I have an idea.
I've never done any sort of rom hacking or text editing or anything, so I'm not sure of my ability to do this myself, but has anyone ever thought of going in & properly translating Exile?
Ideally, one could add a bit of creative liberty & also un-censor the religious and drug-related content. However, if you wanted to keep it simple, you could always just copy & paste the text from the Turbografx version. Just a thought. Anyone ever consider this?