Author Topic: I loathe PixelJunk SideScroller  (Read 444 times)

kazekirifx

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I loathe PixelJunk SideScroller
« on: April 08, 2012, 02:45:36 PM »
I can't believe I even bothered to play the demo of PixelJunk SideScroller on the PS3. This game is just wrong. It feels like developers who didn't know anything about shmups tried to make a shmup. I'm sure they're those types whose only shmup growing up was Life Force on the NES. Typical. And it's a shame that this game seems to be better known than the far superior Sóldner-X games.

Blegh.This PixelJunk series is a joke. The title itself claims it is about enjoyment of old school pixel art, and yet the games don't exhibit the kind of old school pixel art I would ever want to look at. Q-Games is on my shitlist.

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Re: I loathe PixelJunk SideScroller
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2012, 05:23:56 AM »
But Life Force was a great game for NES!

I don't like the title of this game, but I can't judge a book by its cover...

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Re: I loathe PixelJunk SideScroller
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2012, 05:29:04 AM »
I can't believe I even bothered to play the demo of PixelJunk SideScroller on the PS3. This game is just wrong. It feels like developers who didn't know anything about shmups tried to make a shmup. I'm sure they're those types whose only shmup growing up was Life Force on the NES. Typical. And it's a shame that this game seems to be better known than the far superior Sóldner-X games.

Blegh.This PixelJunk series is a joke. The title itself claims it is about enjoyment of old school pixel art, and yet the games don't exhibit the kind of old school pixel art I would ever want to look at. Q-Games is on my shitlist.


Sounds like you should be playing the "world's greatest retro shooter" instead.   XD
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Re: I loathe PixelJunk SideScroller
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2012, 09:24:45 AM »

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Re: I loathe PixelJunk SideScroller
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2012, 09:29:30 AM »
Play this instead

http://www.locomalito.com/hydorah.php



I too can vouch for Hydorah, it's pretty sweet and the soundtrack's good as well.
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Re: I loathe PixelJunk SideScroller
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2012, 02:40:56 PM »
f*ck the amiga, seriously.

Hey the Amiga series was a great computer. It is just that everybody had stress from their rivals, and H-simulators were not even admired, ( along with the rest of artful world in computers ). It did everything before the Apple and DOS computers did.

kazekirifx

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Re: I loathe PixelJunk SideScroller
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2012, 04:20:04 PM »
Wow! Great-looking recommendations. I'm especially impressed that such a game exists for iOS and Android. I generally loathe cell phone games, but that one looks like it might be worth checking out. Not really looking forward to playing with a touch screen though.

To be clear, I never said Life Force wasn't a great game. Of course it is. That's not the point. It's just that there seem to be a lot of American gamers who grew up in the NES generation who consistently can only think of Life Force when asked to name a classic shmup. For instance, the Angry Video Game Nerd pretty much always mentions Life Force when reviewing a shmup. These are people who clearly haven't played many shmups, and abandoned the genre after Life Force. I love AVGN too, of course, but he's really not a huge shmup player as anyone can see from his videos.
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Re: I loathe PixelJunk SideScroller
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2012, 04:39:51 PM »
Most of the Pixeljunk games pretty much suck.  Monsters was good but it wasn't worth buying.  I think the best thing about Pixeljunk PS3 games is that they remote play on the PSP quite well if you have that set up.

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Re: I loathe PixelJunk SideScroller
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2012, 03:04:45 AM »
I also like SkyFyre, a browser based chooter
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/513016

and this one is a fun take on the missile command formula
http://armorgames.com/play/3917/vector-boom


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Re: I loathe PixelJunk SideScroller
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2012, 06:39:06 AM »
To be clear, I never said Life Force wasn't a great game. Of course it is. That's not the point. It's just that there seem to be a lot of American gamers who grew up in the NES generation who consistently can only think of Life Force when asked to name a classic shmup.


I hear ya.

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Re: I loathe PixelJunk SideScroller
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2012, 12:41:55 PM »
Life Force was the first NES game I bought.
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Re: I loathe PixelJunk SideScroller
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2012, 02:30:49 PM »
Life Force was the first NES game I bought.


Tiger Heli was my first NES game. Soon followed by Gradius.

Life Force kicked so much ass, back in the day. I loved that game. It was tough as balls, too. More challenging than Gradius (I destroyed Gradius).
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Re: I loathe PixelJunk SideScroller
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2012, 07:38:28 PM »
Hey the Amiga series was a great computer. It is just that everybody had stress from their rivals, and H-simulators were not even admired, ( along with the rest of artful world in computers ). It did everything before the Apple and DOS computers did.

No it didn't.
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