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Title: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: JohnnyBlaze on June 14, 2011, 05:27:20 PM
Well, I just lost my Turbo Duo because the a$$hole who traded it to me wants it back because he f*cked up on the trade wording(He told me that I didn't have to send my system if I wasn't satisfied and I wasn't as it wasn't working properly and now that I have it working, he wants it back with some BS excuses and trying to threaten me). So, now that I'm officially out a PS3 that's blown, $450, AND a Turbo Duo.

So, since obviously no one on the internet will take plight in my story and give me a Duo, I'll have to sell these games I have.

No unfair offers are refused. I only take Checks, Money Orders, or Cash in envelope. NO PAYPAL!!!!

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Somer Assault and Time Ball were already sold.

Help me! I've already lost so much trying to get a Duo and it's heartbreaking to get rid of this stuff, but I need to. After all, if I don't have a Duo, what's the point of keeping these?

I guess you also can consider this a farewell already as since I have nothing of Turbo, what's the point of being here?
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Mathius on June 14, 2011, 06:37:17 PM
So, you got his broken Duo working again and now he wants it back? Did he state that it was a broken unit?
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: JohnnyBlaze on June 14, 2011, 06:58:15 PM
He claimed that it was working fine. But, when I got it, it wasn't playing my backups. The laser kept locking up. I opened it up, cleaned the gears, unstuck the unit, and now it works fine. But, since I have to send it back, what's the point? Like I said, I have to sell these games. I've lost so much money trying to get a Duo. Since I don't believe anyone would give me their spare Duo or whatever after listening to this story(hell, they might be sitting on four Duos and claim that they are going to sell them to pay for their kid's college when they don't have kids like this character), I guess this stuff has to go and since I don't have a Duo or anything, this is probably the last I'm going to be here as what's the point of being on a Turbo forum when you cannot participate?

I finally got a Duo after all these loops and holes and spending all this money that right now I'm paying off with nothing to show for it and after ten years of waiting for one(my aunt's most prized gaming possession was her Duo. I was supposed to get it when she passed, but the laser died about a week before she did) and now I have to send it back to some a$$hole who loves to hoard everything so no classic gamer can get their hands on one and has no value to him except money.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Mathius on June 14, 2011, 07:02:49 PM
I know there are people here that may be able to help you in the future after you straighten everything out. It would be smart when/if you get back into this shared passion that you deal with the peeps here on PCFX. That way if anything shady happens we'll try to help you out. :)
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: JohnnyBlaze on June 14, 2011, 07:05:40 PM
Thanks. But, I think I'll pass. After all of this shit, I'm just heartbroken. I just wished that maybe after years of helping people, someone would finally help ME out. I knew it was too good to be true. This whole experience has me believing that there is no such thing as a "God". If there was, I wouldn't be going through this hell.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Keith Courage on June 14, 2011, 07:44:04 PM
So did the unit play real CDs fine? I know some duo systems are very poor at reading CDR backups. Maybe the lens is old and needs to be changed?
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: soop on June 14, 2011, 08:27:54 PM
How are you out a ps3 $450 AND a duo?
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: RR1980 on June 14, 2011, 09:39:54 PM
sounds like you are pretty set on getting rid of your game collection and getting out of the community so good luck to your sale (you are in the wrong section tho this is the PCE for sale thread) but if your aunt's duo with the bad laser is still around some of the guys here can probably fix that for you.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: shubibiman on June 14, 2011, 09:58:43 PM
If you're still willing to sell, i'd be glad to welcome your complete Turbgrafx games on my shelves. :)
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: RR1980 on June 14, 2011, 10:42:43 PM
If you're still willing to sell, i'd be glad to welcome your complete Turbgrafx games on my shelves. :)

Shubibiman is a good guy if you sell to him your games will go to a good home :)
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Bernie on June 14, 2011, 11:12:09 PM
If it were me, I wouldn't send SHIT back.  Keep it.  

EDIT:  After further thought, I would send it back.  Sounds like it was you that did not come thru on your end, not the other guy.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: JohnnyBlaze on June 15, 2011, 03:57:28 AM
How are you out a ps3 $450 AND a duo?

Here's the breakdown:

I put up an offer to trade a 750GB PS3(I used it primarily as a movie hub). The guy that took my offer on another site wanted a new PS3 instead which I agreed to and I sent him one with my Dell account after he sent his Duo. His Duo's laser got stuck and he already had the PS3 I sent him. That's why I was out $200 and a Duo there. Because I wanted to keep the games and the Duo Tap.

At the same time, this a$$hole that's in the topic starter, said he had a few Duo and he's trade my for my 750GB PS3. He said that if I wasn't satisfied with the Duo, I didn't have to send him anything. His Duo comes and it gets stuck reading the backups. But, unlike the last, I opened it, cleaned it, lubed the gear, and I hadn't had that problem since. I was still going to send the PS3 any way to be nice, but when backing up my data, my PS3 got the YLOD. So, that's how I'm out a PS3.

I sent him a message about it and told him. No response. So, I figured he didn't care. What else would you assume from a guy who you don't hear from in a month? But, the guy who got the new PS3, sent me half of the price back, which I used to buy a couple of Duos which were ALSO dead(this was BEFORE the topic starter sent me the Duo). But, being Craigslist, there's no real way to get your money back. That's the OTHER $250 right there.

If you're still willing to sell, i'd be glad to welcome your complete Turbgrafx games on my shelves. :)

I have to. What other choice do I have.
sounds like you are pretty set on getting rid of your game collection and getting out of the community so good luck to your sale (you are in the wrong section tho this is the PCE for sale thread) but if your aunt's duo with the bad laser is still around some of the guys here can probably fix that for you.

It's not really being dead set. It's more "I'm out all this money with nothing to show for it, what's the point of keeping it since nobody will step in and help me". As for my aunt's Duo, she junked it after the laser blew. I mean, am I really crazy to believe that maybe there are still some good people out there with compassion for another. I know that if the roles were reversed and I had a spare Duo, I'd send it to that person and maybe even throw in a couple of games. But, since there's no one out there like that anymore, I have to sell.

If it were me, I wouldn't send SHIT back.  Keep it. 

I'll let this bullshit explain itself:

"If you want to know why I didnt contact you is my roomates mom died. It has been a heavy few weeks and things like this fall to the back. As for you being out a PS3 and $450 that sucks for you, I dont not sure how you are out $450 but neither of those things are my fault. If you sent me the DUO back you would be out around $15, which you would be if you sent the PS3. FYI I have never talked shit about you anywhere even in real life, but to be honest the super aggro mails you are sending make you seem kind of crazy. You act as if I am not out a $300 item. One day that is going to help pay for my kid to go to college and I cant let you just take that from me.

So we have 2 options again you can send me the DUO or we can go the legal route. I'm %100 percent sure I will win(I have copies of the mails too) and if I am right you will be out the DUO + my legal fees and a possible theft charge. Think about even the deal was the way you believed it was, you just wrote that you opened the system, which would be tampering with it after the fact. This would nullify your ability to prove that it was not working correctly upon arrival. If that's what this is really worth to you then that is how it is."

Would YOU want to waste any more time on this motherf*cker after his lies, stories, and BS? No? I wouldn't either. If he's THAT desperate that he'd lie, make up stories, and threaten me with things he obviously knows nothing about(i.e. this would be a "small claims" case and you don't USE an attorney for that, threatening me with theft when not only did he send it to me, he did NOT state to send it back if I wasn't satisfied), then obviously, he deserves it more than me. I would NEVER pull all that bullshit to keep something or for ANY reason.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Arkhan on June 15, 2011, 04:38:59 AM
Ill take the duo tap!

but, id tell the guy to shove it.  howd you pay for the stuff? Cash?

So, Basically you have to give the duo back because the PS3 you were going to give him died?

I mean the part where you bought a bunch of toasted duo's from people is on you, but I bet you can do the following:

1) unYLOD the PS3 and send to the guy. That craps easy to fix.
2) keep the duo either way because he was dumb enough to send it.
3) Sell the busted duo's you got off CL for some cash to recoup, or get them fixed and have an army of duos.


also, email exchanges don't really form much of a concrete agreement to anything especially since you guys didn't sign anything and didnt go through eBay or anywhere with protection services.  Its CL, or a random forum.  Its brutal out there.  He can shove it. 

He sent it to you.  If you don't send it back or keep up your end of the bargain, oops.  If he wastes time and money with courtfees, etc. (more than the cost of a duo or a ps3), he is an idiot.   Especially because its possible they will just tell him "Youre dumb. Dont send things to strangers".  He doesn't have much of a case going for him here.

smash the ps3 with a hammer, insure it for like 400$, lol.  Let him claim the insurance when it shows up broken.  Theres his money, and a PS3 he can kinda do something with.

Pack the box with D-Batteries , loose, so it all bounces around and breaks things.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: JohnnyBlaze on June 15, 2011, 04:57:15 AM
Someone gave me the idea of just sending him a dead Duo. But the ones I got off of CL, I junked when I got this one. So, there goes that....
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Bernie on June 15, 2011, 05:16:51 AM
Dude, for real.  Block his emails, and walk away.  If you send him anything at all, its crazy.  There is NOTHING he can do.  NOT one damn thing.  I am willing to bet nobody's roommate died or any of that shit.  Just a freakn cyber bully, hoping you fall for it as he talks out his ass.  In short, f*ck him.  

EDIT:  After looking at further posts, I no longer feel this way.   [-(
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: BlueBMW on June 15, 2011, 05:44:30 AM
You junked some duos?  What did you do with em???  Ill buy any broken duos you've got.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Sparky on June 15, 2011, 06:08:32 AM
Someone gave me the idea of just sending him a dead Duo. But the ones I got off of CL, I junked when I got this one. So, there goes that....

