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Title: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: rolins on August 18, 2008, 08:03:50 AM
http://nothingtoxic.com/media/1218501947/Asian_Man_Humps_Bench_Gets_Dick_Stuck_In_Hole
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: nectarsis on August 18, 2008, 08:05:50 AM
 :-& :-# :-#

WTF :shock: :shock:
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Necromancer on August 18, 2008, 08:49:31 AM
They should've chopped his wang off rather than destroy the bench.  Maybe it's for the best - you could never get such a defiled bench clean enough afterwards.
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Joe Redifer on August 18, 2008, 09:03:53 AM
Should have called Kostman's:

Quicktime (http://www.joeredifer.com/crap/kostmans.mov) - 3 MB


Windows Media (http://www.joeredifer.com/crap/kostmans.wmv) - 2.9 MB

Sorry, but Youtube wouldn't let me upload this one

I also plead guilty to posting this on other forums that posted this "news" but it is soooo appropriate
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: guyjin on August 18, 2008, 09:52:32 AM
 :shock: Owowowowowowowowwww... (sucking sound through teeth)
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Turbo D on August 18, 2008, 09:58:18 AM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap: ROFLMFAO!!!! That is the funniest shit EVAR! LoLZ! Man, I never would have thought anyone would screw a park bench!

Should have called Kostman's:

Quicktime (http://www.joeredifer.com/crap/kostmans.mov)


lol @ that sexy tree hole!  :lol:
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Necromancer on August 18, 2008, 10:11:26 AM
lol @ that sexy tree hole!  :lol:

Rubbin' wood on wood, eh?  That's how the Indians used to start fires.  Sounds painful.  :lol:
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Tatsujin on August 18, 2008, 02:31:17 PM
teh LOL :lol:

nothin' is impossible.
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Sinistron on August 18, 2008, 02:50:12 PM
 :lol: that's a good'n!

just when you think you've seen every level of stupidity- some grade A troglodyte bench f*cker waltzes out for a real eye bulger.  Good show guy.  :clap:
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: albinoMithos on August 18, 2008, 03:35:21 PM
For once..........I'm speechless............ I need to go lay down now :( I don't feel well.  ](*,)
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: nectarsis on August 18, 2008, 03:35:53 PM
Flashback eh mithos??   :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Tatsujin on August 18, 2008, 03:50:38 PM
that must be some sort of most possible embarrassing moment in the life of a "man" :lol:
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: MissaFX on August 18, 2008, 06:20:45 PM
ouchies...but kinda funny too.  The question I want answered 3 months from now is: did he learn his lesson?
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: ceti alpha on August 19, 2008, 01:53:20 AM
lolmax!! Sin said "troglodyte".  :lol: :clap:

But yeah, that's just somethin' else right there.
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Necromancer on August 19, 2008, 02:23:01 AM
For once..........I'm speechless............ I need to go lay down now

On a park bench?
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: nodtveidt on August 19, 2008, 03:14:19 AM
On a park bench?
As long as he doesn't do it face-down...
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: ceti alpha on August 19, 2008, 04:09:57 AM
For once..........I'm speechless............ I need to go lay down now

On a park bench?

HA! HA! HA! HA!  :lol: GOLD!!
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: albinoMithos on August 19, 2008, 05:03:31 AM
Flashback eh mithos??   :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:

 :oops: Like you wouldn't believe man...........

For once..........I'm speechless............ I need to go lay down now

On a park bench?

 :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:

Oh you bastard! Good one.
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: MissaFX on August 19, 2008, 06:14:35 AM
Flashback eh mithos??   :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:

 :oops: Like you wouldn't believe man...........

Wow, this totally reminds me of the time when...wait, no it doesn't :shock:. 
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Arkhan on August 19, 2008, 06:27:21 AM
so, did he finish?
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Necromancer on August 19, 2008, 06:33:52 AM
so, did he finish?

Probably not, else he would've been able to pull out.  No happy ending for you, douche!
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Dark Fact on August 26, 2008, 04:47:14 PM
Couldn't they have soaked his penis in cold water? :-k
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: albinoMithos on August 27, 2008, 05:57:08 AM
Couldn't they have soaked his penis in cold water? :-k

Wouldn't blood still be trapped there though?  So wouldn't he stay in an erect state regardless of soaking in cold water or not?
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Necromancer on August 27, 2008, 06:22:21 AM
Wouldn't blood still be trapped there though?  So wouldn't he stay in an erect state regardless of soaking in cold water or not?

What if they trepanned his little head?
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: MissaFX on August 27, 2008, 11:00:44 AM
Is anyone else like me waiting to see the "no bench love making" signs they will start putting up all over the asian world?
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Sparky on August 28, 2008, 03:18:17 PM
poor little lamb... he knew he should have stopped but it felt so good :P
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Bonknuts on August 28, 2008, 03:54:16 PM
So is it ok to use the term "You park bench f*cker!", now? Next time someone pisses me off in traffic....
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Nintega Turbine Trio-CBS on August 30, 2008, 05:40:49 AM
ROFLMAO  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: