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Re: The ugliest console ever created??
« Reply #60 on: November 25, 2008, 02:46:51 PM »
I had some sweet disneyland ones.  They were pretty vibrant.

So were my Juicy Juice ones.


man, we could make viewmaster goggles with porno slides and turn a sweet profit off creepy dudes.

Actually, when I was in 6th grade I remember someone showing me a pin.  On one end was the viewfinder (very small).  You had to twist the pin, and it would change the pictures.  It was porn!  Haha, pretty cool.  Of course you had to hold it up to the light for it to work better.


Golgo13

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Re: The ugliest console ever created??
« Reply #61 on: November 28, 2008, 04:56:41 AM »
Xbox it is not only ugly, but its name is stupid and ugly aswell.

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Re: The ugliest console ever created??
« Reply #62 on: November 28, 2008, 08:38:59 AM »
And it smells like feet!  :x

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Re: The ugliest console ever created??
« Reply #63 on: November 28, 2008, 10:29:55 AM »
Xbox it is not only ugly, but its name is stupid and ugly aswell.

The Turbografx is arguably not the prettiest console out there, and the name is also arguably somewhat cheesy. I, however, still choose to love it for what it offers. The same goes for my Xbox. Though my Xbox, or for that matter my Turbografx, doesn't smell like feet. heh

The Xbox is like the old Volvos. It's a tank. Not pretty to look at, but it will stand the test of time.


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Re: The ugliest console ever created??
« Reply #64 on: November 28, 2008, 07:09:38 PM »
Turbo Grafx a cool name for its time, but Xbox was a retarded name, When I first saw it in a magazine I remember thinking it was some kind of joke the magazine was playing.

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Re: The ugliest console ever created??
« Reply #65 on: November 28, 2008, 07:25:25 PM »
What's worse is that they didn't even give the name a total revamp for their followup console. In fact, they barely changed it at all.

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Re: The ugliest console ever created??
« Reply #66 on: November 29, 2008, 01:58:34 AM »
Got to say the X-Box triumphs here. Just terrible. But the N64 controller alone is the worst looking pos I ever laid eyes on. So, soooooo u-g-l-y.

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Re: The ugliest console ever created??
« Reply #67 on: November 29, 2008, 08:13:07 PM »
It's not that it's ugly, it just has the build quality of a $0.99 plastic infant toy. There hasn't been a console in history that has had a cheaper made controller than the N64.

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Re: The ugliest console ever created??
« Reply #68 on: November 29, 2008, 08:30:03 PM »
Xbox it is not only ugly, but its name is stupid and ugly aswell.

The Turbografx is arguably not the prettiest console out there, and the name is also arguably somewhat cheesy.

compared to the NES and Genesis, it was sleek and stackable. :)

plus, TURBO GRAFX just screams radical. 80s style.  I picture dayglo tshirts, striped surfer shorts, and hightops with 40 feet long tongues,     And springy shoelaces.  Its not rad to tie your shoes




as for the N64.   Any controller that has its main portion (joystick thing), wear off  and leave shavings residue, .... sucks horribly.


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Re: The ugliest console ever created??
« Reply #69 on: November 29, 2008, 10:01:34 PM »
I think the N64 Case itself looked nice, it had a sleek look at 4 controller ports, too bad the controllers sucked ass.

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Re: The ugliest console ever created??
« Reply #70 on: December 10, 2008, 04:14:19 AM »
Panasonic 3DO was the ugliest.

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Re: The ugliest console ever created??
« Reply #71 on: December 10, 2008, 12:10:37 PM »
Panasonic 3DO was the ugliest.

No way, the FZ-1 was classy.

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Re: The ugliest console ever created??
« Reply #72 on: December 10, 2008, 03:10:02 PM »
I think the N64 Case itself looked nice, it had a sleek look at 4 controller ports, too bad the controllers sucked ass.

You know what? You're right. The N64 really wasn't too bad looking.

I was looking at the PS3 the other day, and it may not be the ugliest console ever created, but it certainly ain't teh purdiest.


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