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HercTNT

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Sexiest hand held system ever
« on: January 11, 2012, 12:30:36 PM »
Ok, i lied, its time for a new series. What is your opinion on the sexiest hand held system ever. My top 5 are:

1. Turbo expresss/Pc-engine gt:  this is a no brainer for me, truly the best, and heavy enough to mug someone (personal defense is a plus)
2. Dingo A320:  I have always been a fan of the black color and sharp lines
3. Gameboy play it loud series: Original gameboy looks, many different colors.
4. Redant Gameaxe: plays famicom games and looks slick!
5. Sega nomad:  Love the color, and lines.

Sorry Hoobs, because you missed it, here is my wifes pick for sexiest handheld:

She likes the styling of the original gameboy, and she apologizes for missing the last two threads :)
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Re: Sexiest hand held system ever
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2012, 12:39:01 PM »
Dingo A320...what a rip off of the GB Micro? :P

Sexist:

1.  PSP/PSP Vita
2.  TurboExpress/GT
3.  GBA SP
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HercTNT

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Re: Sexiest hand held system ever
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2012, 12:43:09 PM »
The Dingoo A320 was designed to look similar to the bottom half of a nintendo ds. While i can see a similar lay out to the the gameboy micro, saying its a rip off is a stretch. just my two bits.

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Re: Sexiest hand held system ever
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2012, 01:48:02 PM »
Ok, my wife and I were talking about what we thought was the coolest looking game console ever.
For the record my wifes favorite is the gamecube.

Your wife's input has been conspicuously absent from the past few topics.
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Re: Sexiest hand held system ever
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2012, 01:55:44 PM »
I've never encountered a game machine I wanted to stick my dick into, so "sexy" just doesn't work for me.

My favorite handheld machines, coolest, whatever:

1: GBA SP
2: New Neo Geo Pocket Color (crystal yellow)
3: PCE LT
4: Gameboy Pocket (OG silver one)
4.5: Swan Crystal
5: GBA Micro (Famicom ver.)
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Re: Sexiest hand held system ever
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2012, 01:58:56 PM »
The PSP is one sexy beast.  Definitely want to f*ck it.

The TurboExpress is cool but the screen is too small and it looks disproportionate because of that to me.

The Nomad kind of bothers me because of the weird slanted shape that is around the screen.

The Neo Geo Pocket Color, despite being boxy looks pretty damn cool to me.  The silver or black one, not the goofy camouflaged ones.

The original GameBoy looks good but mainly because it is iconic more than anything.

The Game Gear looks pretty bad and so does the first model Lynx.  The second model looked kind of cool, though.

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Re: Sexiest hand held system ever
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2012, 02:33:59 PM »
Call me crazy but here are my top ones.

1. TG Express/GT
2. GBA Advance SP (with newer back light)
3. Sony PSP Slim
4. Atari Lynx II
5. Nintendo DS XL

PS Vita is pretty damn sexy too and doesnt really count, but one of my favorite hand helds of all time was Radio Shack Plane & Tank.

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Re: Sexiest hand held system ever
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2012, 03:25:59 PM »
The original DS Lite is a nice looking system in my opinion. Clean lines, simple design. Doesn't distract from the gameplay experience. Too bad the build-quality and materials are so cheap and flimsy.

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Re: Sexiest hand held system ever
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2012, 03:39:51 PM »
Hmm... this is a good one...
1. PC engine LT (If it counts)
2. Sega Game Gear (I think it is well designed, looks sharp)
3. Atari lynx 2
4. GameBoy Advance
5. PSP looks pretty good too, I guess
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Re: Sexiest hand held system ever
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2012, 05:57:51 PM »
I'm kind of partial to the Big Boss PSP:


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Re: Sexiest hand held system ever
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2012, 06:18:11 AM »
I dig the looks and comfort of holding of:

NGPC
Lynx Model 2
PSP original fatty
TurboExpress

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Re: Sexiest hand held system ever
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2012, 07:14:00 AM »
1.  GBA Micro - cuter'n a bug's ear
2.  PSP - sleek and shiny like an exotic car
3.  TE/GT - bulging at the seams with brawn and awesomeness
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Re: Sexiest hand held system ever
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2012, 10:55:52 AM »
Ive never been a big fan of handhelds, but if I had to choose my favorite...its the DSi XL.  :)

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Re: Sexiest hand held system ever
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2012, 11:17:40 AM »
I aready answered on another thread but I'll say it again  GAMEBOY MICRO!!! = boner

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Re: Sexiest hand held system ever
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2012, 01:15:11 PM »
Turbo Express/PCE GT
GBA SP
GBA Micro
Wonderswan Color -the Final Fantasy editions anyways, the only ones I've owned.
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