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Non-NEC Console Related Discussion => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: quoth09 on January 13, 2009, 05:06:36 AM
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SPACE AND TIME ARE NO OBSTACLE TO CATTANK
CATTANK IS STRONG
That is all.
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*cough*
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CATTANK IS PWND!
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Cattank is indestructable. ("Destroy" effects and lethal damage don't destroy it.)
SPACE AND TIME ARE NO OBSTACLE TO CATTANK
Do not add cards to try and defeat CATTANK! You only had 1 before! BOOOOOOO!
Furthermore you have the wrong deck! :P
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SPACE AND TIME ARE NO OBSTACLE TO CATTANK
Remove from game effects are, however, an obstacle to CATTANK. :wink: Sorry no it can't haz planeswalker abilities.
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Jokamel >>>>>>>>>>>> this Cattank [-X
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SPACE AND TIME ARE NO OBSTACLE TO CATTANK
Remove from game effects are, however, an obstacle to CATTANK. :wink: Sorry no it can't haz planeswalker abilities.
CATTANK IZ IN NO GAME! :twisted:
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SPACE AND TIME ARE NO OBSTACLE TO CATTANK
Remove from game effects are, however, an obstacle to CATTANK. :wink: Sorry no it can't haz planeswalker abilities.
CATTANK IZ IN NO GAME! :twisted:
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It's clear that CATTANK is in fact a game! I mean look at it it asked and I'm quoting here "CAN I HAZ MTG CARD." And something like "CAN I HAZ INCLUDE IN GAME!?!?!?" It of course asked this after CATTANK's brother failed to get it's cheezburger.
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CATTANK JOINS GAME.
CATTANK DRAWS CARD: DRAW 2 ADDITIONAL CARDS IN SUCCESSION.
CATTANK DRAWS CARD: CATTANK DRAWS CARD OF CAST SPELL OF "MAGIC TREADMARK" ON PHOENIX WRIGHT.
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PHOENIX WRIGHT DE-EVOLVES INTO PHOENIX WRONG AND OUT OF A JOB.
CATTANK DRAWS CARD: EXIT GAME.
It is clear that CATTANK IS STRONG :twisted:
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Cattank is indestructable. ("Destroy" effects and lethal damage don't destroy it.)
Ah but "Destroy" isn't the same as "remove from game" destroy/lethal damage effects send things to the graveyard, but since CATTANK doesn't like graveyards apparently, IT CAN ONLY BE REMOVED FROM THE GAME WITH FORCE :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Cattank is indestructable. ("Destroy" effects and lethal damage don't destroy it.)
Ah but "Destroy" isn't the same as "remove from game" destroy/lethal damage effects send things to the graveyard, but since CATTANK doesn't like graveyards apparently, IT CAN ONLY BE REMOVED FROM THE GAME WITH FORCE :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
1. CATTANK was never in the game.
2. CATTANK does like graveyards, he sent Phoenix Wrong back to his.
3. CATTANK IS STRONG. :lol:
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CATTANK JOINS GAME.
1. CATTANK was never in the game.
CATTANK'S immortal enemy joins the game!
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FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CATTANK IS LOSE!
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YEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!! The Ultimate creation there ever was and ever will be, PAC-ASS!!!!! CATTANK better cower in fear for NOTHING can beat the pure win that is PAC-ASS. I mean c'mon, just gaze into it, in all it's perfect glory, and just try, TRY and tell me anything could, beat, destroy it, or in any way cause harm to PAC-ASS!
PWNED!!!
CATTANK JOINS GAME.
1. CATTANK was never in the game.
CATTANK'S immortal enemy joins the game!
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FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CATTANK IS LOSE!
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CATTANK'S immortal enemy joins the game!
CATTANK IS LOSE!
CATTANK is everyone's enemy. :lol:
However...Food Lion has now joined the fray. Game Over.
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PAC-ASS just died...or starved to death, one of the two.
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CATTANK'S immortal enemy joins the game!
CATTANK IS LOSE!
CATTANK is everyone's enemy. :lol:
However...Food Lion has now joined the fray. Game Over.
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PAC-ASS just died...or starved to death, one of the two.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
No quoth you don't understand, PAC-ASS supercedes all, yes even CATTANK. He is the ultimate, no way anything can ever fathom beating him. He is not in any game, He IS the game, he is everything. Now you must cower in fear for you have angered the PAC-ASS. You should probably beg for mercy.
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Steve Jobs' latest monstrosity defeats Cattank.
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+2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ATTACK
PWN AND EXIT.
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Ugly crap art doesn't own anything. Go back to the drawing board.
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Longcat is awakened from his slumbering hollow and joins forces with
CATTANK to eradicate all that oppose them.
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Ugly crap art doesn't own anything. Go back to the drawing board.
It owns CATTANK [-( :wink: :roll: :dance: :lol: :twisted:
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DOGTANK would win because dogs rip cats to shreds in their teeth. Or maybe MountainLionTank. Seems like CATTANK would be easily defeated by its low energy and need to constantly sleep as well. CATTANK fails. It needs to be put to sleep.
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CATTANK may beat teh Maglic Hammer! And becoming the Saver of teh World!!
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CATTANK powers up with:
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CATTANK IS STRONG :twisted:
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MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol: :lol: :clap:
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Oh yeah, well...
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Missingno bitch, no one can overcome it's ability to screw you up and delete you. CATTANK can do nothing as Missingno turns it into a pile of random glitches. Even if you destroy Missingno you are still screwed in the end.
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Im joining CATTANK and throwing down my Cobra The Enemy and FIREFLY cards.
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CATTANK IS NOW EVEN STRONGER x160000
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Oh yeah, well...
Missingno bitch, no one can overcome it's ability to screw you up and delete you. CATTANK can do nothing as Missingno turns it into a pile of random glitches. Even if you destroy Missingno you are still screwed in the end.
There's an even better version of missingno: you never get to fight it because it's cry never ends.
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Holy shit, that was hilarious.
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Oh yeah, well...
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Missingno bitch, no one can overcome it's ability to screw you up and delete you. CATTANK can do nothing as Missingno turns it into a pile of random glitches. Even if you destroy Missingno you are still screwed in the end.
TELE-VIPER joins the fight. TELE-VIPER is immune to any digital related attack OF ANY KIND, and when all else fails, has a grenade launcher. TELE-VIPER pwns Missingno bitch.
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CATTANK IS NOW EVEN STRONGER x240000
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ENIAC joins the fight. ALL who currently have opposed CATTANK are now dead. ENIAC PWNS ALL! ENIAC cant be played again for 20 turns.
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CATTANK IS NOW EVEN STRONGER x320000
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The 3rd Reich of Pork has now joined Cattank's cause:
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An ally, or just another foe?
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SHAGGY has joined the fight!
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CATTANK IS NOW EVEN STRONGER x400000
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GAY VIN DIESEL has joined the fight!
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CATTANK IS NOW EVEN STRONGER x480000
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ATTENTION ALL PLAYERS:
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WIN IS NOW FAIL, AND FAIL IS NOW WIN.PLAY YOUR NEXT CARDS ACCORDINGLY.
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ATTENTION ALL PLAYERS:
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WIN IS NOW FAIL, AND FAIL IS NOW WIN.PLAY YOUR NEXT CARDS ACCORDINGLY.
REALITY card has been played.
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All effects of GUYJINS REVERSE card are now null and void, and REALITY removes any with abilities like it from his deck.
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ATTENTION ALL PLAYERS :
RETARDED
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All use of Uno cards is now deemed so.
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ATTENTION ALL PLAYERS :
RETARDED
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All use of Uno cards is now deemed so.
you fiend! Uno > all CCGs.
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Not a very good card Joe. Its a spiked weapon with just 2 measly power points..... Thats like saying your own rule enforcement is weak in actual power, just all talk. [-X Redo your card and use your own layout and points ( not the layout for Sinis Grimace), ect. :evil:
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True, Nintega entered himself into the fray with the Nintega concept designed iMan product card, thus making himself part of the game and on the opposing players side along side Pac-Ass (Mithos?), ect...... Steve Jobs would never make anything that bad anyway.... regardless of how bad iProducts tend to be. :P Making fun of Grimace in general has nothing to do with a personal attack against Mithos, Zeon, Nintega, ect. Its just a game card for the thread, that's all, regardless of what you yourself would like to read into it. You dont see Mithos, Zeon, ect crying over Grimace. Also Joe, this is Quoths thread, not yours. If it derails slightly, I think its up to him to decide how far off typical discussion can go, or if any discussion/debate occurs, no? Isn't that Aarons policy you too are supposed to abide by? Nat has stated before even heated debates are ok in any thread so long as nothing gets out of hand. It seems mostly that if any problems are to occur, it would in fact be however due to a Nintega appearance in a thread started by a member who did infact previously request he not post in any of his threads, or send him any pm's. Maybe Nintega should be honoring this request, and possibly the mods enforcing it to prevent issues? Also your over reaction and in the process, your very appearance in this thread, would also be cause for problems as of now. Maybe anymore moderation should be done by a more neutral mod like Nat or Aaron if Quoth request it, if a actual problem occurs, and not over zealous moderators who simply jumps the gun with assumptions thus causing problems themselves?
