"Man-sized" says it all. I often take "man-sized" dumps that require multiple flushes.
Also, Black Tiger, please take a picture with how you hold the controller.
I don't know if these pics are an accurate depiction of how I normally hold a pad, since I just picked them up and pretended to leap through a platformer.
But while comparing the two for a minute, I was able to determine some of the major features that make the standard pad suck and the dogbone the greatest.
The sharp sides of the
original pad dig into my fingers and it just
feels uncomfortable in general. I can handle the two horizontal buttons on a TurboGrafx pad, because they're not so close to the opposite side of the controller.
But to use an old NES pad I have to either twist my right wrist into a very uncomfortable position or play with the whole pad on an angle, which compromises precise d-pad movement(
I have a hard time doing Sonic Boom style moves on SNES pads too). Plus the entire d-pad is
smaller than my thumb.
I also hate having to dig into a valley to try to press down the Select and Start buttons. Especially when they're floppy pieces of soft rubber that bend as easily as they depress. The concave A & B buttons are also slower to return and feel almost sticky compared to the dogbone's nice convex buttons.

The
dogbone's round bone-shape is perfect for resting my left index finger along. The back side has nice curves that don't hurt my other fingers and I don't need to support the pad heavily with my left ring finger like I do with the originator. When I need to hold the d-pad more straight and horizontal, it doesn't feel as forced.
I've never been a fan of the SNES pad's angled ABYZ buttons, but for whatever reason it works well for the dogbone. I think that the raised bar behind them has something to do with it and the angle may be different. The Select and Start buttons
actually function as well, a big improvement over the old pad's nonsense. As mentioned in the crap pad description, the A & B buttons also respond much faster and can keep up with skill(
anything above Gyromite).
The d-pad is much larger, made out of a softer finger-friendly material and also benefits from a raised base on the pad's exterior. The d-pad actually moves around. So much so that I first thought that it'd be sloppy and eratic, like original/3-button Genesis d-pads are for me. But as soon as I started playing a stack of 20 new carts I received at the same time as my top loader NES, I couldn't believe how accurate it was. 'Control' was the word that came to mind ironically.
One last bonus is that the cord actually comes out at the middle and doesn't drag from one side like the that old hunk of garbage. Yet there's still enough of it to lasso your kid brother or household pet with.



I'd pretend that it may be Keranu's dogbone pad that is faulty, but his admission to liking the Advantage is evidence that its more likely Keranu's bizarro-world tastes that is the real problem.
