We can make a stand, and help curve people away from buying anymore Wii, PS3, 360, islave crap. So lets stop making purchases
on these products and stick to 2d stuff.
I feel your urge bra and braetts, I know that deep down inside their is a tick that says "I have enough to spend, so why not?" but I know their is another tick that says "I wish my favorite whatever would actually make a comeback" That is what I need from you. I need you to help each make that tick work. The first step is disambiguates ourselves from these ideas, of accessibility, and decide on what is right. Down with Wii, PS3, and 360. Until they get it right.
About Microsofts evil plans. So I see the plan now. MS basically took their Direct X PC model, and gave C++ Window programmers and oppertunity to get paid from console only gamers. Like us. In my local comic book/game store they have decided to start selling PC games. They never usted but now people are buying them alot more. Just like that we have killed videogaming, and became........pugly PC gamers.
If Microsoft had never made it's move then most videogamers would never even consider, or know what Halo is. Seriously ever ask yourself would Halo be as monumental if it was released for the other three systems?
The final plan now, is to intergrate all games so that people will purchase Zunes, BB, and new intel windows computer. Dumb idiots who do not know nothing about computers will all buy labtops, and play the same games you play on 360. It is called X-box live AKA Apocolypse Now.
Lets review Microsofts Evil plans
1. Get paid threw real videogame users, the Consoles
2. Get a fanbase from those users
3. Keep the PC fanbase by releasing PC games which are the same
4. Create X-box live with a fee,
5. Creeate wireless device and call it a phone
6. Put X-box live on wireless device
7. Make Windows OS look like Mac OS
8. Put X-box live on Windows OS
9. Stop making plans for new system?
Lets review SONY plans
1. mimic Nintendo
2. Free adverstiment with contract ( Final Fantasy, Tomb Raider, Metal Gear )
3. Advertise more game movement ( which is the gameboy, VHS)
4. Sue lik-sang ( now they look bad )
5. Run back and forth in circles )
6. Blames internet piracy for bad sales.
7. Enlist George Foreman Grill design ( the DUo design )
8. put resert button make people laugh at Japanese view of Engrish
9. put Bannana Controller ha ha ha more Japanese joke.
Nintendo evil plans
1. Release each system with most popular character
1.2. Release each game system with choice for adult and kid.
2. Release each game that is popular with Japanese sales charts.
3. Create a bunch of fun games until death of gameboy creator
4. Repeat and rinse
5. Put Miyamoto in the headlines instead of Gameboy creator, which was a bold move.
6. Oh look Miyamoto created the N64 and he made Mario did you know? that must mean the N64 is ceeewwwll
7. Ride pokemon to the bank, in Japan go back to 2.
8. Repeat 2.
9. Make a bunch of differnt variations of Tetris.
10. Advertise Tetris with popular figures like Yoshi, Wario, Pokemon
11. If a game is not fun enough advertise game character, like
Bomberman = Wario Blast, or Puzzle + Wario = Wario Woods with bom-omb
12. Dress up everything in white, and make gimick into new console
13. Make famouse developer make new game using random character
14. Make stock options to hide problems.
15.
Sega Evil plans
0. Make work place a happy place to, "Service Games" wink wink
0.1 A happy worker is a good worker wink wink
0.5 Make contracts that last a lifetime and give freedoms.
1. Do everything else before everybody else and go banctrupt
1.2 Instead of going bancrupt get loyal employee to give all his money away to company before he or she dies
2. Get downsized and call it a victory.
3. Do work for other companies with barely no advertisment
4. Abuse and violated videogame characters, let artist do rest
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