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TheOldMan

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Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2012, 06:41:22 AM »
Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the pacific ocean and caused a tidal wave in Japan.....
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Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2012, 08:05:32 AM »
Quote from: TheOldMan on December 27, 2012, 06:41:22 AM
Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the pacific ocean and caused a tidal wave in Japan.....



and wiped out half the country.

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Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2012, 09:37:13 AM »
Yo mama is so fat, she can't be seen because her mass bends space and time.
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Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2012, 01:08:22 PM »
"Yo momma gums so black she spits Yoohoo"
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Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2012, 03:27:21 AM »
Entered so far:
Opethian
Opethian
BigusSchmuck
BigusSchmuck
ProfessorProfessorson
ProfessorProfessorson
Arkhan
Arkhan
MotherGunner
MotherGunner
TheOldMan
TheOldMan
Tatsujin
Tatsujin

I will be pulling a winner tomorrow, Jan 1. if anybody still wants in...
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Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2012, 04:26:29 AM »
You can take me out. I was just passing on the best "yo momma" jokes I heard.
I think you should take a vote, and best joke wins :)
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Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2012, 04:32:20 AM »
Quote from: TheOldMan on December 31, 2012, 04:26:29 AM
You can take me out. I was just passing on the best "yo momma" jokes I heard.
I think you should take a vote, and best joke wins :)


Nope, you're in.  If you win, you can choose who it goes to.
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Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2012, 07:58:49 AM »
Yo momma's such a fat f*ck that people walk by and say "GAWD DAMN! THAT IS A BIG FAT f*ck!"

-stolen from South Park
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Re: RAFFLE: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2013, 02:05:00 AM »
WE HAVE A WINNER!



I took a differt tact in order to draw the winner here...

1) Printed the names of all entrants:



2) Put them in a hat and shook it up



3) Attached them to my dartboard



4) After numerous missed throws





5) I HIT ONE!





















































































« Last Edit: January 01, 2013, 03:38:45 AM by galam »
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Re: WINNER!!!!!!!!: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2013, 05:03:30 AM »
THAT MOTHERFU>.....GUNNER! congrats I think? lol
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[Mon 16:27] <BlueBMW> i wouldnt sell an unmolested duo hehe.  I molest the crap outta of em before they leave me

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Re: WINNER!!!!!!!!: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2013, 05:07:06 AM »
Ha ha awesome idea, and congrats Mother! Good win. :)
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Re: WINNER!!!!!!!!: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2013, 05:13:36 AM »
Best way to pick a raffle ever.

Glad I didn't win, I kinda hate San Andreas.
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Re: WINNER!!!!!!!!: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2013, 05:24:35 AM »
MoterGunner is going to be unable to stop using the N-word in no time!

Congrats and awesome dart decision making.
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Re: WINNER!!!!!!!!: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
« Reply #28 on: January 01, 2013, 08:12:08 AM »
galam, that was the best raffle drawing EVER.

LOVED IT.

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Re: WINNER!!!!!!!!: GTA San Andreas for PC - I need a "Yo Mama..." joke
« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2013, 10:33:49 AM »
Great raffle draw idea and even better way of picking a winner.

Congratz to MotherGunner! :)
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