Hey, stop for a minute and think things over would ya..., your running mad right now and its getting you nowhere.
My god... take charge of this shit, You guys agreed on a trade and he f*cking sent the duo to you, how can he possibly expect it back.

Tell him to wait and get your PS3 fixed for like $60 and send his way...

No one is going to give you a duo here because of this mishap, you are throwing your money around, getting all impatient, junking duos that you got that don’t work (which may be fixable) and now giving into this guys threats????... Now I am getting pissed off even hearing this as this should not be happening.

Now chin up, stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it.
My god man...
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Arkhan on June 15, 2011, 06:25:25 AM
send him a papercraft duo-rx

and a bootleg of sapphire.

tell him sapphire is real.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: DirkFunk on June 15, 2011, 06:48:22 AM
Dude, for real.  Block his emails, and walk away.  If you send him anything at all, its crazy.  There is NOTHING he can do.  NOT one damn thing.  I am willing to bet nobody's roommate died or any of that shit.  Just a freakn cyber bully, hoping you fall for it as he talks out his ass.  In short, f*ck him. 

My thoughts exactly. Tell him to go to hell.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: JohnnyBlaze on June 15, 2011, 07:09:56 AM
I sent this thread to him. Let's see if he reads it.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: tggodfrey on June 15, 2011, 08:33:42 AM
Your acting rediculous.  (He is too)  Go back and read what you have posted, you look like your throwing a temper tantrum.  As Sparky said.....dig your head out of your ass  (in so many words).

I dont know how other people feel here but copying this thread and sending it to him is not going to make you any friends.  Your using what we advise you as ammunition to throw rocks into your little pissing match.

I will take a couple games from you but there is no way I am going to send cash to a member with 20 posts.  Your not going to find anyone who is willing to give you a console either so quit asking.  The fact that you threw out fixable Duo's is YOUR fault, go blame yourself for your headaches.

Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: csgx1 on June 15, 2011, 08:52:12 AM
So basically you feel that you got ripped off because the 2 Duos you received from the guy didn't play backups perfectly? 

Not sure if you know this, but a good number of Duo lasers often get stuck when playing backups.   


 

Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: BlueBMW on June 15, 2011, 08:52:13 AM
And also it sounds like the duo. He got wasn't broken at all.  The laser jammed because he used cdrs.  That's not necessarily a defect in the hardware but a limitation of the older design. 

Like others have said... get your ps3 repaired, send it his way, keep your duo and if its not working right, have it repaired.

Where was this deal made?  Which forum?
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: CDiablo on June 15, 2011, 08:54:55 AM
I did read it. I just dont understand why you are doing this to me. Do you really think I would offer to someone I have never met in my life a $200-$300 classic game system possibly in return for a PS3 "if you are satisfied." (People on this forum ask yourselves if ANYONE you know would do this) You could just lie and say you are not satisfied. You could say "It has a scratch on the case I am not satisfied." I dont even know if you ever had a PS3. You specifically asked me to test it with Bonk/2/Gate of thunder, it worked. I tested it with Lords of Thunder and J.B Harold. I sent the system first out of good faith. I tested the system with originals for more than an hour(love me some Lords of Thunder), no problems. You never said test it with a burn of Gate Of Thunder. You never said you were going to use cdrs at all. Then you tell me your system happened to YLOD while backing up saves(the most processing intensive thing system can do).

Then you tell me you were having problems with the PS3 and the system playing CDrs(nothing about the laser/gears not working). I have a fair knowledge of system repair and offered you some suggestions to try. You did not respond to most of my suggestions. You said you would get a legit DUO CD game and let me know the results. You don not tell me the result. My roomies mom passes away, I lose touch on the issue and kind of had this on the backburner for 3 weeks. You never contact me in the mean time. I contact you 3 weeks later after last contact to see whats the status. You logon(remember you can check last logon on a forum) and dont respond. I send another message, you get back 2 weeks later, saying that the PM message notification bar didnt show any new messages. You tell me to be patient and "whats your big loss here," I say I just traded you for a PS3 and you didnt send that or the "broken" DUO. I say I just want either of those things. You reply with a curse filled bunch of gibberish about how people like me are the scum of the earth and since this was a spare duo(I have a main one for actual gaming, this was a backup) that it should be no big loss for me.
 
Then you tell me you sent the duo away for repairs, you tell me you traded it with your sister because she knows how to do a cap replacement, you just sent me a message saying that you paid $100 plus traded my duo to get a working one. You say on this forum you opened mine up and cleaned it and fixed it. I have no clue where it is at the moment. You said you would send the duo back. Then you said you wouldnt. You sent me a message today saying to send you a shipping label which I agreed to and you reply that you arent gong to give it back. You offered to mod my PS3 for me(as if I would send you another $300 piece of equipment) as compensation. There is so many contradictions in your mails I dont know where to start.

People on this board can rally behind you all they want it doesnt make what you are doing right. Thus far all you are out is (as far as I can tell) nothing(maybe $100 depending on what mail I am to believe) in respect to our trade. I am out a DUO/PSU/controller and $15 for shipping. Ive tried to be accommodating and civil the whole time. You have been throwing CAPS and curses back at me. You keep telling me that since I have own than 1 DUO I should be happy with my situation. I asked you kindly how I have cost you any money. I have offered to compensate you. You have not responded with anything but the $100 contradiction story. This is my first time trading with anyone on the internet and this is what I get. To the people on this forum, remember there are 2 sides to a story and in this case(unless you know either party) I wouldnt believe either of them. I just want my stuff back and this nightmare to end.
I sent this thread to him. Let's see if he reads it.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Gao on June 15, 2011, 09:18:25 AM
I will take a couple games from you but there is no way I am going to send cash to a member with 20 posts.

JB, take note of this.  I, too, am interested in some of these games, but I'm rather hesitant to send cash or a check to random guy on the internet, particularly when the only thing I know about his history in such transactions is that one went very poorly.  If you want to sell these, you're really going to need to accept Paypal or something.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: JohnnyBlaze on June 15, 2011, 09:28:15 AM
I did read it. I just dont understand why you are doing this to me. Do you really think I would offer to someone I have never met in my life a $200-$300 classic game system possibly in return for a PS3 "if you are satisfied." (People on this forum ask yourselves if ANYONE you know would do this) You could just lie and say you are not satisfied. You could say "It has a scratch on the case I am not satisfied." I dont even know if you ever had a PS3. You specifically asked me to test it with Bonk/2/Gate of thunder, it worked. I tested it with Lords of Thunder and J.B Harold. I sent the system first out of good faith. I tested the system with originals for more than an hour(love me some Lords of Thunder), no problems. You never said test it with a burn of Gate Of Thunder. You never said you were going to use cdrs at all. Then you tell me your system happened to YLOD while backing up saves(the most processing intensive thing system can do).

Then you tell me you were having problems with the PS3 and the system playing CDrs(nothing about the laser/gears not working). I have a fair knowledge of system repair and offered you some suggestions to try. You did not respond to most of my suggestions. You said you would get a legit DUO CD game and let me know the results. You don not tell me the result. My roomies mom passes away, I lose touch on the issue and kind of had this on the backburner for 3 weeks. You never contact me in the mean time. I contact you 3 weeks later after last contact to see whats the status. You logon(remember you can check last logon on a forum) and dont respond. I send another message, you get back 2 weeks later, saying that the PM message notification bar didnt show any new messages. You tell me to be patient and "whats your big loss here," I say I just traded you for a PS3 and you didnt send that or the "broken" DUO. I say I just want either of those things. You reply with a curse filled bunch of gibberish about how people like me are the scum of the earth and since this was a spare duo(I have a main one for actual gaming, this was a backup) that it should be no big loss for me.
 
Then you tell me you sent the duo away for repairs, you tell me you traded it with your sister because she knows how to do a cap replacement, you just sent me a message saying that you paid $100 plus traded my duo to get a working one. You say on this forum you opened mine up and cleaned it and fixed it. I have no clue where it is at the moment. You said you would send the duo back. Then you said you wouldnt. You sent me a message today saying to send you a shipping label which I agreed to and you reply that you arent gong to give it back. You offered to mod my PS3 for me(as if I would send you another $300 piece of equipment) as compensation. There is so many contradictions in your mails I dont know where to start.

People on this board can rally behind you all they want it doesnt make what you are doing right. Thus far all you are out is (as far as I can tell) nothing(maybe $100 depending on what mail I am to believe) in respect to our trade. I am out a DUO/PSU/controller and $15 for shipping. Ive tried to be accommodating and civil the whole time. You have been throwing CAPS and curses back at me. You keep telling me that since I have own than 1 DUO I should be happy with my situation. I asked you kindly how I have cost you any money. I have offered to compensate you. You have not responded with anything but the $100 contradiction story. This is my first time trading with anyone on the internet and this is what I get. To the people on this forum, remember there are 2 sides to a story and in this case(unless you know either party) I wouldnt believe either of them. I just want my stuff back and this nightmare to end.
I sent this thread to him. Let's see if he reads it.



My attorney was right. You ARE unstable. But, since it looks like he's getting his Duo back, the games are for sale. There's so many contradictions in HIS post, I don't know where the f*ck to start. I love how everything is out of place in his. But, pretty soon, he'll have his Duo so he can shove it up his ass or whatever he wants to do with it. I have no time in EITHER case for people like this scumbag right here. As for compensating me, he hasn't offered ANYTHING but a shipping label. But, the motherf*cker wants me to write an essay before I do.

You made people angry on here, you made my life hell by threatening me, and your PM's made my attorney laugh(yes I even showed her mine too). You have nothing else. You're getting your Duo back only because my attorney basically told me that since you were "unstable" that I shouldn't waste my time with you. So, have your Duo back. God, I hope you DON'T have kids or if you do, they're better people than you!]


I will take a couple games from you but there is no way I am going to send cash to a member with 20 posts.


JB, take note of this.  I, too, am interested in some of these games, but I'm rather hesitant to send cash or a check to random guy on the internet, particularly when the only thing I know about his history in such transactions is that one went very poorly.  If you want to sell these, you're really going to need to accept Paypal or something.


Here's the link to my eBay feedback:

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=johnnyblaze1986&ftab=AllFeedback

I hope this will help you people to see that this is only this guy.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Gao on June 15, 2011, 09:37:55 AM
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=johnnyblaze1986&ftab=AllFeedback

I hope this will help you people to see that this is only this guy.


There's no selling feedback at all.  And pretending you contacted an attorney over a botched video game trade isn't helping you look like an honest guy.  I really would like some of this, but there's no chance I'm doing it without Paypal, and I doubt I'm alone in this.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: PunkicCyborg on June 15, 2011, 09:44:03 AM
You both sound nuts. I wouldn't buy anything from you JB cause you don't know how to handle money or items well.

Use caution if you decide to trade with this guy.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: JohnnyBlaze on June 15, 2011, 09:54:14 AM
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=johnnyblaze1986&ftab=AllFeedback

I hope this will help you people to see that this is only this guy.


There's no selling feedback at all.  And pretending you contacted an attorney over a botched video game trade isn't helping you look like an honest guy.  I really would like some of this, but there's no chance I'm doing it without Paypal, and I doubt I'm alone in this.


I DID contact an attorney. You want their number so you can see?

If you people want to use caution with me because of a few screws loose here then go ahead. I've got nothing to hide. Besides, the two main people stirring the pot one you know if the troublemaker and the other only has four posts. Granted, I'm no better either on the posts but still.

If you want the items, great I'll deal with you. If not, then it's your loss.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: nectarsis on June 15, 2011, 10:15:51 AM
Someone gave me the idea of just sending him a dead Duo. But the ones I got off of CL, I junked when I got this one. So, there goes that....

Hey, stop for a minute and think things over would ya..., your running mad right now and its getting you nowhere.
My god... take charge of this shit, You guys agreed on a trade and he f*cking sent the duo to you, how can he possibly expect it back.

Tell him to wait and get your PS3 fixed for like $60 and send his way...

No one is going to give you a duo here because of this mishap, you are throwing your money around, getting all impatient, junking duos that you got that don’t work (which may be fixable) and now giving into this guys threats????... Now I am getting pissed off even hearing this as this should not be happening.

Now chin up, stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it.
My god man...

 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:



Man, is this what a retarded mouth breather boxing match looks like?  :roll: #-o

P.S. If you WOULD send a dead Duo back makes you as dumb/dishonest as him.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: BlueBMW on June 15, 2011, 10:30:20 AM
I think I hear the jingle of the keys and the clicking of the tumblers.... how soon do you guys think this thread will get locked up?
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Gao on June 15, 2011, 10:50:57 AM
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=johnnyblaze1986&ftab=AllFeedback

I hope this will help you people to see that this is only this guy.


There's no selling feedback at all.  And pretending you contacted an attorney over a botched video game trade isn't helping you look like an honest guy.  I really would like some of this, but there's no chance I'm doing it without Paypal, and I doubt I'm alone in this.


I DID contact an attorney. You want their number so you can see?

If you people want to use caution with me because of a few screws loose here then go ahead. I've got nothing to hide. Besides, the two main people stirring the pot one you know if the troublemaker and the other only has four posts. Granted, I'm no better either on the posts but still.

If you want the items, great I'll deal with you. If not, then it's your loss.


If you're still only taking cash and checks, then the only way we can use caution is to not buy from you.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Bernie on June 15, 2011, 10:51:48 AM
Sounds to me like it's JB thats in the wrong here.  From reading over the other guy's post, he sounds like he was the one that stuck himself out there, in good faith.  Nothing against you JB, but your cursing and name-calling, along with all the accusations tend to make us lose faith in your word.  As far as sending cash, or money-order for games, and not using Paypal..  hmm..  There already seems to be a HUGE situation with someone sending something in good faith, and not getting what they expect.  I am not taking sides here at all, just explaining to you how it looks on this end.  

Playing back-ups in your Duo.  Anyone can tell you, that a lot of Duo's have issues with it.  Mine will play certain back-ups, and not others.  Its a sensitive system. As far as throwing out broken/non-working Duos...hmm..there are A LOT of guys here that fix them VERY easily.  So, bad move there man.  :(  

In closing, if you REALLY want to sell your games, just create a Paypal acct.  It's easy, its fast, and its free.  That gives the buyer something to fall back on, and helps us feel better about the transaction.  I've bought many games from people right here on these forums, and have never been screwed.

For the guy that sent the Duo, sorry for my first post man.  Its good to know both sides of the story, and I hope you are able to get your Duo back or the repaired PS3.  Personally, I'd want my Duo back.  
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: turbogrfxfan on June 15, 2011, 11:00:08 AM
I don't care what anyone says I think this johnny blaze is full of crap and he's trying to rally people behind him. And who in their right mind are going to send cash money to someone who is acting this way??? Lawyer??? Lol for gods sake. I think he's the unstable one lookin for free bees.  yeah guys please dont deal with this guy i forsee alot of drama
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Bernie on June 15, 2011, 11:08:42 AM
I don't care what anyone says I think this johnny blaze is full of crap and he's trying to rally people behind him. And how in their right mind are going to send cash money to someone who is acting this way??? Lawyer??? Lol for gods sake. I think he's the unstable one lookin for free bees.  yeah guys please dont deal with this guy i forsee alot of drama

Yeah, after reading his responses and the "whole" story, I kinda feel that way myself.  A little harsher than I would've said it, but I have to agree with ya turbo. :(  It's sad to see this kinda thing happen in such a good community. 
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: turbogrfxfan on June 15, 2011, 11:17:13 AM
Yeah his story remind me of like those scam stories you see on the news and some old lady falls for it and she gives her savings away.  Well we aint old ladies!!
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: BlueBMW on June 15, 2011, 11:20:20 AM
There also seems to be a recurring theme of "I got screwed, maybe someone here will send me a Duo because they're nice"   Just doesnt sit well with me for some reason...  IF someone came in here and told us how their house burned down or got nailed by a tornado or something and they lost their whole collection and was looking to buy a cheap Duo to replace their lost one... I'd send that person a free Duo, but this situation, no my charity has limitations.

To the two parties involved... I hope you guys can work things out.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: JohnnyBlaze on June 15, 2011, 11:23:58 AM
Well, if you guys feel that way and just take his side real quick with his lies and deceit instead of finding out for yourselves, then I'm not going to waste my time here. I'm sorry you guys feel that way, but whatever. I'm bigger than that. I HAVE a life and I'm not about to waste any more of it here. You guys just lost out because you want to believe some jabroni who will probably f*ck you all like he f*cked me.

As for being a good community, you guys make me laugh. Notice how when he said his side of the story, you guys all turned to him. I HAD to get a lawyer. He was THREATENING ME. What was I supposed to do? So, I hope you and your new found friend grow up and play nice together.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Bernie on June 15, 2011, 11:27:19 AM
Well, if you guys feel that way and just take his side real quick with his lies and deceit instead of finding out for yourselves, then I'm not going to waste my time here. I'm sorry you guys feel that way, but whatever. I'm bigger than that. I HAVE a life and I'm not about to waste any more of it here. You guys just lost out because you want to believe some jabroni who will probably f*ck you all like he f*cked me.

As for being a good community, you guys make me laugh. Notice how when he said his side of the story, you guys all turned to him. I HAD to get a lawyer. He was THREATENING ME. What was I supposed to do? So, I hope you and your new found friend grow up and play nice together.

My Uncle Sam taught me not to negotiate with terrorist.  Momma taught me not to act like a child.  Grow up man. It wasnt his post alone that swayed us, but all your rants along with it.  Sorry fella, but its not a matter of taking sides, its a matter of the facts presented, and the way they are presented.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Arkhan on June 15, 2011, 11:27:33 AM
What I dont get is, it was fairly simple:

1) get duo and see if its legit
2) Send PS3 as fair trade.

If the duo was not as legit as you wanted, why didn't you just send it back and be done with it?  You were capable of getting multiple duos which you then junked as opposed to fixing....

DESPITE APPARENTLY KNOWING HOW TO FIX THEM.  


Its funny really.  This should have been a simple swap, and now you are blaming someone else because you took the liberty of:

1) buying a bunch of duos to fix his for a superficial problem.  He didn't ask you to do that.  You just did it.  Maybe you shouldn't buy it with the goal of playing CD-Rs your primary concern.
2) Junking duos once his was fixed, instead of keeping them for more repairs/profit.  Why would you throw things out you know how to fix?  Why not just buy a junky duo and fix it in the first place?
3) being fairly abrasive towards someone who is apparently a member here, and who has been here far longer than you, evidently.  That shits hilarious.

I also find it strange your PS3 YLOD'd while doing saves.  Thats funny.   I loled.  Thats like saying you blew your engine while backing out of your driveway.

Fix the PS3 and send it to him, or send him his duo, and then, shut up.  You're blaming someone else for your own flailing.

How is he responsible for you buying random duos that turned out to be broken?  Why didn't you test them first?
How is it his fault the duo plays legit games fine and doesn't play CD-Rs well?  
How is it his fault you magically broke your ps3?

It sounds like you should wear a helmet when you use money.   It wasnt to your liking, so instead of just sending it back, you went overboard trying to fix it, then somehow broke your own goods and botched the whole deal.  Thats your fault chief.

Also, involving a lawyer is great.  I doubt the lawyer knows what a duo is, and I doubt they know that you're being a tard.  

and finally, don't try to show up here rallying support from the rest of us complete with a sweet forum avatar, when you're the one who f*cked up.  

ESPECIALLY WHEN THE DUDE YOU'RE YANKING AROUND IS REGISTERED HERE.  

I don't want your duo tap.  You will probably forge more 0's onto my check and then say I was also paying your legal fees to support your war on duoterror, followed by calling me names and being a prick.

Or you'll blow my money on more broken duos and never send my duo tap.  You'll tell me it spontaneously got abducted by aliens when you took it to the post office.  And then, they blew your car up and its all my fault.  Youll say im responsible for your car, your duo tap, your war on duoterror, and who knows what else.  The lunch you ate that day, I dont know.

man up.

Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: turbogrfxfan on June 15, 2011, 11:46:30 AM
Lol ark that is def the best burn of the year. -m crying!!  Someone archive this
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: vestcoat on June 15, 2011, 11:51:58 AM
I read the first page of this BS thread and lost patience.  JB's initial posts are fishier than a Florida election and Blue's right about the appeals for a free Duo.

Step 1:  Lock the thread.
Step 2:  Ban this idiot.
Step 3:  Add to "Hall of Shame"

Everybody wins!
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Mathius on June 15, 2011, 12:04:41 PM
I gotta say JB's story was a confusing read. I am always willing to root for an underdog, but you gotta give me real cause to. Everyone else here pretty much covered everything else.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Opethian on June 15, 2011, 12:07:24 PM
man that guy just called someone a 'jabroni' I never laughed so hard

Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Arkhan on June 15, 2011, 12:12:38 PM
This is what CDiablo should be like

"Oh, you blew a ton of $$ on a bunch of broken duos, and broke your ps3?"

(http://www.shocked.org/images/posts/the-rock-jabroni.jpg)
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: vestcoat on June 15, 2011, 12:20:32 PM
I gotta say JB's story was a confusing read.
The truth is simple, BS is confusing.

Take an implausible story; make it really confusing and poorly-written; add some perpetual, Hegelson-style victimization; spill it over into the real world with threats and legal action; and then add a giant frickin' motive like multiple "woe-is-me" requests for a free Duo and you have a steaming pile of bullshit.  
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: vestcoat on June 15, 2011, 12:48:13 PM
Missed early warnings: 
1)  victim card played in the subject line.
2)  swear word used in the subject line.
3)  thread posted in wrong forum.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: nectarsis on June 15, 2011, 01:04:13 PM
You guys just lost out because you want to believe some jabroni who will probably f*ck you all like he f*cked me.

As for being a good community, you guys make me laugh. Notice how when he said his side of the story, you guys all turned to him. I HAD to get a lawyer. He was THREATENING ME. What was I supposed to do? So, I hope you and your new found friend grow up and play nice together.


What exactly did we lose out on? LOL

He wouldn't f*ck anyone here as most here have COMMON SENSE.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: roflmao on June 15, 2011, 01:26:34 PM
I've gotta say I've really enjoyed following this thread today. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Mathius on June 15, 2011, 02:18:41 PM
You guys just lost out because you want to believe some jabroni who will probably f*ck you all like he f*cked me.

As for being a good community, you guys make me laugh. Notice how when he said his side of the story, you guys all turned to him. I HAD to get a lawyer. He was THREATENING ME. What was I supposed to do? So, I hope you and your new found friend grow up and play nice together.


What exactly did we lose out on? LOL

He wouldn't f*ck anyone here as most here have COMMON SENSE.

My thoughts exactly.
I gotta say JB's story was a confusing read.
The truth is simple, BS is confusing.

Take an implausible story; make it really confusing and poorly-written; add some perpetual, Hegelson-style victimization; spill it over into the real world with threats and legal action; and then add a giant frickin' motive like multiple "woe-is-me" requests for a free Duo and you have a steaming pile of bullshit. 

In the beginning I chalked that up to the anger he was feeling. Then I was reminded of others that have sounded like that in the past and the pieces began to fall.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: SignOfZeta on June 15, 2011, 02:34:27 PM
Oh shit! This thread is awesome.

"My Duo broke, therefore there is no God!"

Amazing.

First off, God is inside us all, even dipshits like you.

More to the point, I'm pretty sure all black Duos get stuck on CD-Rs from time to time so that's not an indication of anything. If you don't like it, buy real games. In fact, instead of getting involved in complicated trades and shit, just buy a Duo. If can't afford one, fix your broken one, or sell some of those games to pay for it. If you can't fix stuff or come up with money, US Duos are not for you as they need service.

Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: hizaygizirlz on June 15, 2011, 02:35:21 PM
This is my new favorite thread.  Every few months one comes along and this one is it.  Ark and Vest pretty much nailed everything logical so i will skip that.  This thread is a lock for the hall of shame, simply brilliant. 

With that being said yesterday i was robbed by a gang of thuggish midgets dressed like pirates.  They beat me up pretty bad, I got pissed off and threw out my broken Sega CD, and my mom got sick from the stress.

So i'm just hoping God will have one of you people with a SuperGrafx lying around bless me with it and help ease my pain.  If not just send me cash for things I'm gonna say i'll sell you but then not send.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Opethian on June 15, 2011, 02:47:52 PM
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/opibucket/dealio.gif)

this thread needs more 'deal with it'
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Sparky on June 15, 2011, 02:53:53 PM
god i love this place.. <<wipes tear>>
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Arkhan on June 15, 2011, 03:00:10 PM
GUYS, I STUBBED MY TOE.  IT CAUSED ME TO HEMORRHAGE FROM MY NOSE AND NOW IM ON LIFE SUPPORT.

WILL ONE OF YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A MAGICAL CHASE?

DONT MISS OUT.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: turbogrfxfan on June 15, 2011, 03:00:52 PM
MAn I wish I wasn't on my bberry. The live thread must be going off right now
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: roflmao on June 15, 2011, 03:06:55 PM
http://www.digitpress.com/forum/showthread.php?t=153314

Did a little digging and it looks like he's telling a (slightly) different story to another forum (a month ago!).  Claims he bought the PS3 new from DELL to send the trader.

???
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Arkhan on June 15, 2011, 03:12:53 PM
oh great, a digitpiss reject.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: hizaygizirlz on June 15, 2011, 03:13:37 PM
The real losers here are us, because he has some good stuff to sell.  If there was a God i would get his bomberman and not have to do all the work of putting in a code to play it. 
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: vestcoat on June 15, 2011, 03:24:43 PM
I downloaded the first 3 pages of this in case God does exist and tries to edit anything.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: vestcoat on June 15, 2011, 03:29:14 PM
If not just send me cash for things I'm gonna say i'll sell you but then not send.
Oh, good eye! (and hilarious post)

Missed Early Warning #4:  JB does not accept paypal.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: tggodfrey on June 15, 2011, 03:29:32 PM
Now you haver to wonder if those pictures of games he is selling are even real...
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: blueraven on June 15, 2011, 03:39:04 PM
Holy shit this is destined for the hall of shame.

GUYS, I STUBBED MY TOE.  IT CAUSED ME TO HEMORRHAGE FROM MY NOSE AND NOW IM ON LIFE SUPPORT.

WILL ONE OF YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A MAGICAL CHASE?

DONT MISS OUT.

Hahaha Ark; yeah the logic train derailed about fifty miles before Albuquerque. 

In addition, I agree with Sparky re: the second page.

Someone gave me the idea of just sending him a dead Duo. But the ones I got off of CL, I junked when I got this one. So, there goes that....

Hey, stop for a minute and think things over would ya..., your running mad right now and its getting you nowhere.
My god... take charge of this shit, You guys agreed on a trade and he f*cking sent the duo to you, how can he possibly expect it back.

Tell him to wait and get your PS3 fixed for like $60 and send his way...

No one is going to give you a duo here because of this mishap, you are throwing your money around, getting all impatient, junking duos that you got that don’t work (which may be fixable) and now giving into this guys threats????... Now I am getting pissed off even hearing this as this should not be happening.

Now chin up, stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it.
My god man...

Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Saibot on June 15, 2011, 03:50:37 PM
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Well, I just lost my Turbo Duo because the a$$hole who traded it to me wants it back because he f*cked up on the trade wording(He told me that I didn't have to send my system if I wasn't satisfied and I wasn't as it wasn't working properly and now that I have it working, he wants it back with some BS excuses and trying to threaten me). So, now that I'm officially out a PS3 that's blown, $450, AND a Turbo Duo.

What the hell? What the hell kind of terms is this? I don't understand at all. And even if I did understand, it still make no sense. Who the hell trades a Ps3 for a Duo? And under the condition that it's technically yours, technically not yours.

First of all, whoever tried to make you agree to these terms, should be cockslapped. Second of all, YOU should be cockslapped, for actually agreeing to them.

Third of all. Don't never. And The Rock means NEVER. ATTEMPT TO PLAY BURNS ON A DUO. God, my cock is going to be sore from all the cockslapping I'm going to do before this is all over...

And you both got attorneys? Is this thread going to appear on Judge Judy? GOD I f*ckING HOPE SO...

