Thanks for the offers guys, I'll take them into consideration.
You know, for a long time I had a dual-processor Pentium II machine that I used daily. It was, really, the last non-Mac I ever used on a daily basis. One day, about ten years ago, I needed to update the BIOS firmware for something or other. I'm thinking it might have been around the time of the Windows XP release. The f*cking update utility FROZE in the middle of the update. I left it there for like half an hour just to be sure, but it never moved. As people familiar with these things knows, you abort a BIOS update before it's complete and you're toast. Well, I didn't interrupt it myself, but the end result was the same. I sourced a replacement BIOS chip at the time through a mail-order company and vowed I'd have the thing back on its feet in no time. In the meantime I picked up a PowerMac G3 (later upgraded to G4) that I began using as my daily "driver." I became so enamored with the speed of the un-bloated operating system, I kept putting off repairing the PII. Like 8 years passed and it just sat it my closet, following me through move after move like a lost puppy. I'm pretty sure when I made the "final" move last summer when I bought this place, I finally parted ways with that thing. It, along with a few other derelicts from my Apple repair days found final peace at the bottom of a dumpster.
It's ironic really, of course the year after I finally ditch the thing I get the itch to revisit some past PC glories.