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Title: Gambling Kills - Just Don't Do It!
Post by: Necromancer on February 27, 2009, 02:51:51 AM

Børk!  Børk!  Børk! (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,25113643-13762,00.html)

Foolish man wagers that he can please two ladies for twelve hours straight; after winning the bet with help from a full bottle of Viagra, he dies of a heart attack.  It's a bit pathetic, but I can think of more than a few worse ways to go.  I can see him now, sitting in the field at the end of the path: "So, how did you die?"  "Who, me?  I was f*cked to death."  :lol:

Title: Re: Gambling Kills - Just Don't Do It!
Post by: ceti alpha on February 27, 2009, 03:16:36 AM

Damn! He died a happy man at least. But, damn!

Title: Re: Gambling Kills - Just Don't Do It!
Post by: Tatsujin on February 27, 2009, 04:19:37 AM

he earned a darwin award fo'sho!!

Title: Re: Gambling Kills - Just Don't Do It!
Post by: Keranu on February 27, 2009, 07:56:14 AM

That wasn't pathetic, that was a proud, manly death!

Title: Re: Gambling Kills - Just Don't Do It!
Post by: TR0N on February 27, 2009, 05:30:48 PM

Hmm did he die with a smile on his face  :?: :!:

Title: Re: Gambling Kills - Just Don't Do It!
Post by: Turbo D on February 28, 2009, 07:38:12 PM

That was a good way to die! Everyone dies eventually, it might as well be pleasurable when it happens. 8) Although, the women may have been fat, the article doesn't say :-k.

Title: Re: Gambling Kills - Just Don't Do It!
Post by: Joe Redifer on February 28, 2009, 07:43:07 PM

I have to see pics of the two women before I can decide if he died well or not.

Title: Re: Gambling Kills - Just Don't Do It!
Post by: Michael Helgeson on March 01, 2009, 04:05:58 AM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on February 28, 2009, 07:43:07 PM

I have to see pics of the two women before I can decide if he died well or not.

Yea same here....Russia can produce some fine women, but hell, you never know what these 2 were like with no pics.