...and The Rock says, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU GOT f*ckED OVER

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL........................................................
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: incrediblehark on June 15, 2011, 04:03:30 PM
wow... there are definitely some shenanigans going on here, obvious from the first post. who just throws away broken duos? if you paid for them you could easily resell as parts and recoup some money. I don't know how much of this story to believe, but I will say that yes I have been screwed over in the past in duo related deals (only seems to be those ones for some reason) but never tried to get a donated system or rally up the pity train. Do something about it, but JohnnyBlaze I think you are in the wrong on this one, not following through with your end of the bargain. That being said, if you are willing to ship first there are a few games I am interested in. Otherwise nobody's going to bite around here after all this.

Also, who the hell has an aunt who leaves a Duo as inheritance? I want relatives like that! (if they really exist)
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: blueraven on June 15, 2011, 04:11:57 PM
This has either trolololololol written all over it or is the work of those pesky kids and their mangy dog...

The problem with the Duo was that it was only 85% New.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Saibot on June 15, 2011, 04:16:47 PM
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Also, who the hell has an aunt who leaves a Duo as inheritance? I want relatives like that! (if they really exist)

If you have an aunt that leaves you a Duo in her will then it's time for her to go  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: turbogrfxfan on June 15, 2011, 04:47:15 PM
holy shit!!! johnny blaze is from elizabeth new jersey!! three towns away!! another nintega trolling douche!
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: RR1980 on June 15, 2011, 05:41:08 PM
holy shit!!! johnny blaze is from elizabeth new jersey!! three towns away!! another nintega trolling douche!

I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually Ninny judging from the temper tantrum he threw and that fishy story (remember that story he told about him buying a Duo-R that went up in flames?). And speaking of ninny where is PP to rip this thread a new one! :D
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Bernie on June 15, 2011, 08:01:53 PM
I see he hasn't come back.  Thats a good thing.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: blueraven on June 15, 2011, 08:08:21 PM
Whether or not this is a Validius/Kitsunexus/Ninny rant I have no idea.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: ProfessorProfessorson on June 15, 2011, 08:09:54 PM
Well, if you guys feel that way and just take his side real quick with his lies and deceit instead of finding out for yourselves, then I'm not going to waste my time here. I'm sorry you guys feel that way, but whatever. I'm bigger than that. I HAVE a life and I'm not about to waste any more of it here. You guys just lost out because you want to believe some jabroni who will probably f*ck you all like he f*cked me.

As for being a good community, you guys make me laugh. Notice how when he said his side of the story, you guys all turned to him. I HAD to get a lawyer. He was THREATENING ME. What was I supposed to do? So, I hope you and your new found friend grow up and play nice together.

From all I gathered from your convoluted cock smoker tale of tales, he sent you a item, and you wanted it to perform out of its reasonable spec. It was not built to read modern cd-r disc. Instead of sending it back to him, you tampered with it. You never sent him the goods you owed him either. YOU f*cked him over my friend. I don't blame him one bit for threatening you, as you owe him his f*cking property still.

Regardless of this guy being a cocksmoker, hes not Dave. No way would Dave ever submit his own ebay id on here. As I stated in shout, Dave went batshit crazy when he found out I knew his school address info. Dave also would never have a account with Dell, hes fubar mentally, and taken care of by his mom. The other thing is, as crazy as all of this guys bullshit is, its also far too elaborate a story for Dave to come up with, even if 70 percent of it makes no sense, its lightyears ahead of any of the mindf*ck Dave has ever fabricated in his Crazy Lab 4.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: RR1980 on June 15, 2011, 08:34:00 PM
yeah looks like JB's been around on digipress since 2004 so maybe he's done alot of good deeds there over the yrs (I dunno) but he's only been here on this forum for 2 months so it was alot to ask for to expect someone to donate a duo.....and if I get the story right.....and it's harder to understand than a convo between Dick Clark and Steven Hawkin.....so there were 4 broken duos in the story if you don't include his aunt's broken duo and one of which he managed to fixed? who's sitting on a pile of Duos now?
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Lum on June 15, 2011, 08:38:01 PM
Can't we simply agree the U.S. model Duo was trash from the start and move on? A long history of trouble related to them as this topic shows without any doubt.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: MotherGunner on June 15, 2011, 08:44:17 PM
Thread. Epic.

Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Bernie on June 15, 2011, 08:48:55 PM
Can't we simply agree the U.S. model Duo was trash from the start and move on? A long history of trouble related to them as this topic shows without any doubt.
They weren't "trash".  Just the first.  They seem to have the same issues as the PC Engine Duos.  Taking in account the age of these systems, and the time they were released, I'd say they were actually pretty good.  :)  Plus, what he was "expecting it to do" was something the system wasn't designed for anyway. 
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Keith Courage on June 15, 2011, 09:25:01 PM
Wow, I was gone from my PC for only 3 hours and this thread went from 3 to 6 pages long!
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: RR1980 on June 15, 2011, 09:35:00 PM
and the shout box was "on FIYA!" about this thread too hehe 
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: blueraven on June 15, 2011, 09:53:15 PM
hes not Dave.

Ok, Mike. Not Ninny but still batshit loony.

Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: PunkicCyborg on June 15, 2011, 11:50:49 PM
Here's his wanted ad on atari age
http://www.atariage.com/forums/topic/180748-wanted-turbo-duo-or-turbografx-16cdsuper-system-card/

Notice there is no responses and he closes the thread due to his ps3 dying. Makes me think he proceeded with the trade intending to buy a new ps3 to send to this guy instead, realized he didn't have the money to pay for a ps3 to pay for a duo then started making up the f*cked up story.
I feel bad for the other dude who kept with his end of the deal. Could you imagine how frustrated he probably was dealing with this nut???? I would probably flip out and start threatening the dude too if I sent him a duo and then he tells me the ps3 is busted and I don't deserve 2 duos anyways.......
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Arkhan on June 16, 2011, 01:19:56 AM
i think the blaze in his name stands for the fact hes blazed out of his mind.

Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: _joshuaTurbo on June 16, 2011, 02:54:37 AM
Pm for Shockman and Dragon's Curse-

You send games first, I send money order when they arrive. ;)

never mind, 'johnnyblaze' username doesn't exist...
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: CDiablo on June 16, 2011, 07:19:45 AM
Here's his wanted ad on atari age
http://www.atariage.com/forums/topic/180748-wanted-turbo-duo-or-turbografx-16cdsuper-system-card/

Notice there is no responses and he closes the thread due to his ps3 dying. Makes me think he proceeded with the trade intending to buy a new ps3 to send to this guy instead, realized he didn't have the money to pay for a ps3 to pay for a duo then started making up the f*cked up story.
I feel bad for the other dude who kept with his end of the deal. Could you imagine how frustrated he probably was dealing with this nut???? I would probably flip out and start threatening the dude too if I sent him a duo and then he tells me the ps3 is busted and I don't deserve 2 duos anyways.......



To be fair to him. He sent me a message that day saying that PS3 YLOD'd. Though he had my duo in hand he didnt lock that thread saying trade in progress but ......whatever. Well he got back to me and even though his attorney said he would win if it came to court he would send it back as long as I pay for the shipping label. So if anyone wants too buy a freshly hammer smashed DUO I'm sure I will have one in a few days. If you never see this account logged on again you can rest knowing his bomb made it to its destination. I wrote down the serial number and build date of the machine before sending, so I wonder what I will be getting in return. Depending on the story he may have it or traded it or threw it away.

Its funny that yesterday(you can point to the post where he says "I sent this guy a message") JB wrote me a PM saying that everyone on pcenginefx agrees with me, how much I suck and that I should give up only to have it turn around in to a laugh fest for you guys.  This whole ordeal is no troll thread, just a crap situation for me. I actually assumed that this would have been locked after my post and I apologize for this crap spilling into this forum(its been mostly handled by PM). I appreciate those of you who gave me some backup and for the laughs; this whole thing has been weighing on me since it got ugly. I can now make my mom proud by joining the hall of shame.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: hizaygizirlz on June 16, 2011, 07:22:42 AM
CDiablo,

We feel for you buddy.  I hope it all works out, noting you did as far as I can tell got this thread into the hall of shame.  (but it definitely will be there).

Good Luck!
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Bernie on June 16, 2011, 07:25:33 AM
No need in being fair to him.  He showed no mercy on you man.  What he did was wrong, and just plain vulgar.  It gives the REAL players/collectors a bad name.  I hope he stays gone.  We dont need turds like him here anyway.  :)
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Lum on June 16, 2011, 07:34:19 AM
Can't we simply agree the U.S. model Duo was trash from the start and move on? A long history of trouble related to them as this topic shows without any doubt.
They weren't "trash".  Just the first.  They seem to have the same issues as the PC Engine Duos.  Taking in account the age of these systems, and the time they were released, I'd say they were actually pretty good.  :)  Plus, what he was "expecting it to do" was something the system wasn't designed for anyway. 

Well... So copies WILL burn out my Duo-R no question? I have one of those Sapphire boots from here, just without an arcade card to try it.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: BlueBMW on June 16, 2011, 07:37:55 AM
Dye based CDRs are more taxing for original hardware to read.  The sapphire boots are glass mastered discs and are just as good as original cds.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Arkhan on June 16, 2011, 11:08:18 AM
Its funny that yesterday(you can point to the post where he says "I sent this guy a message") JB wrote me a PM saying that everyone on pcenginefx agrees with me, how much I suck and that I should give up only to have it turn around in to a laugh fest for you guys.  This whole ordeal is no troll thread, just a crap situation for me. I actually assumed that this would have been locked after my post and I apologize for this crap spilling into this forum(its been mostly handled by PM). I appreciate those of you who gave me some backup and for the laughs; this whole thing has been weighing on me since it got ugly. I can now make my mom proud by joining the hall of shame.

On the contrary, I dont think its you who is going to enter the hall of shame.  You will be in it by association, but you wont be the target of the lulz.


