All those health fads are annoying.  I like when fat vegetarians tell me that McDonalds is going to make me fat.  Eating vegetables covered in ranch dressing and cheese is just as bad, dumbshits.  That's why you're a 300lb vegetarian.
I just eat healthy during the week...usually it's like tuna, fruits, salady crap, soup whatnot.  It's all pretty decent.
the weekends:  Twinkies, slim jims, beefaroni, big macs, whatever.  Usually ends up being Rally's or Taco Bell.  I don't binge eat the stuff, I just go out and get enough to stop making me hungry. 
Bottled water is stupid.  I like drinking metal.
I also exercise enough to make me not worry.  I'm at the age where I don't have to quite yet, but might as well get a head start.