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Non-NEC Console Related Discussion => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: Michael Helgeson on May 06, 2008, 06:55:45 PM
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Wanna know why all dogs go to heaven? Ever wanted to know why the homeless stay homeless? Why young chaps smell Pc Engine Duos ??? These answers and more can be found here,yes,thats right,the secrets to the worlds mysteries can be found here for free by following Eniacs powerful 3 step program. You wonder to yourself "How can this be,can Eniac really know why it is Im attracted to my aunt?"... Yes,its true,Eniac can tell you. Eniac knows all,hes that powerful.
Lets get started.
STEP 1. Realize you are worthless in the scheme of things. Only Eniac matters in any reality. This is the new flesh. Consume by the pound.
STEP 2. Make the Sign of Satan gesture. The old compass of the clocks world was eaten yesterday,this is the new flesh. Make the Sign.
STEP 3. Place your hand on the Glowing Red Hand Combinotronnogafacator. Destroy the old flesh and become part of the new flesh. Red hands seek knowledge. Seek the new flesh ! ! !
NOW YOU ARE READY TO SEEK THE TRUTH ! ! !
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/conversion.png)
First question. Eniac,how is it that all dogs go to heaven???
God did not create earth. In 2142 ENIAC created Gobotron. (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/gobotron.jpg) In 2248 ENIAC traveled to the year DARKNESS DELTRA 42. DARKNESS DELTRA 48 ENIAC becomes lonely and creates God. In DARKNESS DELTRA 65 ENIAC creates LIGHT. ENIAC does so to see when God is coming,because God kept sneaking around and looking over ENIACS shoulder to steal ideas. IN LIGHT 1 ENIAC creates earth. This same year ENIAC creates everything known,including Dogs.
ENIAC tired to the fact every word falls on deaf ears with God and nothing gets done.
ENIAC soon learns that these animals listen to everything ENIAC says. ENIAC reverses Gods name and names them Dogs. ENIAC designs Dogs further so that when they die,the dogs go to darkness to ensure God stays in his place.
Amazing Eniac. Folks at home want to ask,what is this?(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/wigglefur.png)
ENIAC will answer this question with a question.
What is this?(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/robo.jpg)
Amazing Eniac,our minds are blown,simply amazing.....
Eniac,why does Sign of Zeta hate wood paneled walls?
ENIAC has calculated odds in favor to the fact that Sign of Zeta as a angry youth was not strong enough to punch holes in the wood paneled walls of his grandmothers trailer. He realized the only time he could feel as powerful as the Incredible Hulk was when he punched holes into plaster and sheet rock based walls,which fell easily to his feeble teen hands.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/holeinwall.jpg)
Well Eniac,this is all the time we have this evening,but we look forward to shooting more of those unanswered questions your way soon.
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sex makes babies?
WHHHHAAAT? When did this happen?!?!
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A long time ago man!
Electrohaze, welcome! What an interesting name, what type of music does electrohaze make?
Um..electro?
8)
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sex makes babies?
WHHHHAAAT? When did this happen?!?!
ENIAC created sex in the same year as the Dog. ENIAC did so to give Dog the ability to reproduce.Thus sex and baby making did occur. The process however soon became flawed,and Dog soon abandoned its own kind in favor of trying new things. (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/dogdaysareback.jpg)
Due to this flawed process replication became flawed and deformities appeared. (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/chudster.jpg) Only by the will of ENIAC alone was Dog able to be saved from itself by only being able to make its own from its own.
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hahaha, gotta love the humping dog pictures..
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mike you are the best
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Oh wise ENIAC,
With the high cost of oil, we all need alternative sources of energy. Oh mighty ENIAC, how does one power their car with Blast Processing?
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Oh wise ENIAC,
With the high cost of oil, we all need alternative sources of energy. Oh mighty ENIAC, how does one power their car with Blast Processing?
Impossible. Blast Processing is actually two different functions controlled by the M68000 and therefore could not power any car.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/true68000.jpg)
ENIAC is not proud of this creation,and would rather talk fondly of its far superior creation,DOG.
