Turbo D on February 15, 2008, 06:45:25 PM
Its a good thing I didn't mention how much I loved my dog bone controller  :wink:
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Hobo Xiphas on February 15, 2008, 06:46:17 PM
Sorry, the model 1 sucks.  Let Helgeson rant about video quality all he wants, at least us model 2 owners can get our Game Paks to actually work.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Kitsunexus on February 15, 2008, 06:58:08 PM
Sorry, the model 1 sucks.  Let Helgeson rant about video quality all he wants, at least us model 2 owners can get our Game Paks to actually work.

Model 1 doesn't suck, it just doesn't have as many games as Model 2. Also, the only boards that accepted GamePaks were ST-V, Naomi/Naomi2/Satellite Terminal and MegaTech/MegaPlay.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: WoodyXP on February 15, 2008, 08:30:40 PM
Now, correct me if I am wrong, but weren't the original Dreamcast models also better than the later ones? I seem to recall the original models being easier to play back ups on.

Yup.. playing backups are easier.  The first model also has an uber-l33t cooling system made of heat sinks and a bunch of aluminum pipes... all that was replaced by a single, cheap plastic fan in the later models.  You can tell which one you have by looking at the exhaust.. if you have a gray aluminum fan in there you're good... if you see a black plastic fan you got a cheapo... hahahah
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Keranu on February 15, 2008, 08:58:03 PM
Sorry, the model 1 sucks.  Let Helgeson rant about video quality all he wants, at least us model 2 owners can get our Game Paks to actually work.
Model 2's really work no greater than model 1's just because the carts go in vertically, that's a myth. Besides, why on Earth would you want a six inch cartridge sticking straight up into the air? Not to mention the original is about a 1,000x cooler looking (and better controllers).
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Hobo Xiphas on February 15, 2008, 09:11:14 PM
We've been over this territory many times, K.

I think it's for the best to leave it since we are never going to agree with each other.

Considering what topic we are discussing this in, I think the real question is what model would you prefer shoved up you butt?  I'd take the rounded edges of a top-loader over the boxy original.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Hobo Xiphas on February 15, 2008, 09:13:59 PM
Also, the only boards that accepted GamePaks were ST-V, Naomi/Naomi2/Satellite Terminal and MegaTech/MegaPlay.


I don't think we are discussing the same thing here, young padawan. (http://www.nintendo.com/consumer/systems/nes/trouble_game.jsp)
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Keranu on February 15, 2008, 09:21:49 PM
We've been over this territory many times, K.

I think it's for the best to leave it since we are never going to agree with each other.
But you deny the fact that it's the cartridge connector that makes NES systems screw up, not the direction you insert the cartridge!  ](*,)

Quote from: Crystalis Xiphas
Considering what topic we are discussing this in, I think the real question is what model would you prefer shoved up you butt?  I'd take the rounded edges of a top-loader over the boxy original.
Well if I had a butthole that could somehow handle such large objects, I think I may have to take the boxy original because the weird shape and pointy controller port area of the top-loader might cause some serious problems. How about this: Would you rather have an original NES with a cartridge in it shoved up your butt or a top-loader NES with a cartridge in it shoved up your butt?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Black Tiger on February 16, 2008, 03:59:32 AM
Sorry, the model 1 sucks.  Let Helgeson rant about video quality all he wants, at least us model 2 owners can get our Game Paks to actually work.
Model 2's really work no greater than model 1's just because the carts go in vertically, that's a myth. Besides, why on Earth would you want a six inch cartridge sticking straight up into the air? Not to mention the original is about a 1,000x cooler looking (and better controllers).

The only consoles I enjoy "feeding" games to are the Duos and original Sega/Mega-CD. Its really nice to get to plug in carts vertically on the NES2, like an SMS or Genesis. I was shocked to find that the NES2 pads control 10 times better than the old NES pads.

The one thing that made me put my recently purchased mint CIB NES2 back in its box, never to be played again, is the awful picture quality. Just as I did with the SNES2 + S-Video, I found out the hard way that the NES2 doesn't do composite. But then I decided that RF would probably be good enough until I saw the NES2 running for the first time.

It has jaggy sort of pixelated vertical shadow lines across the screen. Sort of like the very faint lines my Duo has through S-Video, only noticible and ugly.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Kitsunexus on February 16, 2008, 05:16:20 AM
Also, the only boards that accepted GamePaks were ST-V, Naomi/Naomi2/Satellite Terminal and MegaTech/MegaPlay.