I think you should do the following, actually:

1) Get a forum avatar
2) Come here more often.  You've been here since 2008!
3) Play more Lords of Thunder
4) Laugh at JohnnyBlaze with the rest of us.

It worked out great that you were already here, and got to shed more light on his herpderping.  Its a rare, and hilarious occurrence.

Its funny how he was trashing you and making it out like you were a huge, sinister douchebag.  I think he was projecting. 

I also hope he sends you a different Duo than the one you sent him, cause then you can go all justice system on him, and give us more laughs at his expense.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: neoxeno on June 16, 2011, 04:06:26 PM
Looks like he's gone. :dance:
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: SignOfZeta on June 16, 2011, 04:27:56 PM
Can't we simply agree the U.S. model Duo was trash from the start and move on? A long history of trouble related to them as this topic shows without any doubt.
They weren't "trash".  Just the first.  They seem to have the same issues as the PC Engine Duos.  Taking in account the age of these systems, and the time they were released, I'd say they were actually pretty good.  :)  Plus, what he was "expecting it to do" was something the system wasn't designed for anyway. 

Well... So copies WILL burn out my Duo-R no question? I have one of those Sapphire boots from here, just without an arcade card to try it.

By no means. The only known fact regarding CD-Rs and Duos is that the black systems often get their lasers stuck for some reason. This may happen on the R/RX, but I've never seen it.

The idea that CD-Rs kill lasers is basically bullshit. It's bullshit that a lot of people believe, but it's bullshit all the same. Some people hate piracy so much, even in cases where the game has been out of print for 20 years and both the developer and publisher have long since gone out of business so there is no way you could support the creators of the software by buying a legit copy, that they make up stories about how copies kill systems.

The famous European Saphire bootleg isn't a CD-R. It's a real stamped CD. It is the only one like it, AFAIK.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: BlueBMW on June 16, 2011, 04:35:26 PM
The only thing I've read and understand to be an issue when using CDRs is the width of the data track when using 80 minute CDRs versus 74 minute CDRs (which are becoming much less common)  On the larger capacity CDs, the data track is thinner to fit more data in the same physical area of the disc.  This tigher data track is harder for older lasers to focus on and read.  As far as damaging... the only thing I can give credit to is the fact that a laser may have to reseek more, and refocus more to read a CDR.  In the long run this could mean more wear on all components involved.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: soop on June 16, 2011, 09:21:28 PM
Missed early warnings: 
1)  victim card played in the subject line.
2)  swear word used in the subject line.
3)  thread posted in wrong forum.

Just like to say, I saw this a mile off.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Jibbajaba on June 17, 2011, 06:11:13 AM
The only thing I've read and understand to be an issue when using CDRs is the width of the data track when using 80 minute CDRs versus 74 minute CDRs (which are becoming much less common)  On the larger capacity CDs, the data track is thinner to fit more data in the same physical area of the disc.  This tigher data track is harder for older lasers to focus on and read.  As far as damaging... the only thing I can give credit to is the fact that a laser may have to reseek more, and refocus more to read a CDR.  In the long run this could mean more wear on all components involved.

That's good to read.  I just bought a stack of 74 min CD-R's at a flea market.  Each individually packaged in jewel cases with white trays, which I can use as replacement cases for any jacked up Japanese CD games that I buy.  I thought the CDs themselves might not be very useful (I really bought them for the cases), but I'll go ahead and use them any time I want to burn a Duo game.

Chris
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: BlueBMW on June 17, 2011, 11:52:55 AM
That's good to read.  I just bought a stack of 74 min CD-R's at a flea market.  Each individually packaged in jewel cases with white trays, which I can use as replacement cases for any jacked up Japanese CD games that I buy.  I thought the CDs themselves might not be very useful (I really bought them for the cases), but I'll go ahead and use them any time I want to burn a Duo game.

Chris

CDR quality also has a lot to do with how well they are read.  Hopefully the ones you got are some higher quality ones and havent deteriorated much due to age.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: PunkicCyborg on June 17, 2011, 11:56:34 AM
I hope his games don't get junked with his duos......
I can't image throwing a duo away or throwing out anything turbo related besides TV sports football.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: turbogrfxfan on June 18, 2011, 12:40:51 AM
Well who really knows the story. He may just sell em on another forum or ebay. Those games weren't even sweatin over imo
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: apachacha on June 18, 2011, 03:33:50 AM
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/opibucket/dealio.gif)

this thread needs more 'deal with it'


Okay, that is just awesome.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: thesteve on June 18, 2011, 06:59:21 AM
Can't we simply agree the U.S. model Duo was trash from the start and move on? A long history of trouble related to them as this topic shows without any doubt.

the "us duo" (black DUO) in some ways it better built than the -R/-RX (better board material)
NEC just got unlucky with a capacitor manufacturer.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: ProfessorProfessorson on June 18, 2011, 10:54:55 AM
The idea that CD-Rs kill lasers is basically bullshit.

Older lasers only designed to read disc made of certain materials are going to be stressed out more trying to read short strategy cd-rs made of cheap materials and dyes. That is a fact. The laser will indeed have to work harder to focus the beam on the disc. Most laser lens use some kind of raising mechanism used to help focus the laser. That has to work harder in older lasers try to exceed their spec to focus the beam on junk media made to be read by superior hardware manufactured 15 years later. I still have plenty of cd-rom drives for pc from 94-95 that can not read any short strategy cd-rs at all. They make a ton of noise as they try to do so, but it is just past their ability. Toss a normal pressed disc in there, they read perfectly. These days buying long strategy disc in retail stores is damn near impossible, so the average buyer will get stuck with short strategy, increasing the odds of overworking their laser. All lasers will die in the end, but the idea is not to speed that death up.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: thesteve on June 18, 2011, 11:29:55 AM
its true that bad disks are harder to focus, but i have never seen the focus system fail.
the laser failures I have seen are from laser fade, or failure (as in the light source fails), which would not be hastened by poor cd quality.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: ProfessorProfessorson on June 18, 2011, 11:52:47 AM
its true that bad disks are harder to focus, but i have never seen the focus system fail.
the laser failures I have seen are from laser fade, or failure (as in the light source fails), which would not be hastened by poor cd quality.

I have had the mechanics fail on plenty of lasers, so that the laser lenses cant be raised anymore to focus. This is especially true on the KSS 210A and B. I replaced enough of those now due to that, that I don't care to ever do so again.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: IDCHAPPY on June 24, 2011, 07:51:07 PM
In before the lock  :pray: , shitty deals give the retro game a bad name. I like to think that if someone wasnt happy with something i'd sold then i'd do my very best to sort the situation, part of the whole treat others the way you would like to be treated thing  :clap:
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Keith Courage on June 26, 2011, 09:23:25 AM
Local businesses should start using this slogan for promotions. This weekend only!!! It's the once a year, ASS HOLE f*ckED ME OVER SALE!!!!
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: neoxeno on June 26, 2011, 10:05:02 AM
Local businesses should start using this slogan for promotions. This weekend only!!! It's the once a year, ASS HOLE f*ckED ME OVER SALE!!!!

 :lol:
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Sleepy Gnome on July 20, 2011, 07:57:49 AM
this is internet gold.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Firebomber7 on September 18, 2011, 10:07:59 AM
IF someone came in here and told us how their house burned down or got nailed by a tornado or something and they lost their whole collection and was looking to buy a cheap Duo to replace their lost one... I'd send that person a free Duo, but this situation, no my charity has limitations.
I lost my whole collection trying to appease a woman...  *hint, hint*

Then again, I'm not crying too badly for a free one!

More on topic... these threads are crazy! If it was me that received the Duo, I'd try to see if it was an easy fix first (and NOT try it with a CDR first!). If it was fixed, as it was in this case, AND the promised PS3 was broken, the correct thing to do is EITHER send the Duo back OR acquire another equivalent PS3 (buy new if needed) and send him exactly what he was expecting. Anything else is dead wrong, which is exactly what happened.

The OP seems like a real tool.


*bump on a not TOO old classic thread!*
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: BlueBMW on September 18, 2011, 04:52:05 PM
I lost my whole collection trying to appease a woman...  *hint, hint*

I experienced the same thing back in 2005... I pretty much sold my whole collection except my Atari 800 stuff, because the woman I was engaged to didnt like my video game hobby.  I was young, dumb, and foolish.  I wont make that mistake again!

So I can definitely feel your pain on that one :(

On the note of free duos, do keep an eye out, at some point here I will be raffling off a free US duo :D  It'll be before the end of this year.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Mathius on September 18, 2011, 05:21:22 PM
I lost my whole collection trying to appease a woman...  *hint, hint*

I experienced the same thing back in 2005... I pretty much sold my whole collection except my Atari 800 stuff, because the woman I was engaged to didnt like my video game hobby.  I was young, dumb, and foolish.  I wont make that mistake again!

So I can definitely feel your pain on that one :(

On the note of free duos, do keep an eye out, at some point here I will be raffling off a free US duo :D  It'll be before the end of this year.

Even though I just became a member of teh "Duo Club" with my purchase of a Duo-R, may I please please enter this future raffle?  :pray:
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: BlueBMW on September 18, 2011, 05:22:59 PM
I havent decided what the rules / regs will be on the raffle, but there will be some :P  Probably at least a minimum post or time on the forum requirement :D  I'll have to decide on some hoops for peeps to jump through.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Mathius on September 18, 2011, 05:32:46 PM
I havent decided what the rules / regs will be on the raffle, but there will be some :P  Probably at least a minimum post or time on the forum requirement :D  I'll have to decide on some hoops for peeps to jump through.