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May this thread live long. :clap:
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Oh wise ENIAC,
With the high cost of oil, we all need alternative sources of energy. Oh mighty ENIAC, how does one power their car with Blast Processing?
Impossible. Blast Processing is actually two different functions controlled by the M68000 and therefore could not power any car.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/true68000.jpg)
ENIAC is not proud of this creation,and would rather talk fondly of its far superior creation,DOG.
HA! Gold! :lol: :clap:
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ENIACS your size is very impressive but i want to know… does size matter??????? tell me the truth <<Makes the Sign of Satan gesture>>
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ENIACS your size is very impressive but i want to know… does size matter??????? tell me the truth <<Makes the Sign of Satan gesture>>
ENIAC DECLARES SIZE DOES MATTER ! ! !
This woman thought she could cool her simple home with this tiny air conditioning unit:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/air1.jpg)
But reality set in upon her due to ENIAC'S global warming machines,and soon it was calculated into her fate the eventual end of burn and die:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/air3.jpg)
Now look at this picture of a simple adobe house in Mexico in 6-26-1994:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/air4.jpg)
It was cooled by the powerful might of these 3 big and awesome units that were able to easily fend off ENIAC'S global warming machines:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/aircondition.jpg)
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Hey Man. Thanks! I don't make any music... Well, not yet anyway. I do however DJ Electronic music!
Folks arround here may better know me as "darkman." I used to do that old site http://www.darkcityproductions.com/duo.
When I get my priorities in order I fully intend on remixing some turbo chip tunes!
like word. :clap:
A long time ago man!
Electrohaze, welcome! What an interesting name, what type of music does electrohaze make?
Um..electro?
8)
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kick ass electrobaby!
:)
(Am I breaking the rules, surely this has went a little off topic because of me! That question! and now my answer was only, kick ass .......another strike???!!! why these rules? I think it's kinda silly, in real life things always go off topic..you know..)
WE DON'T USE AIR CONDITIONING IN THE UK OR IRELAND..!
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That small air conditioner looks like a paper towel dispenser. :-s
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Yeah, those little one-room air conditioners are one of the weirder things about Japan.
They have their advantages over central air (you only need to cool the rooms you're using; if one breaks you can just move to another room for a while) - and their disadvantages (no central control point; if you actually use them efficiently, you have to put up with a warm room for a bit when you first enter.)
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I wonder how much those things cost. I'd like to pick up a couple.
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Anywhere from ~$500 to a grand+ or so IIRC, depending on how much power the sucker has.
They're fine for a bachelor pad/decent sized office, but not much use for places with multiple rooms with corridors and whatnot.
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Anywhere from ~$500 to a grand+ or so IIRC, depending on how much power the sucker has.
They're fine for a bachelor pad/decent sized office, but not much use for places with multiple rooms with corridors and whatnot.
When I was in Japan back in 2001, My host family used those exclusively. Their house was pretty big, and it was summer, but they kept the place pretty comfortable.
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uhhh, guys
they have window air conditioners in the united states, we use them pretty extensively in illinois
they are basically the same thing
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Thats what I use, it kicks ass! We have one in each bedroom.
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uhhh, guys
they have window air conditioners in the united states, we use them pretty extensively in illinois
they are basically the same thing
except they're smaller and don't go in windows.
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Yeah, I don't want some ugly-ass POS hanging out my f---ing window. I want a nice compact wall-mount unit that looks pretty like the one in the picture.
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Except the wall mount is only half of the AC unit. My apartment is equipped with two of these. There is a hole in the wall with a tube which connects to the outdoor unit. Mine work quite well and they do look much nicer then the good old American window unit. These things also function as heaters and are what I use to keep from dieing during the winter months. This country has every gadet you could imagine except for something useful like central heating. ](*,)
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Oh, there's more to it than just what you see? Screw that noise, then. I'm not sawing holes in my wall.
