Don't get me wrong. The first time I saw this thing (actually, the earlier version that only had dumping capability) I instantly knew that I HAD TO HAVE IT!!!! Then I realized that in the real world it's as useless as tits on a chicken. I tend to put a lot of thought into my purchases, you see.
There are already tits on chickens. I eat them all the time.
A "tit" is indicitive of a mamery glad, which only mammals and monotremes posess. Baby chickens would know WTF to do with a tit/teat/nipple/whatever since they don't have lips. I don't eat chicken anyway, btw, but when I did it was just legs.