Sheesh! Fair enough. [-( :P

A US Turbo Duo is still on my "to buy" list, but I don't want to have to sell my pancreas to get one. If I get lucky one day I want it to be on these forums.  :)
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Firebomber7 on September 19, 2011, 05:00:44 AM
On the note of free duos, do keep an eye out, at some point here I will be raffling off a free US duo :D  It'll be before the end of this year.
Really? Sweet! I will win it and trade it to Tats for an Ave6 controller and a loose copy of Gunhed!

Or a PCE Duo-something

Nothing against Turbochips!
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: BlueBMW on September 19, 2011, 07:56:10 AM
It will be region modded or not at the winners discretion.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: _joshuaTurbo on September 20, 2011, 03:38:48 AM
I lost my whole collection trying to appease a woman...  *hint, hint*
I experienced the same thing back in 2005... I pretty much sold my whole collection except my Atari 800 stuff, because the woman I was engaged to didnt like my video game hobby.  I was young, dumb, and foolish.  I wont make that mistake again!

So I can definitely feel your pain on that one :(

jeesh, this is all too familiar.  in late 2007~early 2008 I sold off my entire collection except my Sega Dreamcast and games.  Trying to fend off late payments and bill collectors for a person with a Horrendous spending problem.....

years later - lesson learned.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: SMF on September 20, 2011, 09:29:07 AM
I lost my whole collection trying to appease a woman...  *hint, hint*
I experienced the same thing back in 2005... I pretty much sold my whole collection except my Atari 800 stuff, because the woman I was engaged to didnt like my video game hobby.  I was young, dumb, and foolish.  I wont make that mistake again!

So I can definitely feel your pain on that one :(

jeesh, this is all too familiar.  in late 2007~early 2008 I sold off my entire collection except my Sega Dreamcast and games.  Trying to fend off late payments and bill collectors for a person with a Horrendous spending problem.....

years later - lesson learned.

Seems like that's what we do with woman, To save my relationship I sold off everything cept my Nintendo and NEC stuff. At that time I had every system out up to the then Current Dreamcast. SEGA master, Genesis with every single add on sega made for them. Even had genesis master system add on. Atari's the hard to find working Jag CD, 3DO. I had a shit load of games to. I remember cutting school cause Toys r us had Sega CD games dirt cheap along with 3DO games. Atleast I was smart enough to hold onto my TG and Nintendo stuff.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: c0ldb33r on October 11, 2011, 12:16:44 PM
Jesus, this thread is 8 pages.

Is the stuff on page 1 still for sale? if so what are the prices? I'm not reading 8 pages to find out  :lol:
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: allyourblood on October 11, 2011, 12:34:24 PM
Jesus, this thread is 8 pages.

Is the stuff on page 1 still for sale? if so what are the prices? I'm not reading 8 pages to find out  :lol:


I don't know, but I read through most of this thread a while back, and decided that perhaps buying from this individual might not be the best idea. At least, not without Paypal or some other form of protection.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: BlueBMW on October 11, 2011, 02:14:24 PM
I think this guy is LONG GONE :D  But the thread is around for the laughs :P
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: PunkicCyborg on October 11, 2011, 02:17:39 PM
yeah definitely worth the read
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: blueraven on October 12, 2011, 04:50:10 PM
Holy thread of FAIL Batman!
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Opethian on October 13, 2011, 09:36:36 AM
hall of shame worthy?
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: sirhcman on October 13, 2011, 10:08:42 AM
This thread made my head hurt!  ](*,)
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: PunkicCyborg on October 14, 2011, 07:18:40 AM
hall of shame worthy?
to me this is the best ever, hall of shame #1
so many awesome moments, jabroni, there is no God if someone doesn't give me a duo etc.....
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: MotherGunner on October 14, 2011, 07:21:42 AM
elabit, you weren't here during the Mike vs. Joe or Nintega days it seems...  To me this thread was just an afternoon chuckle.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: PunkicCyborg on October 16, 2011, 03:59:20 PM
elabit, you weren't here during the Mike vs. Joe or Nintega days it seems...  To me this thread was just an afternoon chuckle.
Yeah I missed all of that, and it seems most of it has been deleted or heavily edited
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: c0ldb33r on October 27, 2011, 12:45:18 PM
we need a coles notes version of this thread
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Edmond Dantes on October 27, 2011, 03:43:01 PM
^ Coles' notes?

Here's a condensed version, in any case:

A guy came into a forum and asked for hand-outs after an Atari Jaguar ate his balls, his Mega Drive and his Turbo Duo which prevented him from giving cabbage to a Rabbi.  Apparently, the Rabbi was actually the evil genius who keeps putting those insta-death spike pits from Keith Courage in Alpha Zones just off screen, so he didn't deserve Cabbage anyway.

Then the Rabbi comes on the forum and explain that actually, he's the reason we got the Gate of Thunder Super CD and spins a heartfelt, warm-blooded speech about being kind to animals and loving your fellow man.  He demonstrates this himself by refusing to behead those who had wronged him.  Therefore, we all side with him.

But the first guy, who is revealed to in fact be an aging and senile Johnny Turbo, instead goes off the deep end and tries to flood the world in a sea of venus bonktraps.  It backfires and he ends up summoning that nigh-unbeatable ballerina boss from the second game, who promptly wipes the floor with him before getting killed herself by Raiden the Thunder God, who uses a fatality just to be sure.

Everybody laughs.  The end.

I may have taken liberties with the story, but that's the way I see it.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: nat on October 27, 2011, 03:55:03 PM
This thread has been in the Hall of Shame for a while.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: roflmao on October 27, 2011, 04:18:24 PM
Here's a condensed version, in any case:

 :clap:
Sounds about right to me.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: c0ldb33r on October 27, 2011, 11:01:39 PM
I've tried to actually read the thread a few times but my head's ready to explode halfway through. This seems to match what I did read. Thanks :)

^ Coles' notes?

Here's a condensed version, in any case:

A guy came into a forum and asked for hand-outs after an Atari Jaguar ate his balls, his Mega Drive and his Turbo Duo which prevented him from giving cabbage to a Rabbi.  Apparently, the Rabbi was actually the evil genius who keeps putting those insta-death spike pits from Keith Courage in Alpha Zones just off screen, so he didn't deserve Cabbage anyway.

Then the Rabbi comes on the forum and explain that actually, he's the reason we got the Gate of Thunder Super CD and spins a heartfelt, warm-blooded speech about being kind to animals and loving your fellow man.  He demonstrates this himself by refusing to behead those who had wronged him.  Therefore, we all side with him.

But the first guy, who is revealed to in fact be an aging and senile Johnny Turbo, instead goes off the deep end and tries to flood the world in a sea of venus bonktraps.  It backfires and he ends up summoning that nigh-unbeatable ballerina boss from the second game, who promptly wipes the floor with him before getting killed herself by Raiden the Thunder God, who uses a fatality just to be sure.

Everybody laughs.  The end.

I may have taken liberties with the story, but that's the way I see it.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: blueraven on October 28, 2011, 09:55:34 AM
I've tried to actually read the thread a few times but my head's ready to explode halfway through. This seems to match what I did read. Thanks :)


That's pretty much the size of it. The thread is downright schizophrenic.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: thesteve on October 28, 2011, 06:54:04 PM
love the condensed version
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: JapanTokei on October 29, 2011, 08:01:49 AM
this guy's post read like a fockin scam at the 1st post.  I just saw it.  smells worse than a rancid pube with the following:
* he is a guest poster
* his story makes no focking sense
* he was intent on dumping his games

....

I hope no one got scammed by this biatch!
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: nectarsis on October 29, 2011, 08:47:54 AM
* he is a guest poster

That happens due to closing an acct/being banned.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: BigT on October 29, 2011, 05:51:08 PM
I've tried to actually read the thread a few times but my head's ready to explode halfway through. This seems to match what I did read. Thanks :)

^ Coles' notes?

Here's a condensed version, in any case:

A guy came into a forum and asked for hand-outs after an Atari Jaguar ate his balls, his Mega Drive and his Turbo Duo which prevented him from giving cabbage to a Rabbi.  Apparently, the Rabbi was actually the evil genius who keeps putting those insta-death spike pits from Keith Courage in Alpha Zones just off screen, so he didn't deserve Cabbage anyway.

Then the Rabbi comes on the forum and explain that actually, he's the reason we got the Gate of Thunder Super CD and spins a heartfelt, warm-blooded speech about being kind to animals and loving your fellow man.  He demonstrates this himself by refusing to behead those who had wronged him.  Therefore, we all side with him.

But the first guy, who is revealed to in fact be an aging and senile Johnny Turbo, instead goes off the deep end and tries to flood the world in a sea of venus bonktraps.  It backfires and he ends up summoning that nigh-unbeatable ballerina boss from the second game, who promptly wipes the floor with him before getting killed herself by Raiden the Thunder God, who uses a fatality just to be sure.

Everybody laughs.  The end.

I may have taken liberties with the story, but that's the way I see it.

I actually did make it through the whole thread... the original version is also good for some entertainment!  In hindsight, both stories make about as much sense!
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: c0ldb33r on November 02, 2011, 11:42:20 AM
is there any mechanism to archive threads on this forum? :D
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: alexsduo on January 19, 2012, 06:55:27 AM
when I started reading this forum, I was a young man with a spark in my eyes.  Now, I am old and do not care anymore about anything, this thread has aged me beyond my years.  Humbug. 

But seriously, I need a drawing, to explain this word problem of a story.  This is like 8 grade math.

