Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive a PS2 game (your choice out of 5, NO sports!).

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD



DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
Second, since Josh is leading the pack with 3 past wins, I like to give him a chance to chime in.
3rd, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
IV. When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention.

[TheOldMan]

Not an entry:

"His girlfriend never realized Josh was replaying Salamander in his head..."

[HailingTheThings]

"It's Friday night, I'm loose off half a fifth of Five O'clock, got my Ma's whore ass friends behind me in the kitch gabbin' it up and I'm straight holdin', man I mean just holdin' these feet, but how you doing?"

[toymachine78]

After weeks of incessant JELQ'ing yielded no results, Xac accepted that the only way he would ever satisfy his girlfriend was massaging her feet.

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[Arkhan]

who the f*ck let Justin Bieber in.

[_joshuaTurbo]

"That motherf*cking red cup!!!"

[Necromancer]

Real gangstas use coasters.

(not an entry - just for meager lulz)

[Opethian]

dead girls always obey

[turboswimbz]

Gomez and Bieber? nope. Just Tatsujin ballin' back in the day. 




OBEY THE PCE

[esteban]

Gomez and Bieber? nope. Just Tatsujin ballin' back in the day. 




OBEY THE PCE

Goddamn! You stole my Tats joke. Dammit! 

[TheClash603]

Bieber's pitch for Enemy of the State 2: Spring Breakers fell flat when his recent legal problems constrained his cash flow.  No longer could he afford the original Turbo Express prop recently posted on Digit Press, which ironically, was expected to be the most talented star in the movie.

[bob]

bump

[turboswimbz]

OK, this caption isn't mine.  It came from a source that wishes to remain anonymous (or, at least, necro doesn't want to win this raffle).  I couldn't bring myself to steal it, but it is too good and painfully obvious to not share with ya'll:

Two girls, one cup.

THIS IS BRILLIANT. I needs to get back into the chat more often.

[bob]

who the f*ck let Justin Bieber in.

winner.  PM sent.

[Arkhan]

aww yeah.   YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS.