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Title: HuCard warning label caption contest
Post by: ccovell on June 14, 2009, 07:01:45 PM: Hey, folks. I found this cute little warning image in the instruction manual for Klax on the PCE. I thought it was so funny, I decided to scan it and give it a caption, like "Don't get your Hu-Cards drunk." But I wonder, can anybody come up with a more clever/funnier caption?
(http://disgruntleddesigner.com/chrisc/images/DrunkHu.png)

For example: "Finally, a real-life Drunkard Hu." (Obscure/unfunny Color Dreams reference (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_Chu_and_the_Drunkard_Hu))

C'mon, you can do 100x better, right?
Title: Re: HuCard warning label caption contest
Post by: Joe Redifer on June 14, 2009, 08:05:47 PM: I dunno. Maybe "Don't jam a bottle right above your HuCard's sagging testicle sack". OK that's bad, but his chin does look like a ball sack. Same with that fat guy from Family Guy He has a nut sac on his face.
Title: Re: HuCard warning label caption contest
Post by: Arkhan on June 14, 2009, 08:14:17 PM: Hu-ranium: A rejected periodic table member?

i dont know.
It looks like a periodic table entry getting krizzunk.
Title: Re: HuCard warning label caption contest
Post by: override on June 14, 2009, 08:21:08 PM: How bout......?

"Beer before liquer your Hucard might sleep with your sister..."

Man Im not sure about that one.....

"Dont do drugs kids!....Drink with your Hucard!"
Title: Re: HuCard warning label caption contest
Post by: Tatsujin on June 14, 2009, 09:39:20 PM: "don't stick ya lil' hu-dick in the bottleneck"
Title: Re: HuCard warning label caption contest
Post by: Arkhan on June 15, 2009, 01:45:49 AM: WINNERS DONT USE DRUGS. THEY GET HAMMERED AND FALL OVER
Title: Re: HuCard warning label caption contest
Post by: sunteam_paul on June 15, 2009, 05:36:28 AM: "You must be drunk to enjoy this game"
Title: Re: HuCard warning label caption contest
Post by: bacteria on June 15, 2009, 05:43:37 AM: Yes, for some reason there are some amusing pics on systems sometimes; eg on a CD PCE game too.
Title: Re: HuCard warning label caption contest
Post by: Necromancer on June 15, 2009, 06:09:38 AM: The spoken phrases in this game were voiced by a drunkard."
Title: Re: HuCard warning label caption contest
Post by: BlackandBlue on June 15, 2009, 06:38:27 AM: Hu-cards are easy when drunk.
Title: Re: HuCard warning label caption contest
Post by: guyjin on June 15, 2009, 12:11:35 PM: do not play baseball with the bat in your mouth. you will get dizzy, and maybe even get hit by a ball.
Title: Re: HuCard warning label caption contest
Post by: Sparky on June 15, 2009, 12:35:54 PM: How about "suck it baby! suck it!" just throwing it out there :P
Title: Re: HuCard warning label caption contest
Post by: esteban on June 29, 2009, 06:17:01 PM: HuBalm: For aching and overstressed HuCards.
"Apply liberally and massage gently into HuCard. For external use only."

See? No need to get vulgar. :)
Title: Re: HuCard warning label caption contest
Post by: spenoza on July 01, 2009, 03:37:54 AM: "Hucards are talented at drinking and hopping on one corner while already drunk. You practice, too!"