Bobby has a Duo that may or may not work, Johnny has a hankering for a PS3, Bobby sends $250 and sends Johnny a PS3 from Dell.com, you get mad Duos, and you know how to fix them, or your sister does, and you received one from an inheritance.  You pay your sister $30, or the going rate to fix a Duo, to fix the Duo or Duos, and then they work or do not work and you throw or do not throw them out.   Johnny proceeds to play CDR and they ruin the laser, and you throw away the Duo.  Bobby harasses Johnny, and both parties hire a lawyer at $250 per hour.  you then have to sell your games to presumably live.  Also, you make a posting to try and recoup 25% of your cost.

Question: How much time have you wasted reading all of this?

Solution:  There is no God.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: PunkicCyborg on January 21, 2012, 12:31:00 PM
when I started reading this forum, I was a young man with a spark in my eyes.  Now, I am old and do not care anymore about anything, this thread has aged me beyond my years.  Humbug. 

But seriously, I need a drawing, to explain this word problem of a story.  This is like 8 grade math.

Bobby has a Duo that may or may not work, Johnny has a hankering for a PS3, Bobby sends $250 and sends Johnny a PS3 from Dell.com, you get mad Duos, and you know how to fix them, or your sister does, and you received one from an inheritance.  You pay your sister $30, or the going rate to fix a Duo, to fix the Duo or Duos, and then they work or do not work and you throw or do not throw them out.   Johnny proceeds to play CDR and they ruin the laser, and you throw away the Duo.  Bobby harasses Johnny, and both parties hire a lawyer at $250 per hour.  you then have to sell your games to presumably live.  Also, you make a posting to try and recoup 25% of your cost.

Question: How much time have you wasted reading all of this?

Solution:  There is no God.

Your posts make about as much sense as Regal Sin's
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: alexsduo on January 24, 2012, 06:27:03 AM
Thank you, wasn't meant to make sense.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Tatsujin on February 28, 2012, 10:27:21 PM
LOL, never looked into this thread. What a BLAST! :lol:
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: tiptopjames on February 29, 2012, 04:54:16 AM
my moms a whore. can i have a duo?
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Bernie on February 29, 2012, 05:24:10 AM
my moms a whore. can i have a duo?
Oh boy..  another one..  here we go...
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: MotherGunner on February 29, 2012, 05:39:07 AM
Every time this thread gets bumped, I die a little more inside....
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: tiptopjames on February 29, 2012, 06:07:12 AM
it was so recent on the list this morning, that i almost thought it was a post from today. and i read it all. sorry to kill your soul, i don't really want a duo for my mothers promiscuity :(
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: MotherGunner on February 29, 2012, 06:15:31 AM
Post a picture of your mother and all MAY be forgiven...=)

P.s.  My comment was for Tats
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: futureman2000 on February 29, 2012, 08:31:20 AM
I remember reading this thing all the way through after the fact. It has story arcs, twists and turns. Great read!
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: blueraven on February 29, 2012, 05:24:20 PM
How the heck did this thread get ressed?
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: nat on February 29, 2012, 07:04:44 PM
I posted a link to it in that Nintega thread when someone guessed machomadness was Nintega. People came. People read. People discussed. Besides that, it's immortalized in the Hall of Shame.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: esteban on March 03, 2012, 04:39:33 PM
Every time this thread gets bumped, I die a little more inside....


Same here! (http://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcgsad.png)
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Turbotracks on March 13, 2012, 08:19:17 AM
Got half way through before realizing how old it was! LOL! I have since passed it along to a friend who writes screenplays.  Hope nobody minds. J/k
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: MotherGunner on March 13, 2012, 08:26:41 AM
Nope, we only mind that this thread continues to be bumped.  Let's lock it already...=/
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: alexsduo on August 04, 2012, 09:16:42 AM
I have a hangnail, please send me turbob. 
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Jibbajaba on August 04, 2012, 02:42:00 PM
Seriously?  You necrobumped this thread for that?
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: PunkicCyborg on August 04, 2012, 02:54:27 PM
I have a hangnail, please send me turbob. 
at least he wasn't starting another thread about his quest for magical chase
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Jibbajaba on August 04, 2012, 07:00:38 PM
I have a hangnail, please send me turbob. 
at least he wasn't starting another thread about his quest for magical chase

That's very true.  Although maybe if someone would just bite the bullet and sell MC to this guy for a gamer's price, we'd finally be rid of him.

Chris
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Sparky on August 05, 2012, 12:55:40 AM
Que the rude Canadian...  Hahaha

That's why there are 4 people ignoring him, I am not there yet :P
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Trenton_net on August 05, 2012, 07:40:49 AM
Doh! Necro post!
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: MotherGunner on September 04, 2012, 09:59:10 AM
Despite my best hopes and wishes, this thread will never die....=(
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: bartre on September 04, 2012, 02:52:02 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cpkcvnGO_yM/T48ze1MB79I/AAAAAAAAAUw/SLm7faOQhxY/s1600/scream.gif)

oh my god, someone bumped this thread again...
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Necromancer on September 05, 2012, 02:51:39 AM
Despite my best hopes and wishes, this thread will never die....=(

But it'd been dead for a month.....  ](*,)
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: hizaygizirlz on September 05, 2012, 09:07:20 AM
This is my favorite thread ever.  I won't ever bump it off a long absence but i'm glad it keeps coming back.  It had so many layers and great moments.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: PunkicCyborg on October 06, 2012, 07:20:00 AM
JohnnyBlaze in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" FAMICOM EDITION!!! http://www.famicomworld.com/forum/index.php?topic=6938.60
wow and more http://www.famicomworld.com/forum/index.php?topic=8353.30

same story, bought  a used as is system, wasn't working well and blows up even after the seller tried to help him with replacement parts lol

Thanks to him 80sFreak doesn't want to ship to the US. THANKS JERK
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: GohanX on October 06, 2012, 10:31:26 AM
It was THIS a$$hole causing 80sfreak so much grief? And the reason I can't buy shit from 80sfreak anymore? It's time to stab a bitch.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: PunkicCyborg on October 06, 2012, 11:37:11 AM
I feel bad for 80sfreak that he had to put up with this guy's bipolar ass. He even offered to send the replacement part despite it was an as is sale. I hope he sees that this guy is an exception and sells to us once again because his deals are excellent.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: sadikyo on October 08, 2012, 02:36:24 AM
Wow...I just read through this thread.  I'm new here, so I clearly missed all this...'fun.'  Hahaha - this is pretty crazy stuff - but very entertaining.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Necromancer on October 08, 2012, 05:22:51 AM
Heh, the crazy f*cker strikes again.  Any bets that his 'broken' system works just fine and he's trying to get something for free?
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: PunkicCyborg on October 08, 2012, 07:18:37 AM
after reading the thread it's obvious that's what he was trying for claiming that the ram adapter thing was broken but another member sent him a replacement which the guy says it worked but the guy who sent it got the broken one in trade and also said it worked. I dont think he got much though, just a partial refund of $25 but he was going for more. After reading over both thread and this one again it's crazy how many similarities there are in the two deals though
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: fraggore on October 09, 2012, 07:45:05 AM
have to say JohnnyBlaze is a dick and a real Dodgy bastard.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Lost Monkey on October 09, 2012, 08:35:44 AM
So, uh, did anyone buy any of his games, or what?
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Bernie on October 09, 2012, 08:46:44 AM
Not here.  He fizzled and burned not long after this thread was started.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Lost Monkey on October 09, 2012, 08:57:39 AM
Sorry Bernie - I forgot the "I'm being a douche" smiley.  I had issues with this guy 6-7 years ago on AtariAge.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: PunkicCyborg on October 09, 2012, 12:56:04 PM
He closed that acct and came back under the user name machomadness
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: tggodfrey on October 09, 2012, 11:00:17 PM
6-7 years ago?  How long has this assbag been around?  he cant be but what?  13 or 14 by the sound of his crying.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: fraggore on October 10, 2012, 06:35:48 AM
he did mention a wife bet he 35 going 3 real deal keyboard warrior
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: tggodfrey on October 10, 2012, 08:18:58 AM
lol
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: hizaygizirlz on October 21, 2012, 03:26:28 PM
Naturally I love bumping my favorite thread.

Johnny tries to trade a duo on nintendo age and takes a shot at pcenginefx in the process.

In reference to a system on sale at pcenginefx....

"I tried but no response. Besides, from what I've heard from people, including some close to me, most of the people on those forums are unscrupulous individuals...."

I agree though most of you are unscrupulous individuals.

http://www.nintendoage.com/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=6&threadid=87044&StartRow=1#bottom
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: mcarnage on October 21, 2012, 04:02:02 PM
He's been also trying to do this on AtariAge (http://www.atariage.com/forums/topic/203923-interest-check-turbo-duo/) and shocker they told him to come here. Must suck to want to get something PC Engine related and not be able to use the best forum for it!
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Tatsujin on October 22, 2012, 12:47:50 AM
It's obvious for my trained eyes, that is is much more going on here, than meets the ear.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: machomadness on October 22, 2012, 04:13:56 AM
I've already talked to a few people on NintendoAge who urged me to give this another shot.

I wrote a thread explaining everything here:

https://www.pcenginefx.com/forums/index.php?topic=13347.0
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: tiptopjames on October 22, 2012, 10:40:18 AM
it was me guys. i told him to put it on here, granted i had forgotten about this whole...thing. then i lol'd about it.
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: Jibbajaba on October 22, 2012, 03:07:44 PM
Sorry, I posted in his thread on AA telling him to come here.  I didn't recognize the nickname when I did it.

Chris
Title: Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
Post by: mankatoman on October 22, 2012, 04:49:58 PM
I almost bought a turboduo from him, but he wouldn't budge from the $300 ebay price. Wasn't that great of a deal since he was keeping the box it came with and didn't come with cords either I don't think.