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aside from which- implying that what happens when Grimace becomes your mascot is a personal insult is really some stretch.
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Please don't stop this is great entertainment on my lunch breaks. :pray:
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fiend! Uno > all CCGs.
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MILLE BORNES > UNO
Coup Fourre!!! :D
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First off Joe, I don't appreciate threatening to ban members here based on a card when this is all in good fun. Myself and others have expressed that Nintega is not welcome here. I don't really care what he does otherwise here, but when he starts posting stupid drawings on my thread that have NOTHING to do with what is going on here, when there is a thread already clearly welcome for that (here: https://www.pcenginefx.com/forums/index.php?topic=6332.0), I have a problem, which if you notice, I did not say anything about (some of us ARE trying to ignore him). However I think my previous post here pretty much spells it out:
https://www.pcenginefx.com/forums/index.php?topic=3663.msg106365#msg106365
Yeah, sure Pac-Ass is retarded, but at least it's funny. iPod man is not. Ask just about everyone else here, they agree.
So guess what Joe, feel free to ban me, because I don't want Nintega posting on my thread. I'm sure your head really will be on a stick at that point. As far as I'm concerned, you can take Sini posting the Grimace card, like I posted it myself. No one here is insulting anyone else, that should tell you something. I think how many times he got banned here means something as well.
Don't let your mod powers get to your head Joe. This thread is nothing but fun, and I'm glad I have started something here that so many people are enjoying.
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Also Joe, this is Quoths thread, not yours. If it derails slightly, I think its up to him to decide how far off typical discussion can go, or if any discussion/debate occurs, no? Isn't that Aarons policy you too are supposed to abide by? Nat has stated before even heated debates are ok in any thread so long as nothing gets out of hand. It seems mostly that... blah blah blah, etc
Irrelevant. I was not saying a damn thing about anything going off topic or any kind of debates. Quoth does not "own" threads.
a personal insult is really some stretch.
That is not for you to decide. The intent was clear. I've seen your shoutbox entries about Nintega lately.
The fact that you three are going nuts about my card shows that you aren't treating this is "all in good fun".
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The fact that you three are going nuts about my card shows that you aren't treating this is "all in good fun".
The fact that you posted your card shows that you aren't either.
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Regardless, the rule stands. Carry on.
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Also Joe, this is Quoths thread, not yours. If it derails slightly, I think its up to him to decide how far off typical discussion can go, or if any discussion/debate occurs, no? Isn't that Aarons policy you too are supposed to abide by? Nat has stated before even heated debates are ok in any thread so long as nothing gets out of hand. It seems mostly that... blah blah blah, etc
Irrelevant. I was not saying a damn thing about anything going off topic or any kind of debates. Quoth does not "own" threads.
a personal insult is really some stretch.
That is not for you to decide. The intent was clear. I've seen your shoutbox entries about Nintega lately.
The fact that you three are going nuts about my card shows that you aren't treating this is "all in good fun".
The fact that you three are going nuts about my card shows that you aren't treating this is "all in good fun".
The fact that you posted your card shows that you aren't either.
For that matter Joe, now you are causing a problem by continuing to post. And your "card" clearly stated a all out threat along with "There will be no discussion or debate, just instant bans". Its clear you do want to start crap with us. You trail our every thread. When you are not busy pretending to be enforcing some rule, you just thread crap. You are proving it again. You could kindly just not post in this thread, and as stated before, if concerned for Nintega, then just honor the thread starters request and advice Nintega not to post here. Is that too hard for you? I guess another PM to Aaron would be in order ehh, get their opinion on it? If they have a problem with this thread, then fine, understandable, but honestly its clear your actions are of a more personal nature.
