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Non-NEC Console Related Discussion => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: Joe Redifer on November 21, 2007, 01:13:43 AM
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...while urinating?
We all love to urinate. It' a fantastic pastime which everyone partakes in. But how long have you gone? How much urine can you store? The stream must be continuous, none of the ending squirts or shakes count.
I think my record is about 1:45. That's a minute and 45 seconds, not an hour and 45 minutes.
This is going to be an amazing thread. I can't wait for people to Google my name and this shows up, especially prospective employers.
No pictures or video, please.
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This is going to be an amazing thread. I can't wait for people to Google my name and this shows up, especially prospective employers.
Well, that's your own fault for using your real(?) name on the internets.
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You're avoiding the topic.
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17 days: 13 hours: 45 minutes: 7 seconds, and I can open beer bottles with my prostate. I have what's called HHS (Hank Hill Syndrome), which is normal bladder capacity coupled with an extremely narrow urethra. :^o
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I've never had the urge to time myself, but I've had some reaaaally long pisses before.
Joe, how do you know that's your longest? Do you keep a stopwatch by the toilet or something?
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I actually expected this to say "of consciousness". I should have known better. [-(
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lol, great topic! I have never been able to piss as long as you Joe :oops: I'm a bit jealous too :x The longest I have gone would probably be around 45 seconds. I'm going to start timing my self now. I have a plan too :twisted:
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Do you keep a stopwatch by the toilet or something?
No, but there is a clock in the bathroom that I can see.
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Aaron wouldn't approve of the non-descriptive topic [-( .
I've never timed myself either, but I think I'm gonna have to start trying to now. I know I've taken some really long pisses before and I think I broke one at work recently. If I were to guess, it had to be around a minute or so long.
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Just look at your watch when you start and then again when you stop.
The topic title here is more descriptive than 50% of other threads!!! :dance:
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I wish I had a clock in the restroom. They always get fogged up when the showers on though. Do you have a special clock, Redifer?
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No, I just don't piss in the shower.
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I've had some doozies in my time. I'd say at least as long as Joe, but I can't say for sure as I didn't exactly time it. For now on I'm timing it and this thread will one day be bumped with my all time record. :roll:
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well this morning wasn't anything special :x Maybe tommorrow, since I piss the longest in the mornings.
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well this morning wasn't anything special Mad
hehe. Don't get angry. It makes it harder to piss. :P
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lol, I'm going to drink a jack load of water tonight before bed :twisted:
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.....and end up pissing the bed. :lol:
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Am I the only one who is bothered that on movies and tv-shows, they always pee like forever! It's so idiotic, they stand there having a conversation sometimes, talking about all sorts of stuff. NOBODY pees that long!
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apparently Redifer does :-k
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If somebody tries to strike up a conversation at the urinals, I will follow my manners, turn to look 'em in the eyes, and lubricate their shoes. Sometimes you have to mark your territory to make it clear to people that they're invading your space.
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Sometimes you have to mark your territory to make it clear to people that they're invading your space.
So that was you!! :P
Seriously though my biggest public washroom pet peeve is when there are two urinals and a stall and someone walks in the bathroom and uses the urinal right next to the one you're using instead of the stall. [-X
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Seriously though my biggest public washroom pet peeve is when there are two urinals and a stall and someone walks in the bathroom and uses the urinal right next to the one you're using instead of the stall. [-X
That doesn't bother me, but it does when there's a dozen urinals and some dude comes up right next to me when nobody else is in the restroom.
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That doesn't bother me, but it does when there's a dozen urinals and some dude comes up right next to me when nobody else is in the restroom.
Yeah. That's even worse. lol I guess only two urinals doesn't leave much choice for the other person.
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.....and end up pissing the bed. :lol:
What's weird is that sometimes when I'm sleeping I'll dream that I need to pee badly or in fact that I am enjoying a lengthy pee. I wake up and I find that I need to pee, but I never wet the bed. I'm really good about bladder control. It's crazy because you'd think if you were dreaming that you were peeing, that you'd probably actually do it.
But yeah, morning pisses are the longest.
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I think I made some kind of record in Denmark, sampling all the various kinds of beer there and then pissing in the street somewhere, I would say it must have been somewhere around redifers time.
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I clocked in at 1:10 today. 8)
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I clocked in at 1:10 today. Cool
:clap: Nicely done.
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.....and end up pissing the bed. :lol:
What's weird is that sometimes when I'm sleeping I'll dream that I need to pee badly or in fact that I am enjoying a lengthy pee. I wake up and I find that I need to pee, but I never wet the bed. I'm really good about bladder control. It's crazy because you'd think if you were dreaming that you were peeing, that you'd probably actually do it.
That happened to me when I was a little kid. I'm always paranoid every time I have a dream like that it will happen again. But it hasn't. Thank God.
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This is a very good topic
But I don't have any clocks in the bathroom so I can't participate although I wish the rest of you good luck in this endeavor
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Use your watch. Everyone on this forum wears a watch. It is required to participate here.
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I used my analog bidding clock.
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Clocks are for suckers. Learn to count.
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A grandfather clock is perfect right next to the toilet.
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Now I want to make a urinal out of a grandfather clock. Failing that, I can just use a grandfather clock as a urinal.