Val-eeeees. Have I been saying it wrong all these years?!
No. We are correct: Valis, like "chalice".
I think the goofballs looked up the word "valise" and didn't know any better. Cretins!
Damn.
The f*cking sword of Valis.
Not the suitcase of Valise.
HELP US, BABY JESUS!
Speaking of luggage, I'm pretty certain that the name "Valis" was chosen because it was the title of a novel by Philip K. Dick...and the pronunciation of the novel's title rhymes with "chalice", not "valise".
I'm hungry.