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Carry on.
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fiend! Uno > all CCGs.
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MILLE BORNES > UNO
Coup Fourre!!! :D
a card game about driving? interesting. tell me more.
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a personal insult is really some stretch.
That is not for you to decide. The intent was clear. I've seen your shoutbox entries about Nintega lately.
The fact that you three are going nuts about my card shows that you aren't treating this is "all in good fun".
The intent was clear? Sure was- that if Grimace becomes your mascot you will look weak. Seriously Joe- take the nuk out of your mouth and pull out whatever stick is up your ass- and learn to laugh like the rest of us.
As for shout- who's talking about shout? You are- in other words- you're talking about things that are not relevant to the thread at hand- and you apparantly have some kind of bone to pick. If you want to read shout and make an issue of it- I'd gladly point you to some choice shout times and dates- but of course nothing is up for discussion- your word is law and you're never wrong apparantly.
As far as "going nuts" and not "in good fun"- I'd hardly say that my Killjoy and Eddie Murphy Tank cards weren't in good fun- that's what having a sense of humor is all about- or are you being a judge of what is funny now? Personally I think your dry sense of humor stopped being funny ages ago- but hey no one asked me to judge- just an opinion, right?
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fiend! Uno > all CCGs.
(http://drzeus.best.vwh.net/millebornes/drivingace.jpg)
MILLE BORNES > UNO
Coup Fourre!!! :D
a card game about driving? interesting. tell me more.
Mille Bornes is a classic Guyjin! I used to play it with my parents for pocket change when I was little- it's pretty much trying to gain mileage while people try to throw road hazards at you while you try to get them fixed. If you're into Uno and all that I'd pick it up.
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sounds good but... Are the instructions in Italian?
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sounds good but... Are the instructions in Italian?
I think it's originally a French card game. The versions I see are typically in French and English. :P
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True- all the cards are in English with their original French titles also included.
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If there's one thing that could possibly do a sliver of damage to CATTANK, it's....
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True- all the cards are in English with their original French titles also included.
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Oops! somehow my brain decided (funny language) + (cars) = (italian)... France really needs to work on its image :)
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That card doesn't mention its major weakness, how after the card "CROWD CHANT" is used its 95 percent positive he will get smacked hard, take 4 steps and fall on his face, nor that often he would get flipped over a turn buckle, start to walk outside ropes and get clotheslined if "CROWD CHANT" is coupled with a "STING" card...... :-k :-k :-k
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If there's one thing that could possibly do a sliver of damage to CATTANK, it's....
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Wasn't it not to long ago that good ole nature boy got his ass kicked by his daughters boyfriend in his early 20's?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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If there's one thing that could possibly do a sliver of damage to CATTANK, it's....
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Nah, Ketchup Head can't do any damage to CATTANK...he just makes him embarrassed to be seen anywhere near him.
That sorry excuse was in an ECW match that involved tacks and afterward, ended up looking like a bottle of ketchup was dumped all over him, lol. Woooooo indeed though. :P
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That card doesn't mention its major weakness, how after the card "CROWD CHANT" is used its 95 percent positive he will get smacked hard, take 4 steps and fall on his face, nor that often he would get flipped over a turn buckle, start to walk outside ropes and get clotheslined if "CROWD CHANT" is coupled with a "STING" card...... :-k :-k :-k
Now that I think about it, he would also frequently climb the top turn buckle and attempt to drop a knee or elbow, but would miss 99.9999999999% of the time if the "CROWD CHANT" card is coupled with any other card you can think of.
Nah, Ketchup Head can't do any damage to CATTANK...he just makes him embarrassed to be seen anywhere near him.
That sorry excuse was in an ECW match that involved tacks and afterward, ended up looking like a bottle of ketchup was dumped all over him, lol. Woooooo indeed though. :P
Ahhhh, so CATTANK has feelings. That could be exploited by other cards. :)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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We interrupt this thread for a public service announcement.
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We interrupt this thread for a public service announcement.
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Hmm...on one hand I like the free PC check. But on the other hand I'm not too sure I like the Centipedes in her Vagina. Maybe she should offer a free vagina check and put the centipedes in my pc instead. :P :oops:
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