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Tetris: the movie
« on: October 01, 2014, 01:52:07 AM »
http://collider.com/tetris-movie/

Do you have any idea how many times I've said that we need to see Tetris as a talking picture show? Finally.

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Re: Tetris: the movie
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2014, 02:23:35 AM »
Will it be as good as Battleship?
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Re: Tetris: the movie
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2014, 02:35:04 AM »
this will become one helluva blockbuster.

hope pajitnov will get his fair share out of it. probably not a single ruble.
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Re: Tetris: the movie
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2014, 02:59:01 AM »
has anybody seen this...?
I rented it on iTunes for a flight and it was entertaining.  If for no other reason there aren't a lot of recent, well produced movies on vid game history.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_Games:_The_Movie

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Re: Tetris: the movie
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2014, 03:04:43 AM »
I think it will be impossible to top this in all of its brilliance:
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Re: Tetris: the movie
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2014, 07:08:30 AM »
That sort of brings up an interesting question. What video game property based movies are actually good? Of course, a lot of these "films" are made by the terrible Uwe Boll.

These are the ones I can think of..

Super Mario Bros.
The Wizard (not really a game, but must count)
War Games (not sure it was actually a game)
Tomb Raider 1 & 2
Tron
Tron Legacy (My favorite)
DOOM
Prince of Persia
Wing Commander
Far Cry 
Bloodrayne 1, 2, and 3
House of the Dead
Dungeon Siege 1 & 2
Max Payne
Resident Evil Series (5 films?) (1 and 3 are decent)
Silent Hill
Alone in the Dark 1 & 2
Postal
Warcraft (Out next year maybe...so I guess we wouldn't know how it is)
Final Fantasy The Spirits Within
Final Fantasy Advent Children

I'm probably missing some.....anyone else know of any not listed?

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Re: Tetris: the movie
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2014, 07:52:30 AM »

I think it will be impossible to top this in all of its brilliance:




Holy lord!

That was truly magnificent.

Splendid.

I loved it. 
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Re: Tetris: the movie
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2014, 10:09:24 AM »
Will it be as good as Battleship?

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Re: Tetris: the movie
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2014, 12:16:49 PM »
Bah. This is far more entertaining:

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Re: Tetris: the movie
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2014, 01:58:05 PM »
This is what I think of when I think of "Tetris movie".

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Re: Tetris: the movie
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2014, 09:19:37 AM »
Tetris (2016)

A masonry worker in the 1980's Soviet Union is issued the hardest task of his life, being assigned to lead the construction of a local communist party committee building in Leningrad, while avoiding to make the building structurally weak and prone to collapse using only poorly made construction materials.

Directed by Uwe Boll, written by Alexey Pajitnov.

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Re: Tetris: the movie
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2014, 10:18:52 AM »

Tetris (2016)

A masonry worker in the 1980's Soviet Union is issued the hardest task of his life, being assigned to lead the construction of a local communist party committee building in Leningrad, while avoiding to make the building structurally weak and prone to collapse using only poorly made construction materials.

Directed by Uwe Boll, written by Alexey Pajitnov.

Awesome.
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Re: Tetris: the movie
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2014, 05:49:02 PM »
I think it will be impossible to top this in all of its brilliance:




Thank you. I forgot about that skit. So epic!