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Title: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Joe Redifer on November 21, 2007, 01:13:43 AM
...while urinating? 

We all love to urinate.  It' a fantastic pastime which everyone partakes in.  But how long have you gone?  How much urine can you store?  The stream must be continuous, none of the ending squirts or shakes count.

I think my record is about 1:45.  That's a minute and 45 seconds, not an hour and 45 minutes. 

This is going to be an amazing thread.  I can't wait for people to Google my name and this shows up, especially prospective employers.

No pictures or video, please.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: guyjin on November 21, 2007, 01:56:22 AM
This is going to be an amazing thread.  I can't wait for people to Google my name and this shows up, especially prospective employers.

Well, that's your own fault for using your real(?) name on the internets.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Joe Redifer on November 21, 2007, 02:00:38 AM
You're avoiding the topic.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Necromancer on November 21, 2007, 03:05:47 AM
17 days: 13 hours: 45 minutes: 7 seconds, and I can open beer bottles with my prostate.  I have what's called HHS (Hank Hill Syndrome), which is normal bladder capacity coupled with an extremely narrow urethra.  :^o
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: nat on November 21, 2007, 04:02:43 AM
I've never had the urge to time myself, but I've had some reaaaally long pisses before.

Joe, how do you know that's your longest? Do you keep a stopwatch by the toilet or something?
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Kitsunexus on November 21, 2007, 06:02:40 AM
I actually expected this to say "of consciousness". I should have known better.  [-(
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Turbo D on November 21, 2007, 08:11:18 AM
lol, great topic! I have never been able to piss as long as you Joe  :oops: I'm a bit jealous too  :x The longest I have gone would probably be around 45 seconds. I'm going to start timing my self now. I have a plan too :twisted:
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Joe Redifer on November 21, 2007, 11:49:00 AM
Quote from: nat

Do you keep a stopwatch by the toilet or something?


No, but there is a clock in the bathroom that I can see.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Keranu on November 21, 2007, 03:19:31 PM
Aaron wouldn't approve of the non-descriptive topic  [-( .

I've never timed myself either, but I think I'm gonna have to start trying to now. I know I've taken some really long pisses before and I think I broke one at work recently. If I were to guess, it had to be around a minute or so long.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Joe Redifer on November 21, 2007, 04:38:28 PM
Just look at your watch when you start and then again when you stop.

The topic title here is more descriptive than 50% of other threads!!!   :dance:
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Turbo D on November 21, 2007, 04:40:24 PM
I wish I had a clock in the restroom. They always get fogged up when the showers on though. Do you have a special clock, Redifer?
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Joe Redifer on November 21, 2007, 07:44:29 PM
No, I just don't piss in the shower.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: ceti alpha on November 22, 2007, 05:31:36 AM
I've had some doozies in my time. I'd say at least as long as Joe, but I can't say for sure as I didn't exactly time it. For now on I'm timing it and this thread will one day be bumped with my all time record.  :roll:
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Turbo D on November 22, 2007, 06:41:54 AM
well this morning wasn't anything special  :x Maybe tommorrow, since I piss the longest in the mornings.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: ceti alpha on November 22, 2007, 07:03:29 AM
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well this morning wasn't anything special  Mad

hehe. Don't get angry. It makes it harder to piss.  :P
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Turbo D on November 22, 2007, 07:20:29 AM
lol, I'm going to drink a jack load of water tonight before bed  :twisted:
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Necromancer on November 23, 2007, 01:09:31 AM
.....and end up pissing the bed.  :lol:
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: FM-77 on November 23, 2007, 01:13:31 AM
Am I the only one who is bothered that on movies and tv-shows, they always pee like forever! It's so idiotic, they stand there having a conversation sometimes, talking about all sorts of stuff. NOBODY pees that long!
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Turbo D on November 23, 2007, 03:04:37 AM
apparently Redifer does  :-k
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Necromancer on November 23, 2007, 04:06:41 AM
If somebody tries to strike up a conversation at the urinals, I will follow my manners, turn to look 'em in the eyes, and lubricate their shoes.  Sometimes you have to mark your territory to make it clear to people that they're invading your space.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: ceti alpha on November 23, 2007, 04:41:12 AM
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Sometimes you have to mark your territory to make it clear to people that they're invading your space.

So that was you!!  :P

Seriously though my biggest public washroom pet peeve is when there are two urinals and a stall and someone walks in the bathroom and uses the urinal right next to the one you're using instead of the stall.  [-X
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Necromancer on November 23, 2007, 05:24:51 AM

Seriously though my biggest public washroom pet peeve is when there are two urinals and a stall and someone walks in the bathroom and uses the urinal right next to the one you're using instead of the stall.  [-X

That doesn't bother me, but it does when there's a dozen urinals and some dude comes up right next to me when nobody else is in the restroom.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: ceti alpha on November 23, 2007, 05:47:28 AM
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That doesn't bother me, but it does when there's a dozen urinals and some dude comes up right next to me when nobody else is in the restroom.

Yeah.  That's even worse. lol I guess only two urinals doesn't leave much choice for the other person.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Joe Redifer on November 23, 2007, 11:20:16 AM
Quote from: Necromancer

.....and end up pissing the bed.  :lol:


What's weird is that sometimes when I'm sleeping I'll dream that I need to pee badly or in fact that I am enjoying a lengthy pee.  I wake up and I find that I need to pee, but I never wet the bed.  I'm really good about bladder control.  It's crazy because you'd think if you were dreaming that you were peeing, that you'd probably actually do it.

But yeah, morning pisses are the longest.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Golgo13 on November 23, 2007, 10:19:42 PM
I think I made some kind of record in Denmark, sampling all the various kinds of beer there and then pissing in the street somewhere, I would say it must have been somewhere around redifers time.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Turbo D on November 24, 2007, 03:41:36 AM
I clocked in at 1:10 today.  8)
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: ceti alpha on November 25, 2007, 07:40:44 AM
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I clocked in at 1:10 today.  Cool

 :clap: Nicely done.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: nat on November 26, 2007, 05:47:47 AM
Quote from: Necromancer

.....and end up pissing the bed.  :lol:


What's weird is that sometimes when I'm sleeping I'll dream that I need to pee badly or in fact that I am enjoying a lengthy pee.  I wake up and I find that I need to pee, but I never wet the bed.  I'm really good about bladder control.  It's crazy because you'd think if you were dreaming that you were peeing, that you'd probably actually do it.


That happened to me when I was a little kid. I'm always paranoid every time I have a dream like that it will happen again. But it hasn't. Thank God.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Hobo Xiphas on November 26, 2007, 11:50:37 AM
This is a very good topic

But I don't have any clocks in the bathroom so I can't participate although I wish the rest of you good luck in this endeavor
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Joe Redifer on November 26, 2007, 11:53:49 AM
Use your watch.  Everyone on this forum wears a watch.  It is required to participate here.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Turbo D on November 26, 2007, 01:17:57 PM
I used my analog bidding clock.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Necromancer on November 27, 2007, 02:01:17 AM
Clocks are for suckers.  Learn to count.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Joe Redifer on November 27, 2007, 03:48:00 AM
A grandfather clock is perfect right next to the toilet.
Title: Re: What is your record for longest continuous stream...
Post by: Necromancer on November 27, 2007, 03:57:58 AM
Now I want to make a urinal out of a grandfather clock.  Failing that, I can just use a grandfather clock as a urinal.