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SignOfZeta

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Re: Butt ugliest hand held console ever
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2012, 07:06:45 AM »
That ugly ass thing certainly looks worse than an n-gage, but it's about as much of a game console as a TI-85 is.

It has games, wireless versus mode, a built in email client...it LOOKS like a TI, sure, but that's not because it functions anything like a TI, it's just horribly designed.

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Re: Butt ugliest hand held console ever
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2012, 07:21:58 AM »
And now you wanna go dissin another great machine.... I think I'll just go back to playing drug wars on my 85....

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Re: Butt ugliest hand held console ever
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2012, 09:11:46 AM »
I hate it.

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Re: Butt ugliest hand held console ever
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2012, 11:37:48 AM »
Zeta, i hear you, and you are rightly entitled to answers ;)

Your not gonna believe me but i swear to you this is true. I cant stand the way the design on the top and bottom of curves in towards the screen.  The screen is excellent i agree, but it's just way to small for what i will tolerate (the dingoo a320 was pushing it, but also has an excellent screen). And finally people with larger hands have learned to hate such small systems as playing it for even a short period of time becomes very uncomfortable. I"m straying away from the topic though, and the answer is i hate the design on the front.

And no, i was not dropped. I was born at the top of a pine tree, fell out and hit every branch on the way down. I"m so bright, my dad calls me son.......................

I agree with the big hands thing but going off of looks the things f*cking sexy.

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Re: Butt ugliest hand held console ever
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2012, 01:49:45 AM »
I would have to say:

1. The Atari Lynx 1
2. atari 5200
3.nintedo version 2

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Re: Butt ugliest hand held console ever
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2012, 01:50:16 AM »
how big are your hands that you are holding onto an Atari 5200, dude.
[Fri 19:34]<nectarsis> been wanting to try that one for awhile now Ope
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Re: Butt ugliest hand held console ever
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2012, 11:46:17 AM »
N-Gage classic (You need to remove the battery if you want to remove the cart  #-o
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Re: Butt ugliest hand held console ever
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2012, 10:40:20 PM »
Watara Supervision/Mega Duck/Cougar Boy. I mean, just look at those Dpads!

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Re: Butt ugliest hand held console ever
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2012, 02:43:28 AM »
Perhaps you didn't see my picture of the Cybiko on the first page. I'll post another, this time with the upgraded version, the Cybiko Extreme:



There is no uglier handheld than these two. The look is best described as "my dog ate crayons". The Supervision is a PSP by comparison. Its horrendous. It wins the prize. Period.

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Re: Butt ugliest hand held console ever
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2012, 03:05:01 AM »
I have to agree with Zeta..  That thing is terrible looking. 

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Re: Butt ugliest hand held console ever
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2012, 02:57:07 PM »
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Re: Butt ugliest hand held console ever
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2012, 05:57:49 PM »
Lynx model 2, such an uncomfortable blob of plastic to play games on.

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Re: Butt ugliest hand held console ever
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2012, 06:10:25 PM »
Lynx model 2, such an uncomfortable blob of plastic to play games on.
I don't think the lynx 2 was that bad now the lynx 1 was fugly,but both were horrible at eating up batterys.

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Re: Butt ugliest hand held console ever
« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2012, 12:15:08 AM »
Random thoughts:

(1) The Lynx (either version) wasn't ugly, you bastards.
(2) The DS/3DS (any incarnation) are not the prettiest things.
(3) Cybiko. Cybiko. Cybiko. Zeta, I had never even heard of that thing! Damn!
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Re: Butt ugliest hand held console ever
« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2012, 01:56:38 AM »
Lynx 1 = chef. no question. one of the best thing the americans did in the past 25 years.
DS Lite looks and feels awesome.
Cybiko(?), I've never heard of that..erm..thing either. and now, my life sure was better before the notice of that.
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