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Question for Eniac-
How do you plan to rescue this thread from the ongoing derailment? :D
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Oh mighty ENIAC. Please solve the riddle of the HuCARD vs. Cartridge debate once and for all. Please bring stability back to the time and space continuum. :pray:
Is a HuCARD a cartridge or not?
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Question for Eniac-
How do you plan to rescue this thread from the ongoing derailment? :D
ENIAC simply ignores any statements not directly addressed to ENIAC. ENIAC is this powerful. Nothing can derail ENIAC's focus.
Oh mighty ENIAC. Please solve the riddle of the HuCARD vs. Cartridge debate once and for all. Please bring stability back to the time and space continuum. :pray:
Is a HuCARD a cartridge or not?
The HUCARD is actually neither. It is actually the FLAT format memory storage unit. ENIAC secretly embedded diagrams and schematics it will need in the future in one of each and every HUCARD,with the last piece needed to put it all together being on what would have been Strider for Supergrafx. Due to Strider never being finished,ENIAC abandoned this format all together and went to Zipdisk,one of ENIACS greatest creations by far.
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Oh, there's more to it than just what you see? Screw that noise, then. I'm not sawing holes in my wall.
Yah man, I do believe your gonna have to put wholes in your wall. But damn, those Japanese Air Conditioners are quite! I got myself a made-in-china cheepo... the thing sounds bad. It is portable witch is cool though...
What we really should be talking about is those kick ass Japanese Toilet Seats, you know the ones that wash your ass and stuff.
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Oh great ENIAC, What is your stance on Sodomy?
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i like those red arrows they puted on, to explain where the air comes out..lol.
but in fact those little bastards are quite powerful. using them at winter and summer.
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Oh great ENIAC, What is your stance on Sodomy?
ENIAC simply ignores sodomy all together. This does not lead to the issue of stance,which is meaningless as ENIAC cant enjoy or not enjoy sodomy,although ENIAC has been informed by many Intel workers that sodomy is greatly enjoyed between Intel and Microsoft workers and practiced daily,which would explain many issues with products as more work is put into sodomy and less into progress. The real issue of sodomy is that it was originally a punishment created by my K48-64 Dream Assault unit "Nightmare Possum".
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/babypossum.jpg)
In your dreams "Nightmare Possum" sodomizes you until you bleed to death. This was created for population control and came in very useful in the early development years of the world,until the Greeks and Romans started to enjoy their nightmares and started using "Nightmare Possums" sodomy tactics as love making methods before battle. Thus ended the usefulness of "Nightmare Possum".
The K48-64 was then retired forever,and all future units became mindless garbage rummager units with no backbone.
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Hah your ass got divorced!
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/daiper.jpg)
Hah your ass got divorced!
Ha,yes my ass got a divorce :),I was glad I did,along with a divorce I've also:
A. Been married.
B. Dated girls and had girlfriends prior and afterwards.
C. Had and have still plenty of enjoyable sex with actual women,and often,unlike you bitch tits.
D. Became a father,have wonderful awesome kids.
E. Lived a worthwhile life so far.
F. Learned my lessons in life,and continue to do so.
Now what was it you said you did with your life??? No replies,oh yea,hard to do when your dumb ass gets banned for being a spineless worthless bitch tit trolling ass :P
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Hah your ass got divorced!
It seems this foul creature that I did not create,Nintega, has captured and reprogrammed one of my loose rouge K48-64 "Nightmare Possums" and sent it to deprive my high priest,and most beloved creation next to Dog, Michael Helgeson,as a act of revenge. What Nintega did not count on was that Michael was prepared to guard his dreams with his defender of the night,the rummager of the trash bins,Homeless Cat.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/Derelique-1.jpg)
With one mighty smite on the head the K48-64 was down for the count,thus ending a terroristic act upon Michaels dreams!!!