I don't think we are discussing the same thing here, young padawan. (http://www.nintendo.com/consumer/systems/nes/trouble_game.jsp)


That's the point. :P
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: SignOfZeta on February 16, 2008, 08:31:11 AM
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Yup.. playing backups are easier. 

I'm not sure what you are talking about there. Every DC plays any self booting ISO you get from the internet with ease.

Now, there was at one point an announcement that DC's would not longer support the virtually non-existent Mil-CD format because that feature contained the hole that allowed bootlegs to be played so easily. Truthfully I wonder just how many, if any, of these non-Mil-CD compatible DCs exist. I personally have never seen a DC that won't play CD-R games, and I know that even the later units like the Hello Kitty, and Sakura Wars DCs play them them.

If you actually have a DC that won't play CDs its pretty rare specimen. My theory is that stockpiles were so high at the time of the announcement that the production change never went into effect. Shit, Sega still had DCs (refirbs, anyway) when Radialgy was released in 2006.

Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: termis on February 16, 2008, 04:39:12 PM
I'm not sure what you are talking about there. Every DC plays any self booting ISO you get from the internet with ease.

Now, there was at one point an announcement that DC's would not longer support the virtually non-existent Mil-CD format because that feature contained the hole that allowed bootlegs to be played so easily. Truthfully I wonder just how many, if any, of these non-Mil-CD compatible DCs exist. I personally have never seen a DC that won't play CD-R games, and I know that even the later units like the Hello Kitty, and Sakura Wars DCs play them them.

If you actually have a DC that won't play CDs its pretty rare specimen. My theory is that stockpiles were so high at the time of the announcement that the production change never went into effect. Shit, Sega still had DCs (refirbs, anyway) when Radialgy was released in 2006.

I think I recall reading somewhere that only a few runs of Japanese DC units were affected.  IIRC, no North American units went through this.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: WoodyXP on February 16, 2008, 11:18:02 PM
I've made up my mind... I want a Dragons Lair Laser Disc shoved up my ass.  Drop it into my ass... like a tic-tac.  Hhahahahahah.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: Michael Helgeson on February 17, 2008, 03:54:19 AM
I'm not sure what you are talking about there. Every DC plays any self booting ISO you get from the internet with ease.

Now, there was at one point an announcement that DC's would not longer support the virtually non-existent Mil-CD format because that feature contained the hole that allowed bootlegs to be played so easily. Truthfully I wonder just how many, if any, of these non-Mil-CD compatible DCs exist. I personally have never seen a DC that won't play CD-R games, and I know that even the later units like the Hello Kitty, and Sakura Wars DCs play them them.

If you actually have a DC that won't play CDs its pretty rare specimen. My theory is that stockpiles were so high at the time of the announcement that the production change never went into effect. Shit, Sega still had DCs (refirbs, anyway) when Radialgy was released in 2006.

I think I recall reading somewhere that only a few runs of Japanese DC units were affected.  IIRC, no North American units went through this.

Later released US systems did seem to have issues with cd-r stuff. Whatever it was to do with it,it wasn't the lasers either,because I tested that out by swapping out lasers onto a first generation US release deck.
Title: Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
Post by: SignOfZeta on February 17, 2008, 06:17:27 AM
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Later released US systems did seem to have issues with cd-r stuff. Whatever it was to do with it,it wasn't the lasers either,because I tested that out by swapping out lasers onto a first generation US release deck.

Well, to clarify, we aren't talking about "issues", we are talking about total %100 incompatibility. When Mil CD support was dropped, playing anything that wasn't a GD Rom or GD-R was supposed to be impossible.

If a DC doesn't like CD-Rs, but once in a while plays them (or plays a retail Beamcast!, for that matter) then its trouble with CD-Rs is unrelated.

I was working at EB when the DC died, and I saw loads of people buy $49.99 DCs just to play boots, and never once had a guy complain, and believe me they would. My girlfriend bought one of those Sonic packs that came with a few Sonic games. That one played CD-Rs just fine too.

My DC has had spells where it doesn't feel like booting CD-Rs. Once a friend sent me this home brew compilation on two CDs, and only one of them worked. He said that was odd because they both worked for him. A few years later I tried it again and it worked perfectly.

There are actually guides online that tell you how to play boots and homebrews on non-Mil CD compatible DCs, but they are thought to be fake. I'll believe non-Mil CD DCs exists when I see one, basically.