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Tatsujin

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Re: Sexiest game console
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2012, 06:48:29 PM »
Beside that's no console, yeah the 25th FC edition is veary seaxy!!
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Re: Sexiest game console
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2012, 08:07:13 PM »
Yeah, handhelds are another rabbit hole.

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Re: Sexiest game console
« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2012, 08:58:58 AM »
haha my bad, the sexyness overwhelmed me and made me think it was a console.

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Re: Sexiest game console
« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2012, 12:04:26 PM »
1. SMS 2
2. SMS 1
3...ahh, whatever.

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Re: Sexiest game console
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2012, 12:34:37 PM »
SMS 2 is sexiest?  Don't you mean ugliest?  :D

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Re: Sexiest game console
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2012, 12:37:12 PM »
lol yeah, that one was butt fugly and about par on the genny2.
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Re: Sexiest game console
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2012, 07:07:58 AM »
SMS
Atari 5200 (go ahead, flame me)
Atari 7800
Japanese Mega Drive
Super Famicom
White PCE
X68000 (I know it's not a game console but I had to include it nonetheless)
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Re: Sexiest game console
« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2012, 02:43:31 AM »
I forgot about this one:


Just looking at it makes me want one. Loving all the knobs, buttons and headphone jacks.
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Re: Sexiest game console
« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2012, 03:53:16 AM »
I love touching knobs.

=3 lol
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Re: Sexiest game console
« Reply #39 on: January 16, 2012, 04:02:09 AM »
I love touching knobs.

Who doesn't?! Incidentally, I love pushing buttons as well. That one seems to cover my needs perfectly.
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Re: Sexiest game console
« Reply #40 on: January 16, 2012, 09:27:39 AM »
I'm gonna go generation by generation. I'm sticking to Domestic stuff, for simplicity:

1) the 2600. Most of its variants are nice looking, especially the Vader and the Junior. the Odyssey2 was pretty nice too, but the keyboard could be cooler.

2) most of the consoles of this generation have those awkward number pads, disqualifying most of them. the Vectrex is the best of them.

3) In spite of its software, the 7800 is the nicest looking of the post-crash 8-bit consoles. The SMS is slightly awkward, and the NES was deliberately made to look like an appliance.

4) the first variation of the Genesis was really cool. the Turbografx-16, by comparison, was awkward. the SNES is nice, but the model 1 Genny is cooler.
4.5) The TurboCD just made the already awkward Turbo, more awkward. The Duo was much cooler than the Turbo, as well as the Genesis. the Genny model 1 CD has its charms [bigger=better!] but isn't as cool as the Duo. The 2nd variation of the Genesis wasn't as cool as the first, and the CD add on didn't help much.
4.75) the Genesis 3 is pretty cool, just for it's PC-E like size. the 2nd model SNES makes it a bit cooler.

5) the Saturn is much sexay. Most other consoles of this generation are either awkward (Jaguar, n64) or plain(playstation, 3d0). the 32X with a model 2 Genesis is pretty nice, but either of the CD systems make it awkward.

6)the Dreamcast was nice, but could have been a bit more exciting. the Gamecube is cool looking, particularly the (Japan only) Orange cube. Both the original XBOX and the Playstation2 are awkward looking to me.

7)I hate to admit it, but the original ps3 is pretty awesome looking. I think that Sony was trying to make the original look like a Duo. the newer model isn't as cool. The Wii is also pretty cool. the original 360 is pretty plain looking, but the new model is cooler; but it's only a little nicer than the new ps3.
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Re: Sexiest game console
« Reply #41 on: January 18, 2012, 01:38:37 AM »
Here's my list:

1. Turbo Duo the black with purple buttons
2. Definitely the Sege CDx
3. Jvc X'eye
4. Fm Towns Marty
5. Japan Sega Saturn

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Re: Sexiest game console
« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2012, 01:40:24 AM »
SuperGrafx w/RAU-30

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[Fri 19:34]<nectarsis> been wanting to try that one for awhile now Ope
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Re: Sexiest game console
« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2012, 01:41:06 AM »
Anyone who didn't put a PCE hardware on the 1st place doesn't deserve to be in here :lol:
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Re: Sexiest game console
« Reply #44 on: January 27, 2012, 07:57:50 AM »
1:Vistar 16
2: PC-Engine Duo
3: Duo-R
4: SuperGrafx
5: Atari 7800