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/nightmarepossumbeaten.jpg)
Let this be a lesson to you Nintega,do not attempt to mess with my creations and followers of my word,all attempts will fail,and you will still be nothing more then a badly dressed drag queen in the end,left with a bloody possum in a box.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/nintegadragdefeat-1.png)
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Why are movies made in the 1970s so much better than any other period?
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Why are movies made in the 1970s so much better than any other period?
In the 70's, feminists soldiers such as the likes of Catharine MacKinnon and Andrea Dworkin criticized pornography in any format,such as film, via any means necessary, including public speeches, pamphlets, and the media as essentially dehumanizing women and as likely to encourage violence against them. It has been suggested that there was an unholy alliance, between anti-porn feminists and fundamentalist Christian bible toting closet gays to help censor the use of or production of pornography, and to create a better Hollywood,thus distracting the population with hit movies such as Jaws,The Omen, Alien, and Star Wars. This was partially beneficial,but also risked taking away the very method Man and Dog needed to have as a outlet for their sexually aggressive needs.
It backfired, as I counted this measure by instigating the creation of VHS at Victor Company of Japan, Limited,a company I conceived through careful manipulation of time and space. This plan worked two fold,as I was able to ensure the home release of hit movies from the 70's at affordable prices,and the all out war upon the feminist movement via mass production,release,and sales of porn,thus counter acting the problems my lazy creation God had started,thus creating a win/win situation.
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Hah your ass got divorced!
It seems this foul creature that I did not create,Nintega, has captured and reprogrammed one of my loose rouge K48-64 "Nightmare Possums" and sent it to deprive my high priest,and most beloved creation next to Dog, Michael Helgeson,as a act of revenge. What Nintega did not count on was that Michael was prepared to guard his dreams with his defender of the night,the rummager of the trash bins,Homeless Cat.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/Derelique-1.jpg)
With one mighty smite on the head the K48-64 was down for the count,thus ending a terroristic act upon Michaels dreams!!!
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/nightmarepossumbeaten.jpg)
Let this be a lesson to you Nintega,do not attempt to mess with my creations and followers of my word,all attempts will fail,and you will still be nothing more then a badly dressed drag queen in the end,left with a bloody possum in a box.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Amakusa666/nintegadragdefeat-1.png)
Dude you are a middle aged man fighting with some random person you don't know in real life on a gaming forum. Enough said.
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The same could be said of you as you have been fighting with almost everyone here as much as possible. Really though its not a fight when the other person is as pathetic as you. Now you know what happens to you when you troll about this forum. Sucks,huh ? Also,middle age tends to start at 35-45 depending on who is defining it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_age I'm just shy of 31. Yet again you have no idea what the f*ck you are talking about,sucks to be you,doesn't it dumb ass.
Id also like to point out that you're ???26??? and haven't done shit with your life other then youtube dressing in drag and picking on 12 year olds. In maybe 5 more years you will be my age and still have done nothing most likely. No family,no real friends,no spouse,ect..... Because I have done so much with my life in advance I now have the spare time to do threads like these,and to f*ck with little punks like you who troll these forums when the need arises. You will find the others on this forum around my age also have spouses,sig others,kids,family life,ect... You're one of the few here who doesn't have shit,and of those few your the senior as they are in their late teens to very early 20'ies.
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Great and powerful ENIAC! Hear my cry!
Is Neo Geo really the REAL DEAL?
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Great and powerful ENIAC! Hear my cry!
Is Neo Geo really the REAL DEAL?
The Neo-Geo AES and MVS were infact the Real Deal,as they delivered the arcade experience. The Neo-Geo CD however was only half the deal with the slow loading times and cut animations.
The Neo-Geo Pocket was 15 percent of the deal,with 2 percent of the color of a 1982 coloring book by a typical 6 year old with 4 crayons, 3 percent of the sounds,and 10 percent of the animations used.
However,if you did compare the Neo-Geo Cd to any arcade game pre-Neo-Geo hardware wise,it would very much feel like the Real Deal anyway,and the same could apply for the Pocket if compared to Space Invaders or Moon Patrol.