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Title: And now for something completely different.
Post by: guyjin on February 27, 2008, 08:47:04 AM
 :-$ [-X :^o =P~  :-k :shock: :mrgreen: :dance: ](*,)
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Post by: MissaFX on February 27, 2008, 08:59:44 AM
first reply!  oh...wait erm.
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Post by: Necromancer on February 27, 2008, 09:06:19 AM
I only stop when I'm sleeping, and sometimes not even then.  In fact, I'm doing it right now.   :twisted:
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Post by: Arjak on February 27, 2008, 10:18:21 AM
I'm afraid I have to answer truthfully. My average is once a day.

This is one twisted topic! I hope it doesn't get locked. It's awesome, and dedicated to a real issue that most people don't want to have to think about.

Brave move, Guyjin! :clap:
Title: Re: And now for something completely different.
Post by: nat on February 27, 2008, 10:45:37 AM
I think I can speak for the entire administration when I say there's no danger of this one getting locked.  :wink:
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Post by: MissaFX on February 27, 2008, 10:50:14 AM
I'd insert here a movie clip of Salem from Sabrina saying, "Do it, do it, do it!" in his evil voice but youtube has failed me, again!
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Post by: esteban on February 27, 2008, 01:05:29 PM
Ha!
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Post by: Sinistron on February 27, 2008, 01:09:07 PM
Ha now I don't have to feel bad about it- there's a thread about it!

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Post by: Turbo D on February 27, 2008, 02:51:43 PM
Its everyday for me. Every now and then its twice a day  :twisted: I've been enjoying those youtube like pornsites you dudes posted in that one thread about a month ago, lol.
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Post by: Sinistron on February 27, 2008, 02:54:44 PM
ha.  yeah tell me about it.  I texted a friend recently inquiring on a good site since I found out that viruses don't infect the iMac- and he wrote back- "redtube.  Wonderful."

Is it ever!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: And now for something completely different.
Post by: TR0N on February 27, 2008, 03:50:38 PM


Is your wife a goer !?
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Post by: nat on February 27, 2008, 04:41:44 PM
You multiple-time-a-day folk are nuts. I don't have time to do it once a day, much less multiple times. Beyond that, my woman is around enough to keep the urge in check when I do have time. That makes me a once-a-week to a couple-times-a-week-at-most kinda guy.
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Post by: Joe Redifer on February 27, 2008, 05:20:49 PM
Man, I really don't want to know these kinds of things about you people.  What's next, a thread with pictures of our used toilet paper?
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Post by: nectarsis on February 27, 2008, 05:22:17 PM
...THE LARCH  :mrgreen:
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Post by: nat on February 27, 2008, 05:23:34 PM
Prudes!
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Post by: Kitsunexus on February 27, 2008, 06:17:53 PM
3+ times a day. Kills time.
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Post by: rainbow_bright on February 28, 2008, 12:26:01 AM
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Post by: nodtveidt on February 28, 2008, 02:15:16 PM
Without hands, there would be no domestic abuse, thievery, or finger puppets.
Without breasts, there would be no breast cancer, titty porn, or Maidenform.

I could go on and on.
Title: Re: And now for something completely different.
Post by: Kitsunexus on February 28, 2008, 05:02:54 PM
Without hands, there would be no domestic abuse, thievery, or finger puppets.
Without breasts, there would be no breast cancer, titty porn, or Maidenform.

I could go on and on.


Wait wait, I don't get it. Negative, negative, positive or negative, negative, negative???? o_0
Title: Re: And now for something completely different.
Post by: nat on February 28, 2008, 05:09:43 PM
I don't get it either way. I'm not sure what he's trying to tell us, to be honest. Without penises and vaginas there'd be no masturbation? If that's the case all I have to say is-- well, duh.
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Post by: Necromancer on February 28, 2008, 05:12:55 PM
I could go on and on.

Can I play too?

Without anuses, we'd all be full of shit and couldn't have butt sex; and remember ladies, butt sex is safe sex.  :wink:

Back on topic - I might want to lay off a bit, since it's starting to chafe..... ahh, never mind.  Real men walk it off and play through the pain!
Title: Re: And now for something completely different.
Post by: Turbo D on February 28, 2008, 10:32:13 PM
like it says in the bible: " reach for your staff and be fruitful!"
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Post by: rainbow_bright on February 28, 2008, 10:58:34 PM
I was only saying that there is a huge dark aspect to sex and anyone that pretends there isn't is either pretending there isn't and doesn't want to admit it or is plain stupid.
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Post by: nodtveidt on February 29, 2008, 09:36:20 AM
You can apply a huge dark aspect to anything. That was my point.
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Post by: Turbo D on February 29, 2008, 01:04:14 PM
I was only saying that there is a huge dark aspect to sex and anyone that pretends there isn't is either pretending there isn't and doesn't want to admit it or is plain stupid.

Your right! you can turn off the lights during sex for the "dark asspect"  :P lol.
Title: Re: And now for something completely different.
Post by: rainbow_bright on February 29, 2008, 10:25:25 PM
I think you just don't get what I'm saying, but thats ok.

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Post by: rainbow_bright on February 29, 2008, 10:30:18 PM
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Post by: nodtveidt on February 29, 2008, 11:08:47 PM
If you think that stealing or someone slapping you has any comparison with rape or sexual abuse, then..I don't know what to say. I tried to make a point, obviously you don't really understand what I'm saying and think that any sort of dark side in sexuality, is comparable to this stuff. Best leave it.
Of course I get what you're saying. You're casting a "blame it" light (or darkness, really) on sexuality, which makes you sound like a pseudo-militant-feminist. My point was meant to counter the blatant attack by pointing out that you can apply the "blame it" tactic to virtually anything. Also, lest you forget that rape is a crime of hatred, not sexual attraction. I am so sick to death of the stupid negative connotation applied to sexuality that exists in society.

