WINNER!!!!!!!!: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke

[bob]

Just another raffle from my personal collection.  This time, GTA San Adreas for PC.  Includes Slip Cover, Disc, Map, Hard Cover Book.

Two stipulations to be entered:
1. Please clearly state that you want in.  Please don't post "This is a good raffle" and expect to be entered.
2. I need some "Yo Mama..." jokes.  If you sign up with a joke in your post, you'll get 2 entries.

Winner will be drawn at random in a few days.  All are welcome since humor has no post count and knows no geographic boundries!



Entered so far:
Opethian
Opethian
BigusSchmuck
BigusSchmuck
ProfessorProfessorson
ProfessorProfessorson
Arkhan
Arkhan
MotherGunner
MotherGunner
TheOldMan
TheOldMan
Tatsujin
Tatsujin

I will be pulling a winner tomorrow, Jan 1. if anybody still wants in...

[Opethian]

"Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out"

[CPTRAVE]

"Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out"

That is gross. Somewhat funny

[BigusSchmuck]

"Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime."
So uh yeah add me for this one. Google does wonders:
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html

[esteban]

I don't want this game. At all...

NONETHELESS: your mother is so hairy, she shaves her ice.

[bob]

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"Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime."
So uh yeah add me for this one. Google does wonders:
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html

Yes, you are correct (Urban Dictionary has thousands of them too), but I'm interested in which ones the PCEFX members choose to post.  This is more fun.

[jperryss]

Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her vitamins.

Don't enter me.

[Jibbajaba]

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Don't enter me, either.  I just love 'yo mama' jokes.

Chris

[ProfessorProfessorson]

 Yo mama's such a slut, she's like a race car driver.....she burns a lot of rubbers.

Add me, my son luvs GTA stuff on console and pc.

[TheOldMan]

Yo momma's so fat she got her own moons circling....

Not interested in the raffle though.

[Opethian]

"Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections"

[MrFlutterPie]

Yo momma so slutty she has given more blow jobs then all of the original NES players in the world COMBINED!

Please do not enter me.  I'm just here for the yo momma jokes.

[Arkhan]

Your moms so stupid, she runs outside with a bowl when you say its chilly outside.

Your moms so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips.

Your moms so fat that when she went to KFC for chicken, they asked what size and she said THE ONE ON THE ROOF

Your moms so fat, she broke the family tree.

Anyway:

[Jibbajaba]

[MotherGunner]

I want in.

Your momma is so fat, she's one M&M away from "HOLY SHIT!"; And one cupcake away from "GOD! DAMN!"