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Title: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: Golgo13 on November 28, 2007, 08:50:24 AM
Since I just got home form a night of drinking, i figured just for the hell of it I will post for no particular reason.

You know something, f*ckng xbox sucks, xbox is for f*cking communists, if you like xbox, or you only put ketchup on hotdogs, your a f*cking communist, and we know communists suck. and for that matter, what the f*ck is wrong with these kids today, and this f*cking new systems, with the god damn 3D graphics and shit, saying that Turbo Grafx is stupid and "Ancient" you know what I have to say to those little shits? f*ck off you little bastard you, your were an accident, so who gives a f*ck what you think.  and another thing who the f*ck came up with the idea of advancing graphics out ofthe 16 bit era, that was f*cking stupid, I mean everyhthing was the shit until they went and f*cked it all up I mean what the hell is going on today, what they f*cking did?  Why is all this shit f*cked up?
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: Turbo D on November 28, 2007, 09:26:09 AM
You tell them golgo  :) damn xbox bastards  :x
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: Kitsunexus on November 28, 2007, 09:27:03 AM
I actually like the 360.
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: Necromancer on November 28, 2007, 09:29:38 AM
Settle down, 'nilla!  Chill out and have another beer before you pull on a wife beater and do same.  :lol:
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: FM-77 on November 28, 2007, 10:02:15 AM
Video games are getting better every year. This is not an opinion.
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: nat on November 28, 2007, 10:03:31 AM
You know, I practically agree with everything Golgo said.

3D games, no matter how good, are 90% crappier than 2D games.

And XBOX fanboys make me mad, too. Micro-penis-soft, indeed.
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: FM-77 on November 28, 2007, 10:05:47 AM
Micro-penis-soft has always sucked. But unlike the original Xbox, the 360 actually does feature a handful of good games. Of course, none of these games were touched by the 'penis. Other companies made them.
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: Tablet on November 28, 2007, 10:14:55 AM
I actually like the 360.

Same here
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: Turbo D on November 28, 2007, 11:36:02 AM
I like the Halo franchise, but am not a big fan of the xbox or 360. 2D games will always be better than 3-D!

the 360 actually does feature a handful of good games. Of course, none of these games were touched by the 'penis.

rofl  :lol: post of the month!
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: Keranu on November 28, 2007, 02:48:57 PM
You know something, f*ckng xbox sucks, xbox is for f*cking communists, if you like xbox, or you only put ketchup on hotdogs, your a f*cking communist,
Very true.
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: TR0N on November 28, 2007, 03:05:46 PM
LOL the 360 well for the hardware not being reliable.

That's my only nickpick about it.

Nuff said.
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: Kitsunexus on November 28, 2007, 03:53:11 PM
After thinking about this for a while, this sounds like Golgo was walking around in the mall with a little Captain in him and he walks into this Gamestop, right?  So he's all "WASSSSSUP" and this kid who's just playing around on the 360 (probably Rock Band, the little MTV cretins) was all "Not again..".

So Golgo, thinking this kid was a hot chick (when in fact he was a 13-year old fat acne-ridden boy) was all "SO YOU LIKE XBOX!?" to which the kid replies "Yeah..." . And Golgo is all "XBOX SUCKS, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TURBO GRAFX! THATS DA BOMBSHIZZLE! TURBO GRAFX POWER!" And they made some jokes about the TG-16 being an ancient relic and how Golgo must be a time traveler from the future (http://dresdencodak.com/cartoons/dc_035.htm) and Golgo gets all mad and falls over and wakes up next to the train tracks.

That's my theory, anyways...
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: FM-77 on November 28, 2007, 10:44:49 PM
That sounds likely. I'm serious.
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: Sinistron on November 29, 2007, 03:51:53 AM
The concept of what a videogame is has radically changed.  Games these days are all 3-D real time identity simulations.  Every attempt is being made to make the experience more real.  Next there will be pain without consequence (like eating hot sauce) when your character gets hurt.   Most of these games are endless variations of Doom.  These games take too dang long to finish too.  I ENJOY coming home, smoking a bowl and beating a game within a 1/2 hour to an hour (or a couple of nights for an RPG).  And I don't like having to be a rocket scientist with twenty buttons on a controller.  Dang systems make me feel like a fogging putz.   =P~ 
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: Sinistron on November 29, 2007, 04:00:34 AM
I always wonder though just how these systems make money when it takes years to beat these games.  A kid could buy one game a year and play it to death and still have handfulls of missions left.  Whenever I talk to a friend with one of the 7th generation machines- it's always "I'm still playing this game".  So why bother buying others until you finish it?  It's probably people feeling left out.  They have to stay up to date- have the newest shit- even if they've not finished their other games and buying new ones will just push the unfinished ones further back on their plates.  That seems stressful to me- always feeling like you've got to stay up with the newest and freshest.  Feeling like you're one second from becoming a dinosaur- like there's some kind of way to live forever or something.  f*ck it.  Grow old already and stop yer' fogging nipple nipping. 
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: Golgo13 on November 29, 2007, 05:30:28 AM
After thinking about this for a while, this sounds like Golgo was walking around in the mall with a little Captain in him and he walks into this Gamestop, right?  So he's all "WASSSSSUP" and this kid who's just playing around on the 360 (probably Rock Band, the little MTV cretins) was all "Not again..".

So Golgo, thinking this kid was a hot chick (when in fact he was a 13-year old fat acne-ridden boy) was all "SO YOU LIKE XBOX!?" to which the kid replies "Yeah..." . And Golgo is all "XBOX SUCKS, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TURBO GRAFX! THATS DA BOMBSHIZZLE! TURBO GRAFX POWER!" And they made some jokes about the TG-16 being an ancient relic and how Golgo must be a time traveler from the future (http://dresdencodak.com/cartoons/dc_035.htm) and Golgo gets all mad and falls over and wakes up next to the train tracks.

That's my theory, anyways...



Thats quite a theory, but your way off, actually now that im sober again, I am surprised I used so much profanity.  But when I first heard about "Xbox" I thought it was some kind of joke, like a fake name somebody in one of the video game mags came up with.  It just did not seem real to me that somebody could come up with a name for something so stupid.  The 360 is an improvement for sure, but how the hell could it not be, and I guess i am just bitter about how games now are not pick up and play anymore and now is all about having 10 buttons and just simply improving graphics.
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: Turbo D on November 29, 2007, 06:56:26 AM
Ya, when I first heard of "xbox," I thought it was a code name for the console. lol. I should have known better. It was huge too! wtf?  :lol:
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: Necromancer on November 29, 2007, 08:01:18 AM
At least the name didn't get gayer (i.e. Revolution ending up as Wii).
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: Kitsunexus on November 29, 2007, 08:56:45 AM
I thought the Xbox wouldn't be the real name either, but I never thought it was stupid, because I just thought it was like "Xtreme Box", a.k.a. a specialized high-power PC designed just for gaming.

And in a sense, it was.
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: Turbo D on November 29, 2007, 02:12:02 PM
At least the name didn't get gayer (i.e. Revolution ending up as Wii).

Ya, I can't get over how gay that ended up  [-( I mean it was bad-ass at first; it was called the revolution and it was black. Now its called a Wii, wtf is that, haha. The games seem to entertain people though, so I guess it doesn't matter.
Title: Re: The Drunken incoherant ramblings of golgo 13
Post by: MissaFX on December 01, 2007, 05:58:54 AM
I own an xbox, it makes a great emulator system.  I have Killer Instinct I and II, all my sega CD games since my sega CDX was stolen many years ago.  It also plays many LD arcade games.

Very few of the xbox games are worth playing, but it makes a nice little TV computer to run other games.