YOU LAZY BASTARDS! Listen to some ZX Spectrum tunes and put this calendar on your desk!
I was too shaky after vomiting to hit the print button on my screen.
I kid, I kid, but seriously. I know some folks love the Spectrum and even its beeper tunes. But to me, besides some interesting Follin prog-rock tunes, the rest of the Speccy's music library sounds like a hyperactive geiger counter.