Also, if you think there's no comparison between rape and domestic abuse, then you've never been on the receiving end of either, know absolutely nothing about either, and should probably stfu on the subject.
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Post by: rainbow_bright on February 29, 2008, 11:54:42 PM
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Post by: nodtveidt on March 01, 2008, 12:16:08 AM
Dark side shmark side. Such constructs are superficial and society-influenced. A child raped by her father isn't due to sexual attraction but due to mental illness. A woman with rape fantasies isn't "dark", she's having a fantasy about being controlled and used by a man or, in most cases, many men...it's perfectly healthy and natural, and more common than you know. The power trip a person gets when they rape someone has nothing to do with sex...the sexual aspect is just used because it is a weakness...a weakness perpetrated and reinforced by our own society! Want to change it? Change society's thinking on the subject of sex, change society's thinking on women, and change society's thinking on pretty much everything to do with right and wrong. Good luck, give me a call when you've managed to do this.

To say that you've seen the impact on your friend's life is moot. If it had happened since she was 2, there's no way you would know what she would have been like without the abuse, all you can do is compare her to others, which doesn't work either because then you start slipping into the usual human laziness method of generalizing everyone. It's only when you know someone very well and then an event happens to them that changes their life...that's the only way you can say with any certainty that you've seen the impact. If this is all the child knows, it's going to be routine for them. It's not right for him to do what he's done (and he should probably be either strung up by his balls or at least committed to a mental institution), but she is still alive and could make something from her life despite the abuse. Only someone who wants to be a victim will play the victim card...I hope your friend isn't like this, I hope she has the sense enough to rise above her past and make something of her life rather than just wallow in self-pity like so many others do. I too was a victim of sexual abuse as a child, but I haven't allowed it to control my life. Too many others do.

You don't have to be female to be a militant feminist. All you have to be is deluded...it's an equal opportunity delusion.
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Post by: rainbow_bright on March 01, 2008, 12:55:14 AM
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Post by: rainbow_bright on March 01, 2008, 01:29:35 AM

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Post by: nodtveidt on March 01, 2008, 04:34:19 AM
You're right...this is probably a subject best left alone. But, I can try to explain the rape fantasy for you so it will help you understand it more...I'm not the best with descriptions so bear with me.

The whole idea behind rape fantasy is that the woman who is having the fantasy is absolutely powerless against the person or people who are assaulting her. Becoming an unwilling slut at the mercy of others, basically. These women are completely thrilled by the fact that someone is using them in a sexual way and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it. As you can probably tell, it's a fantasy based on powerlessness...which, in turn, actually suggests that rape itself is an act of control and power. The fantasy would be useless without the sexual part, of course...no woman would be turned on by being powerless in a job situation, for example. Some women are just the opposite...they are thrilled by the prospect of having complete control and power over a person or even many people. But as double standards go, no one would think twice about this as some kind of "problem"...actually, they'd probably say "wow that woman is so strong! bravo!".

Rape fantasy and "no strings attached" sex are completely different. In "no strings attached" sex, both people are of equal say in the matter, and no one expects anything of the other except a chance to get off.

Oh and I should clarify one thing...there's a huge difference between a feminist and a militant feminist. Some people would claim me to be a feminist but I'm not...I'm actually an equalist.
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Post by: rainbow_bright on March 01, 2008, 05:24:47 AM
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Post by: Kitsunexus on March 01, 2008, 05:27:42 AM
"anti human"

Same here dude, do you go to Fchan?
Title: Re: And now for something completely different.
Post by: rainbow_bright on March 01, 2008, 05:29:26 AM
f chan, is this a joke? What is f chan?

Honestly, I know I probably come across as crazy as a coconut sometmes !

http://fchan.us/

furry board? I thought this was going to be some sort of anti human discussion group lol :P 
Title: Re: And now for something completely different.
Post by: nodtveidt on March 01, 2008, 06:39:08 AM
I wouldn't confuse you with a misogynist. But the way you were talking sounded very much like the words of a militant feminist. I'm a philogynist myself, despite being somewhat misanthropic. :D
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Post by: rainbow_bright on March 01, 2008, 07:54:25 AM
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Post by: MurderDate on March 01, 2008, 08:03:01 AM
oh my god this thread took a NOSE DIVE !

speaking of whacking off,  I sent one of my fave porn stars (who shall remain nameless)  a fan letter today and RECEIVED A WARM REPLY !!!
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Post by: rainbow_bright on March 01, 2008, 08:06:02 AM
Name her!  O:), a WARM reply?
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Post by: Joe Redifer on March 01, 2008, 11:14:17 AM
So where are the posts in this thread from Missa, OldSchoolBlueKirby etc?
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Post by: Keranu on March 01, 2008, 11:50:36 AM
Jesus this is really explicit!
What a good first post :D .
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Post by: Dark Fact on March 03, 2008, 02:33:31 PM
Oh, I'm a guy who can grab his dick and shoot a couple of rounds per day! :wink:
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Post by: MurderDate on March 04, 2008, 12:07:07 AM
Oh, I'm a guy who can grab his dick and shoot a couple of rounds per day! :wink:

BANNED!!



just kidding :)